News Review 2007

MASONVILLE, Colo. --Zoey is a Chihuahua, but when a rattlesnake lunged at her owners' 1-year-old grandson, she was a real bulldog.

Booker West was splashing his hands in a birdbath in his grandparents' northern Colorado back yard when the snake slithered up to the toddler, rattled and struck. Five-pound Zoey jumped in the way and took the bites.

"She got in between Booker and the snake, and that's when I heard her yipe," said Monty Long, the boy's grandfather.

The dog required treatment and for a time it appeared she might not survive. Now she prances about.

"These little bitty dogs, they just don't really get credit," Booker's grandma Denise Long told the Loveland Daily Reporter-Herald

lardbucket wrote:They're a more resilient breed than the chiwawa.

Zat wrote:A bloke walks into a bar , holding a broken dog lead in one hand. he says 'Who owns the great dane outside?'

Another bloke stands up and says 'I do, why?'

The first bloke says 'Well my dog's just killed your dog.'

Second bloke says 'What's your dog, and how'd he kill my dog? He's a real champion and hasn't ever lost a scrap'

the first bloke says 'My dog's a chihuahua.'

And the second bloke nearly collapses from laughter. 'How'd a chihuahua kill my great dane? You're having a laugh, aren't you?'

And the first bloke says 'He choked to death on him.'

Invader Zim wrote:Whereas the Biggest Joke award goes to Merlin for what's between his legs (according to fluffy).

tac wrote:

Invader Zim wrote:Whereas the Biggest Joke award goes to Merlin for what's between his legs (according to fluffy).

taipan wrote:

Zat wrote:A bloke walks into a bar , holding a broken dog lead in one hand. he says 'Who owns the great dane outside?'

Another bloke stands up and says 'I do, why?'

The first bloke says 'Well my dog's just killed your dog.'

Second bloke says 'What's your dog, and how'd he kill my dog? He's a real champion and hasn't ever lost a scrap'

the first bloke says 'My dog's a chihuahua.'

And the second bloke nearly collapses from laughter. 'How'd a chihuahua kill my great dane? You're having a laugh, aren't you?'

And the first bloke says 'He choked to death on him.'

And the forum award for the oldest joke of the year goes to......

tac wrote:

Invader Zim wrote:Whereas the Biggest Joke award goes to Merlin for what's between his legs (according to fluffy).

Dello wrote:

tac wrote:

Invader Zim wrote:Whereas the Biggest Joke award goes to .

Give it a rest or ****** off.

If you can't post without trying to shoe-horn in some kind of dig at one of your lucky chosen targets, perhaps you should just stop posting altogether.

tac wrote:Does that make you feel important? Obviously, since you've just bumped it on 2 threads.

tac wrote:Oh dear.