The Arty Bollocks Generator

I like this...

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My work explores the relationship between gender politics and life as perfomance.
With influences as diverse as Munch and John Lennon, new tensions are generated from both explicit and implicit textures.
Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of the human condition. What starts out as vision soon becomes corrupted into a cacophony of power, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the inevitability of a new reality.
As shifting impressions become frozen through diligent and personal practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the possibilities of our world.

Heh.

"My work explores the relationship between the tyranny of ageing and skateboard ethics.

With influences as diverse as Munch and Roy Lichtenstein, new combinations are crafted from both explicit and implicit meanings.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of relationships. What starts out as hope soon becomes debased into a dialectic of lust, leaving only a sense of decadence and the inevitability of a new beginning.

As temporal impressions become frozen through diligent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the edges of our era."

That's just Bollocks, Smerky. Arty but.

"My work explores the relationship between emerging sexualities and emotional memories.

With influences as diverse as Blake and Andy Warhol, new synergies are generated from both explicit and implicit layers.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of meaning. What starts out as hope soon becomes debased into a tragedy of lust, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the prospect of a new reality.

As temporal phenomena become transformed through boundaried and critical practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the possibilities of our condition."

This show is deep, Darryl and Ozzie.

The Karti Bollocks Generator

My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and the LBW law.
With influences as diverse as Tendulkar and M S Dhoni, new synergies are generated from both simple and complex textures.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of ranking India number one . What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of decadence and the chance of ranking Pakistan even lower.
As shifting forms become transformed through boundaries and centre practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the possibilities that I am a complete Subi whackjob.

he might have been a whackjob, but he was always right

I like the tag lines along the way:

eg:

'generate some arty bollocks'

'not arty enough for you/'

'surely this should do it'

'you are too demanding'

'you are too much of a perfectionist'

'perhaps you should write your own'

My work explores the relationship between postmodern discourse and life as perfomance.

With influences as diverse as Kierkegaard and John Cage, new combinations are crafted from both explicit and implicit meanings.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of relationships. What starts out as triumph soon becomes debased into a tragedy of lust, leaving only a sense of chaos and the possibility of a new understanding.

As shifting impressions become frozen through diligent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the edges of our world.

My work explores the relationship between Jaffa biscuits, black helicopters, and sparkly otters.

With influences as diverse as coffee, absinthe, and profound sleep deprivation, new idiocies are generated from both epileptic discharges and the lingering afterglow of curry-fuelled air biscuits.

Ever since I was a teenage wastrel I have been perplexed by the theoretical limits of ennui. What starts out as random doodle soon becomes entangled in a web of meaningless wordplay, leaving only a sense of decadence and the possibility of a new intepretation of the careers of Chris Read and Bryce McGain.

As shifting impressions become transformed through 10000 work-shy and deluded monkeys called Vilks all busy banging away drunkenly at at their Remingtons, the viewer is left with an impression of Stephen Hawking in a gimp suit.

embee wrote:The Karti Bollocks Generator

My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and the LBW law.
With influences as diverse as Tendulkar and M S Dhoni, new synergies are generated from both simple and complex textures.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of ranking India number one . What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of decadence and the chance of ranking Pakistan even lower.
As shifting forms become transformed through boundaries and centre practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the possibilities that I am a complete Subi whackjob.

Is it wrong that I'm tempted to use this to fill up the pages in a report i have to submit today...

doremi wrote:

embee wrote:The Karti Bollocks Generator

My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and the LBW law.
With influences as diverse as Tendulkar and M S Dhoni, new synergies are generated from both simple and complex textures.
Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of ranking India number one . What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of decadence and the chance of ranking Pakistan even lower.
As shifting forms become transformed through boundaries and centre practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the possibilities that I am a complete Subi whackjob.

Is it wrong that I'm tempted to use this to fill up the pages in a report i have to submit today...

Not art all. I think these types of threads were created to allow time-poor people to file reports by flagrantly plagiarising crap (humourous crap, but crap anyway). I'd leave out the bit about Subi whackjobs unless you work in ******, Alabama or Melbourne though.

S c u n t h o r p e ?

And here's something else a bit arty. Or at least movie-related. I enjoyed teh movie 'The Island'. It had Scarlett Johansson in it, so it was well worth a watch.

It seems Michael Bay, who directed 'The Island' had some B-roll footage left that he didn't use at the time. It has now appeared in Transformers 3...

What a hack.

It's almost like he's determined to go down in history as the hackiest film director ever.

There's another vid of how he reused footage from Pearl Harbor in the second Transformers movie.

What a hack.

Aye, recycling in such a megabucks movie is a bit p!ssweak.

All i get is error on page message

a bit of word association (Arty - Slarty) led me to this site:

Vogon Poetry generator

Vogon Poem Generator

Your name: Adonis

Your email address: adonis@newtmail.com

A word that describes your mother: goddess

An unsuitable colour for a t-shirt: avocado

Something that smells: horrie

A friend's name: Gerard Mouse

A word that describes how you feel when you first wake up in the morning: large

Something small and green: bogey

A completely made up word: smegglegripe

A word that sounds rude, but isn't: thunderqunt

Something you'd find in your fridge: mould

An ugly animal: tapir

Can't wait to see how that goes ...

*heh*

Example:

NatWest Cows' Quadrangular Series: England Tarts v Australia Tarts
Fursday, right, 7 July 2011 at Wormsley

In Play

Australia Cows won the toss and decided ter field

England Bints Innings:
230 for 8 (50.0 overs)

Hammer and tack to top