Re: The Walking Dead

by skully Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:31 pm

Those munters love a burger - extra rare - blood dripping.

by JKLever Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:43 pm

Season 2 not out yet on DVD, apparently not as good?

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:44 pm

I liked it. The likes of Dello shat his bits about it though. Apparently 'slow' but the 'human' bits in it make the whole thing a bit more 'realistic'.

by JKLever Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:46 pm

Yeah, cause everyone wants their Zombie gorefest to be 'realistic' Very Happy

by taipan Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:47 pm

And I thought this thread was about the Aussie cricket team.

by tricycle Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:52 pm

Are they walking?

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:53 pm

JKLever wrote:Yeah, cause everyone wants their Zombie gorefest to be 'realistic'

Well, it's nice that it's built up rather than a 1.5 hours film, is what I mean - when people die in it, it means something more!

by skully Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:01 pm

Just done with S02E03. Carl is on the mend after Otis's dear shot but the revelation is that Shane shot Otis in the leg (leaving him for dead to be chomped by the Walkers) to allow his escape to get back to Carl with the necessary medical equipment to allow Dr Hershel to save the kid's life.

by LeFromage Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:23 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:I liked it. The likes of Dello shat his bits about it though. Apparently 'slow' but the 'human' bits in it make the whole thing a bit more 'realistic'.

My words:

Dello wrote:Walking Dead season two just wrapped up last night.

It's a bit of an uneven show - sometimes the writing is stupider than the characters (and they're not the brightest. Then again, you wouldn't have much of a zombie apocalypse-themed TV series if everyone quickly worked out how to survive and then spent the next 100 episodes quietly going about their day).

Decent finale, though. And, all in all, it's very watchable. Albeit - if the comics are any guide - about to get infinitely more stupid.

No bits were shat in the making of this post.

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:24 pm

skully wrote:Just done with S02E03. Carl is on the mend after Otis's dear shot but the revelation is that Shane shot Otis in the leg (leaving him for dead to be chomped by the Walkers) to allow his escape to get back to Carl with the necessary medical equipment to allow Dr Hershel to save the kid's life.

Aye, quntish, that. One wonders what one would've have done in the same situ.

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:26 pm

Dello wrote:
No bits were shat in the making of this post.

Oh ho! Ho! It takes a bit-shitting allegation to get super-Dello out of his voyeuristic armchair.

Someone shat their bits and I can't be arsed to find out whom. It's usually you - Mr. Media.

by LeFromage Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:29 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:Just done with S02E03. Carl is on the mend after Otis's dear shot but the revelation is that Shane shot Otis in the leg (leaving him for dead to be chomped by the Walkers) to allow his escape to get back to Carl with the necessary medical equipment to allow Dr Hershel to save the kid's life.

Aye, quntish, that. One wonders what one would've have done in the same situ.

Well, Otis was the reason Shane was putting his life on the line in the first place. He was also a fat f*cker - he would've been a burden ultimately.

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:32 pm

Dello wrote:
Well, Otis was the reason Shane was putting his life on the line in the first place. He was also a fat f*cker - he would've been a burden ultimately.

It's not his fault that he shot a deer from long range and there was a kid behind him, was it? Forgive me if I'm wrongo, but surely post-apocalypse you're not going to think that there's random alive children walking in the forest???

by JKLever Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:34 pm

He's got goole alerts for 'Dello'

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:45 pm

JKLever wrote:He's got goole alerts for 'Dello'

Must have! Seriously! I mean, don't hear from the man in shitloads - 'Dello's a knicker-shitter' and suddenly 'boo hoo'.

by LeFromage Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:03 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
Dello wrote:
Well, Otis was the reason Shane was putting his life on the line in the first place. He was also a fat f*cker - he would've been a burden ultimately.

It's not his fault that he shot a deer from long range and there was a kid behind him, was it? Forgive me if I'm wrongo, but surely post-apocalypse you're not going to think that there's random alive children walking in the forest???

Look at you, always siding with the fatties. First David Sales, now Otis the yokel.

What's he shooting deer for anyway? They've got a farm full of chickens.

by LeFromage Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:04 pm

Brass Monkey wrote:
JKLever wrote:He's got goole alerts for 'Dello'

Must have! Seriously! I mean, don't hear from the man in shitloads - 'Dello's a knicker-shitter' and suddenly 'boo hoo'.

I posted on Sunday. Today's Wednesday.

Stop being so needy.

by lardbucket Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:04 pm

I read this as 'the wanking dead' and immediately thought of Vilks.

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:52 pm

Dello wrote:
Look at you, always siding with the fatties. First David Sales, now Otis the yokel.

What's he shooting deer for anyway? They've got a farm full of chickens.

Chickens are for eggs, chuckle-nuts. Deer's for eating. Didn't you learn anything from Animal Farm?

I'm not siding with fatties, I just think that these Walking Deaders should be mature enough to recognise accidents - but noooo, it's all sad yet devilish looks at poor old Otis.

by Brass Monkey Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:53 pm

Dello wrote:
I posted on Sunday. Today's Wednesday.

Stop being so needy.

I probably didn't post on Sunday. Or I did and don't remember. Google alerts, either way.

by LeFromage Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:28 am

Brass Monkey wrote:
Dello wrote:
Look at you, always siding with the fatties. First David Sales, now Otis the yokel.

What's he shooting deer for anyway? They've got a farm full of chickens.

Chickens are for eggs, chuckle-nuts. Deer's for eating. Didn't you learn anything from Animal Farm?

What about those chickens they (spoiler alert)

Spoiler:

Don't be telling me they're all about the eggs. Daryl doesn't eat eggs anyway. If you can't cut its ears off and make a necklace out of it, he doesn't want to know.

by Brass Monkey Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:41 am

Have you ever thought that they were bored of chickens, that blackberries were in season and hence they thought they'd 'fine dine' a bit of venison. Gosh! You really are an uncultured pleb sometimes!

by LeFromage Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:01 am

If you're bored of chicken, you're bored of life.

I'm having chicken tonight. Curried. Yummers.

by Brass Monkey Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:52 am

So am I. But maybe they ran out of spices? Blimey Dello, you have no idea what the aftermath of the apocalypse will be like. Yet another reason why you'll be 'toast' whilst I start the new world order.

by LeFromage Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:00 am

Fussy eaters will be the first against the wall.

I'll settle for my bland chicken. On my island, which I've discovered and rid of zombies so I'm sweet.

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