The 'number 1' ranking
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Re: The 'number 1' ranking
I didn't realise I was supposed to be making feasible meals. Who in the living f*ck are you - Greg f*cking Wallace? JEsus.
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Even worse - he spells it Gregg.
Qunt.
John Tirade - thunderquichequnt.
Qunt.
John Tirade - thunderquichequnt.
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For years I thought he was called Jonty Rode.
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Heh. I thought for years that he was gayer than a Julian Clary tribute night.
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They both are.
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Really? That is interesting.
Gregg (2 gees) reminds me of my grandma, she had similar glasses in the early 70's.
Gregg (2 gees) reminds me of my grandma, she had similar glasses in the early 70's.
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Cooking dasn't get mach taffer than this.
No. And watching you stuff your fat face with the chocklat desserts doesn't get much tougher either, you grocer qunt.
No. And watching you stuff your fat face with the chocklat desserts doesn't get much tougher either, you grocer qunt.
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He's a wealthy greeen grosser, unfortch.
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F*ck him. There's loads of qunts who are wadded and without an apparent semblence of talent. Bah.
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Well, in fairness he knows what he's doing. You can't say XFactor wasn't a good idea.
I was thinking more of your Kardassians or Jordans or Peter Andres - that kind of qunt.
I was thinking more of your Kardassians or Jordans or Peter Andres - that kind of qunt.
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Kardassian's, aren't they in Star Trek?
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They may well be. But I'm referring to some vacuous Seppo family that are more nauseating than a week old camel carcass. My son watches them on some kind of reality drivel that makes me want to blow my own brains out.
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Fair play to the boy then.
But as I've referred him to XHamster, I'm not sure why he's bothering with that tame shite.
But as I've referred him to XHamster, I'm not sure why he's bothering with that tame shite.
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Well that's a start! Jebus! Wally can point him towards some good sh!t, mark my words!
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Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Does anyone reckon this current England side are better than the Ashes 2005 side?
I'm thinking player by player - 2011 side has slightly better batting and keeper. 2005 has a slightly better bowling attack, mainly thanks to Fred and S.Jones. Even then I'm not sure. Something like:
Strauss > Strauss
Trescothick > Cook
Vaughan < Trott
Bell < KP
KP > Bell
Flintoff > Morgan
GJones < Prior
Giles < Swann
SJones > Anderson
Hoggard = Tremlett
Harmison = Broad
Is that about right? It's obviously quite difficult to match some of the bowlers up. And the middle order could be Bell < Bell and KP > KP. It's a toughie.
But if they were to play each other, I think you'd have to back 2011 wouldn't you? Just because of their more reliable batting and brilliant tail. It'd be a brilliant game. However if you believe 2011 would win, it suggests that current England side would beat the Aussie 2005 side, perhaps slightly more comfortably than Eng 2005 did, which does not sit right either.
It's a right old puzzler to think about.
Stealing his material from the Bails once again, Simon Hughes's article in the Telegraph today attempted to make a case for a composite side of 2005 MBEs and current plebs.
F*cked it, he did.
Strauss > Cook
Trescothick > Cook
TMS buddy Vaughan > Trott @60
Pietersen > Trott @60
Bell > Trott @60
Flintoff > Trott@60
Prior
Broad (wasn't he basically out of the side two games ago?) > Hoggard, Harmison and co.
Swann
Simon Jones > everyone
Anderson
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Yoz lost it years ago. Years. I think he was hanging out the back of takeaways inhaling freon too long.
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He's been sniffing Mandira Bedi's crumpet in the portaloos at the back of the ITV4 parking lot. It gets to you after a while
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Good point spang. Just her talking to you for more than 5 minutes would start to f*ck one's brain like a growing blood clot. I'm surprised he's not being spoon-fed Angel Delight for dinner every night.
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Errn, excuse me guys, sorry to bother you but could someone ACTUALLY ANSWER MY F*CKING QUESTION?!
2005 vs 2011 - who would win?
If the next words out of any of your keyboards aren't related to that question, so help me God.... I'm likely to go as mental as a paving slab with a chewing gum habit.
2005 vs 2011 - who would win?
If the next words out of any of your keyboards aren't related to that question, so help me God.... I'm likely to go as mental as a paving slab with a chewing gum habit.
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Who'd win? Cricket. Who'd lose? Society. Why? Because anyone could get hold of our time machine blueprint, make one and absolutely wreak havoc back in the past. Or, the future I suppose. Thankfully, this situation can still be prevented.
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Agreed. Ian Bell could play Marty in the film version though.
I'm not sure who would be Doc - Aggers, perhaps?
I'm not sure who would be Doc - Aggers, perhaps?
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