England v Australia, 2nd Test, Lords, 16-20 July 2015

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Excellent. Will you have a UK phone number or can I get you on your normal number? I will have a UK sim card.

If you have an iPhone you could just use iMessage [JGK]weren't such a  luddite[JGK].

Fixed

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Excellent. Will you have a UK phone number or can I get you on your normal number? I will have a UK sim card.

If you have an iPhone you could just use iMessage.

Aha! Someone else may have pointed this out to him in a PM recently!

lardbucket wrote:See your PMs

Done and replied.

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Excellent. Will you have a UK phone number or can I get you on your normal number? I will have a UK sim card.

If you have an iPhone you could just use iMessage.

Phurt. Me - with an iPhone? Yeah right. Steve Jobs has made fark all difference to my life.

Bradman wrote:

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Excellent. Will you have a UK phone number or can I get you on your normal number? I will have a UK sim card.

If you have an iPhone you could just use iMessage [JGK]weren't such a  luddite[JGK].

Fixed

GFY.

An iPad would work just as well.

F*ck me, I've been watching it for 30 years so don't you f*cking dare say I don't understand the game. I think he did a shit job and I've the right to have that opinion, the stats back it up. Stop insulting my knowledge of the game, you absolute c*nt. I don't take kindly to that. Please f*ck off from this forum and shut the door behind you, you're not wanted here you piece of shit.[/quote]

Beamer, why on earth do you or anyone else here allow trollpan to wind you up? It is ever his sole purpose in life and always was even back in the days of Channel 4. He has never played the game in his life other than when his mum took him to the beach for the first time on his 29th birthday. He spends more time sitting in front of a screen trolling than most people do sleeping.Complete jerk.

whitburn wrote:
F*ck me, I've been watching it for 30 years so don't you f*cking dare say I don't understand the game. I think he did a shit job and I've the right to have that opinion, the stats back it up. Stop insulting my knowledge of the game, you absolute c*nt. I don't take kindly to that. Please f*ck off from this forum and shut the door behind you, you're not wanted here you piece of shit.

Beamer, why on earth do you or anyone else here allow trollpan to wind you up? It is ever his sole purpose in life and always was even back in the days of Channel 4. He has never played the game in his life other than when his mum took him to the beach for the first time on his 29th birthday. He spends more time sitting in front of a screen trolling than most people do sleeping.Complete jerk. [/quote]

*snigger*

Egads... Beamer taketh no prisonereth no more. Eth.

Did you get that Medievalish off of some dang SKY drama series?

Essentially, I'm a pagan. Aren't I?

Verily.

Brass Monkey wrote:Essentially, I'm a pagan. Aren't I?

Tom?

Nay - more like Sweyn Forkbeard... without the forkbeard.

I reckon you could sell that. 'Essence of pagan', I mean.

Probably heaps of it round Northants, too.

Business opportunity.

I blew my load into a plastic receptacle just yesterday. True story.

There's no answer to that, missus.




Oh. I get you.

Well, good luck both!

PeterCS wrote:There's no answer to that, missus.




Oh. I get you.

Well, good luck both!

Aye, good luck.

Cheers gents - it's definitely not her. I'm thinking that my *ahem* hit 'em hard lifestyle has led me to be delivering clusterbombs of high jaffery

Brass Monkey wrote:I blew my load into a plastic receptacle just yesterday. True story.

You've tried punching her?

lardbucket wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:I blew my load into a plastic receptacle just yesterday. True story.

You've tried punching her?

That's the only reason I'm trying to knock her up!

I get knocked up, but I get up again?

That depends whether my delight will give me the power of 1,000 Jesuses.

It is quite possibly neither of you, Dan. It's not just not about individuals clearing a separate high jump bar each. Biological/biochemical stuff is complicated, sometimes.

Maybe. It wouldn't be the biggest surprise. I've done some bad things in my time.... I'm surprised I'm alive sometimes, to think that the mini-Dans might not be is not the most inconceivable idea the world has ever seen.

That would be a cracking pun, if it didn't leave me a bit

PeterCS wrote:That would be a cracking pun, if it didn't leave me a bit

Man - I did NOT mean that one...