Masters 2016

She's probably spewing Gulfs (change a letter andwe're back o n topic) don't run on diesel.

up against the wall

no blindfolds and last smoke

embee wrote:on revenue ...

she is allowed expenses (like accountants fees)

Aye there's a major difference between revenue and profit.

taipan wrote:

embee wrote:on revenue ...

she is allowed expenses (like accountants fees)

Aye there's a major difference between revenue and profit.

Idiot pinkos struggle to understand this.

How very Flaming Bails this thread has become.

Bradman wrote:She's probably spewing Gulfs (change a letter andwe're back o n topic) don't run on diesel.

That GILFs run on diesel?

Are we on topic now?

Lol...in the midst of bad times FB can be guaranteed to make me laugh.

Had a day fighting with banks and councils and others. Even the barber was grumpy. The telco tomorrow.

Feel.like I am the last person on earth to pay and pay. I leave Oz on Sunday. Cannot wait. Am already dreading return in September.

Expect I am breaking horrorhead.

And I still cannot hit a 2 iron for shyte or putt for shyte

Who the hell uses a 2 iron any more?

JGK wrote:Who the hell uses a 2 iron any more?

Stoopid old grouches, all of whom are breaking horrorhead and refusing to embrace hybrids.

JGK wrote:Who the hell uses a 2 iron any more?

Elin Nordegren

Horrie - any time you need cheering up about your golf game; nip down here for a laugh at mine.

Will do.

Have stored the clubs away until I get back in September.

Hope the mice get to them!

You gonna be keeping in touch OS, h?

skully wrote:You gonna be keeping in touch OS, h?

Yep...sure will...am taking the laptop with me...this time next week I will be on a beach in Costa Rica. Huzzah!

In June I hope to be able to give match day reports from St Kitts where three JAMODIs will be played. Given the heat, rum and beer, I expect to post in the style of Vilky in the old days.

Am packing today. Expect to feel like a mule train carrying lots of presents for friends in CR and in NYC. Taking stacks of Bushman's mozzy repellant for our use and to give to people going into Zika risk areas. Should have asked Bushmans to sponsor my trip.

hope you have a mozzie proof bag ...imagine the diseases the little buggers could create and spread if they got into that

horace wrote:

skully wrote:You gonna be keeping in touch OS, h?

Yep...sure will...am taking the laptop with me...this time next week I will be on a beach in Costa Rica. Huzzah!

In June I hope to be able to give match day reports from St Kitts where three JAMODIs will be played. Given the heat, rum and beer, I expect to post in the style of Vilky in the old days.

Am packing today. Expect to feel like a mule train carrying lots of presents for friends in CR and in NYC. Taking stacks of Bushman's mozzy repellant for our use and to give to people going into Zika  risk areas. Should have asked Bushmans to sponsor my trip.

Good man!! Have a grouse trip. Will look forward to the updates.

embee wrote:hope you have a mozzie proof bag ...imagine the diseases the little buggers could create and spread if they got into that

Huzzah! The bags are made of iron. Avoided Forrest and Fat Gina iron. Totally untrustworthy...bit like me, but that is another story

Day gets it to 5 under but then implodes on 15 and 16. [sigh]

And for all the hackers out there, this is how the Big Easy started the 2016 masters...



7 putts from 2 feet for a 10 (worst ever start to a Masters). FMD!!

That last putt was probably illegal as he was standing in the line of the putt.

Better off having a DQ.

Poor Ernie. Have Day and Scott become dumb chips for the rest of the tournament?