Australia v New Zealand, 7th ICCCT Match, Edgbaston, 12 June, 2013

HOW VERY DARE HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE PUNCHED THE GOLDEN BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HANG, DRAW, AND QUARTER HIM..........NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Malcolm Conn confirmed that too.

Looks like Warner is officially rooted.

The straw poll among listeners all suggested he should be sent home to send a warning to these recidivists.

The radio station refused to run its customary predict the headline comp. for this in fear of what people might come up with.

tricycle wrote:BBC reporting that it's Joe Root.

Caveman sees an underage lesbian and bashes her.

Took Danny's smash list literally, I guess.

Hehehe, that's good, t.

I hope Warner gets the arse quicksmart.

How could you punch such an angelic lesbian?

And he's a Future Aussie Captain!

skully wrote:

tricycle wrote:BBC reporting that it's Joe Root.

Caveman sees an underage lesbian and bashes her.

Took Danny's smash list literally, I guess.

Hehehe, that's good, t.

I hope Warner gets the arse quicksmart.

Well, if they suspended four players from a test match for not doing their homework, you can assume drunkenly punching an opposition player in a bar will mean the end of Warner's England tour.

First thing Warner has hit all tour?

taipan wrote:First thing Warner has hit all tour?

Some of the pommy pundits are celebrating the fact that it was another swing and a miss.

Henry wrote:

skully wrote:

tricycle wrote:BBC reporting that it's Joe Root.

Caveman sees an underage lesbian and bashes her.

Took Danny's smash list literally, I guess.

Hehehe, that's good, t.

I hope Warner gets the arse quicksmart.

Well, if they suspended four players from a test match for not doing their homework, you can assume drunkenly punching an opposition player in a bar will mean the end of Warner's England tour.

Aye Trev. If precedence is anything to go by, he should be on the next plane out of the UK.

taipan wrote:First thing Warner has hit all tour?

Reports that Warner only edged Root's chin and instead hit someone standing in a second slip position behind Root flush in the face.

Henry wrote:

taipan wrote:First thing Warner has hit all tour?

Reports that Warner only edged Root's chin and instead hit someone standing in a second slip position behind Root flush in the face.

So he aimed for the middle Root?

So this happened Saturday night and CA is still faffing around about making a decision.

taipan wrote:So this happened Saturday night and CA is still faffing around about making a decision.

They're combing the Country, searching for someone who knows the right way round for a bat to be held, to replace him.

Takes time.

Henry wrote:

skully wrote:

tricycle wrote:BBC reporting that it's Joe Root.

Caveman sees an underage lesbian and bashes her.

Took Danny's smash list literally, I guess.

Hehehe, that's good, t.

I hope Warner gets the arse quicksmart.

Well, if they suspended four players from a test match for not doing their homework, you can assume drunkenly punching an opposition player in a bar will mean the end of Warner's England tour.

Thereby bolstering Australia's Ashes hopes monumentally.

taipan wrote:So this happened Saturday night and CA is still faffing around about making a decision.

Seems Warner is not the only thing that is slow in Australia.

How stupid is Warner? On tour, most guys try to pull a Root.

SR Watson, MS Wade†, PJ Hughes, GJ Bailey*, AC Voges, GJ Maxwell, MR Marsh, JP Faulkner, MG Johnson, CJ McKay, XJ Doherty

I hope Faulkner is batting at 6...

Crisis resolved.

Warner has been given a thousand lines.

Nath wrote:SR Watson, MS Wade†, PJ Hughes, GJ Bailey*, AC Voges, GJ Maxwell, MR Marsh, JP Faulkner, MG Johnson, CJ McKay, XJ Doherty

Ye Gods, is that the team?

We suck.

Warner, though - one of the biggest pricks I've seen in quite some time. He has very little going for him in any way. Probably his fielding, and that's it.

It certainly couldn't harm Australia to be devoid of his presence.

Reinvented getting a root

JGK wrote:

Nath wrote:SR Watson, MS Wade†, PJ Hughes, GJ Bailey*, AC Voges, GJ Maxwell, MR Marsh, JP Faulkner, MG Johnson, CJ McKay, XJ Doherty

Ye Gods, is that the team?

We suck.

Aye. It's like a 2nd XI.

Aus win the toss and bat. Might get to see the whole game before I fall asleep at 11.00 pm.

Twat smokes 2 of the 1st 3 straight to the field. As usual - pretty but ineffective.

Twat strokes a half volley to long off.

Now he nurdles one to the keeper. Farkin sook!!! 1-5. He slumps off with his typical sooky body langauge.