ghszzz.....complete load of bollocks, what...ghssff.....hmm?

hgtkru....bunch of over-polished turds........ghgjt hgut dribble.......my foot in Gibbs' arse, hey-ho!.........bvmhgydd hjyt shkut hic.........matron poured me a lovely cup of tea using nothing but her cleavage...........hfutr hit5 hkuiyd pofs..........Marlon bloody Samuels for f#@ks sake, what's in that syringe, hmm, what?..........gtudskl uogt sluru.......and then I beat Ashwell Prince to death with his own pads and pissed in his helmet..........hfiurt hoowp wee wee whizz bang...........speading marmalade over my nipples, hold on aunty, that tickles............fgrieuhg bgfir poop hfris...........Smith's head will pop when run over with a steamroller, just like everyone else's, toffee-crisp?...........fhgf pite ayejr hgtuekl hfj.................asking Santa for a kick in the nuts for Christmas, not for me you see..........hfiwsyhriug higrsu bskpowp.........of course, back then, testicle electrodes were on the NHS, what.............

Um.....Happy New Year to you too Bliks.

bliksem wrote:hgtkru....bunch of over-polished turds........ghgjt hgut dribble.......my foot in Gibbs' arse, hey-ho!.........bvmhgydd hjyt shkut hic.........matron poured me a lovely cup of tea using nothing but her cleavage...........hfutr hit5 hkuiyd pofs..........Marlon bloody Samuels for f#@ks sake, what's in that syringe, hmm, what?..........gtudskl uogt sluru.......and then I beat Ashwell Prince to death with his own pads and pissed in his helmet..........hfiurt hoowp wee wee whizz bang...........speading marmalade over my nipples, hold on aunty, that tickles............fgrieuhg bgfir poop hfris...........Smith's head will pop when run over with a steamroller, just like everyone else's, toffee-crisp?...........fhgf pite ayejr hgtuekl hfj.................asking Santa for a kick in the nuts for Christmas, not for me you see..........hfiwsyhriug higrsu bskpowp.........of course, back then, testicle electrodes were on the NHS, what.............

Somebody needs a hug and a beer served by a naked wench.........

speading marmalade over my nipples, hold on aunty, that tickles.

fgrie ggjgf........Darren Powell looks like a black Kryton, how's your father?...........fhruiwy hfih ahout jjfd...........and then he farted the alphabet through his ears........gfurys uout.........naked? naked ? naked? the past tense of nake?...........hgtku hkfuht shht..........can you give my shoe back Herschelle? give it a wash first though........nmhte htu hgvtu.......

Boeta Dippenaar

Too far, JKL, too far.

No apparently Boeta is next in line for a South African call up, after some guy called MacKenzie.

Hope Boeta gets a game for pure comedy value.

Oh dear, looks like the yarpies have finally broken bliks.

Zat wrote:Oh dear, looks like the yarpies have finally broken bliks.

He'll be fixed, once SA win the series!

If only we could say the same re Pakistan . . . .

hti5ue fhurt.........and according to the legend, JP Duminy has a scrotum of spun gold............hgitu hfgiors hgotip.........but she cupped her hands anyway and told me I had some lovely plums...........bfrwhf hourw hfgous hrf...........afterwards Boeta and Herschelle tried to compare shoes, but Boeta's was too well lodged.........fhriwyu firyg hgite phurt..........she tried to get me to squeeze the lemon, but the juice caused my thighs to chafe..........hgdthu hbvis wortgf..........

His therapist has gone away for Christmas, hasn't he......

bliksem wrote:hgtkru....bunch of over-polished turds........ghgjt hgut dribble.......my foot in Gibbs' arse, hey-ho!.........bvmhgydd hjyt shkut hic.........matron poured me a lovely cup of tea using nothing but her cleavage...........hfutr hit5 hkuiyd pofs..........Marlon bloody Samuels for f#@ks sake, what's in that syringe, hmm, what?..........gtudskl uogt sluru.......and then I beat Ashwell Prince to death with his own pads and pissed in his helmet..........hfiurt hoowp wee wee whizz bang...........speading marmalade over my nipples, hold on aunty, that tickles............fgrieuhg bgfir poop hfris...........Smith's head will pop when run over with a steamroller, just like everyone else's, toffee-crisp?...........fhgf pite ayejr hgtuekl hfj.................asking Santa for a kick in the nuts for Christmas, not for me you see..........hfiwsyhriug higrsu bskpowp.........of course, back then, testicle electrodes were on the NHS, what.............

Is this the unreleased Christmas Single from Black Eyed Peas?

bliksem wrote:hgtkru....bunch of over-polished turds........ghgjt hgut dribble.......my foot in Gibbs' arse, hey-ho!.........bvmhgydd hjyt shkut hic.........matron poured me a lovely cup of tea using nothing but her cleavage...........hfutr hit5 hkuiyd pofs..........Marlon bloody Samuels for f#@ks sake, what's in that syringe, hmm, what?..........gtudskl uogt sluru.......and then I beat Ashwell Prince to death with his own pads and pissed in his helmet..........hfiurt hoowp wee wee whizz bang...........speading marmalade over my nipples, hold on aunty, that tickles............fgrieuhg bgfir poop hfris...........Smith's head will pop when run over with a steamroller, just like everyone else's, toffee-crisp?...........fhgf pite ayejr hgtuekl hfj.................asking Santa for a kick in the nuts for Christmas, not for me you see..........hfiwsyhriug higrsu bskpowp.........of course, back then, testicle electrodes were on the NHS, what.............

Guess the series win has cured you?