Re: Aus Tennis Open 2014

by JGK Tue 21 Jan 2014, 03:16

Anthony_Gonzales wrote:Chests are over rated.

Whoa. Let's not get carried away.

Here is Simona Halep pre and post her reduction surgery:

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by embee Tue 21 Jan 2014, 03:17

Anthony_Gonzales wrote:Chests are over rated.

Walk down any street in Montreal and you would see such beautiful flat chested French Canadian women, unsurpassed by anyone, except maybe Lebanese women.

Woody has a collection of their movies ...

by G.Wood Tue 21 Jan 2014, 03:18

they're not flat chested though

by skully Tue 21 Jan 2014, 03:28

Nor Brazillianed?

by JGK Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:10

Ana out.

by skully Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:13

Did I just hear the cute Canadian say that if she could choose anyone to date, it'd be Justin Beiber?? FFS, she's an airhead!!

by G.Wood Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:14

She may have heard that his house is full of drugs

by embee Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:19

...and hot young chicks

by JGK Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:25

And he's loaded.

by G.Wood Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:27

So drugs, chicks and money

What more could a tennis player possibly want

by G.Wood Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:28

What am I talking about. We should all want to go there.

by tricycle Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:30

But would any of the chicks be over 15?

by skully Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:30

G.Wood wrote:So drugs, chicks and money

What more could a tennis player possibly want

You're right. What was I thinking? scratch

by G.Wood Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:33

tricycle wrote:But would any of the chicks be over 15?

You ask the strangest questions

by G.Wood Tue 21 Jan 2014, 04:34

JGK wrote:
Anthony_Gonzales wrote:Chests are over rated.

Whoa. Let's not get carried away.

Here is Simona Halep pre and post her reduction surgery:

Doesn't she look sad in the second one

by JGK Tue 21 Jan 2014, 07:19

Aye. There is a lesson in that for all of us.

by Big Dog Tue 21 Jan 2014, 07:39

Paul Keating wrote:
Big Dog wrote:
Paul Keating wrote:
JGK wrote:How about the Canuck though!

Not bad.

On par with that other Canadian bird who won the Oz open years ago. Mary Pierce I think her name is.

Was'nt Pierce French?

I am pretty sure she is Canadian, BD.

From Wikipeadia:

Mary Pierce (born 15 January 1975, in Montreal, Canada) is a French-American retired tennis professional who played on the Women's Tennis Association (WTA) tour. Although born in Canada, she is a citizen of France, Canada, and the United States and played for France in team competitions and the Olympics.

by Henry Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:21

Stan Wawrinka is getting himself into a great position against Joker to choke once again. Two sets to one up.

by Guest Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:31

I'm torn here. Usually I'd be rooting for Stan, but if Joke goes out then there will be no one to stop the biggest c*nt in the history of tennis getting his 14th grand slam (seeing as Fed is past it despite a good little run and never beats Nadal anyway and Murray is just coming back form injury).

by Paul Keating Tue 21 Jan 2014, 10:34

Lol at Vilks.

I am not torn. Go the Stanimal.

by JGK Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:03

Nice woof.

Stan loses serve having been 40-0 up. Joker about to take it to the 5th and win it.

by Paul Keating Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:12

Farkin Stanimal is going to choke again.

by Henry Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:28

STAN DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!

by Paul Keating Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:33

The joker choked in his final service game.

Well done Stan!

by Hass Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:35

Woohoo! I never quite believed Stan was going to do it.

He was so close to winning last year but things just didn't go his way. It's so damn rewarding to see him get up in light of last year's epic (not to mention their match at the US Open as well).

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