AFL 2017

Good men. I will send this an advisory to the ex Mrs H. Suspect she will mutter darkly. She has gone the full feral

The bloke who won the comp on the Footy Show tonight used to drop catches off my bowling back in the 80's

embee wrote:Lid on , h

Thinking of both you and Lardy today. 

Thinking even more of ex Ms H, whose lid is not just off it has flipped into full max warp overdrive. I fear for any moggy who makes the error of crossing her path.

Will have my phone turned off for the next 36 hours. 

If the Tiggers happen to lose and my mob beat the druggies, it will be Bloods v Tiggers next week and ex Ms H will be keen to bring forward my knee replacement op and use her unique operating skills.

Tonight therefore I will be barracking for Tigger time.

Geez, GWS were God-awful in the 1st half last night.

Well done to the Crows.

horace wrote:

embee wrote:Lid on , h

Thinking of both you and Lardy today. 

Thinking even more of ex Ms H, whose lid is not just off it has flipped into full max warp overdrive. I fear for any moggy who makes the error of crossing her path.

Will have my phone turned off for the next 36 hours. 

If the Tiggers happen to lose and my mob beat the druggies, it will be Bloods v Tiggers next week and ex Ms H will be keen to bring forward my knee replacement op and use her unique operating skills.

Tonight therefore I will be barracking for Tigger time.

I am watching the game with two rabid Tigers fans tonight. Not driving home!

lardbucket wrote:

horace wrote:

embee wrote:Lid on , h

Thinking of both you and Lardy today. 

Thinking even more of ex Ms H, whose lid is not just off it has flipped into full max warp overdrive. I fear for any moggy who makes the error of crossing her path.

Will have my phone turned off for the next 36 hours. 

If the Tiggers happen to lose and my mob beat the druggies, it will be Bloods v Tiggers next week and ex Ms H will be keen to bring forward my knee replacement op and use her unique operating skills.

Tonight therefore I will be barracking for Tigger time.

I am watching the game with two rabid Tigers fans tonight.  Not driving home!

Kudos to you. Go Tiggers! I don't want to attend your memorial ahead of my own compulsory one.

faarkk.... it has been 5838 days since the Tiggers last won any final.

Half time in what has been a low skilled, mistake addled game. Cats have been very poor but Tigger inaccuracy from set shots and two goals very late in the half are keeping them in the game.

Painful to watch as an impartial observer. Must be agony for Lardy and Embee.

Scenes at the MB household...

funny but fair....congrats to the Tigers (and ex Mrs H), commis. to Lardy.

Ive had a shit day (daughter smacking her head , wife losing car keys . boss being a pain )

It was going so bad I knew we were going to win

and a 50 point win over the cats balanced the day out perfectly

embee wrote:Ive had a shit day (daughter smacking her head , wife losing car keys . boss being a pain )

It was going so bad I knew we were going to win

and a 50 point win over the cats balanced the day out perfectly

Hope Princess Assassin is ok. Meh Bosses!

Good win in the end. Ex Mrs H rang after the game and was immoderately excited.

Did'nt see that result coming.

Been a crappy week all round and I remarked to my son en route to my mates that I thought we would lose.  Tightish for three quarters and then flogged ... I did not realise until Guthrie went off just how well he had controlled Martin up to that point.  All hell broke loose after his injury with Martin unstoppable. Very few winners for the Cats all day although I thought Smith tried hard throughout both in ruck and general play, and the two retiring Cats down back both played well.  Henderson was unexpectedly very poor and Motlop's game looked like an application to move to North Melbourne, truly dire with about 10 horrid clangers.

Hard game next week ... at the moment we look like going out in straight sets again! For a team that has finished top two in 8 of the last 11 seasons a return of only 3 flags and only 4 GFs is quite poor.

horace wrote:

embee wrote:Ive had a shit day (daughter smacking her head , wife losing car keys . boss being a pain )

It was going so bad I knew we were going to win

and a 50 point win over the cats balanced the day out perfectly

Hope Princess Assassin is ok. Meh Bosses!

Good win in the end. Ex Mrs H rang after the game and was immoderately excited.

She's ok ...shock more than damage

at school drop off she held the gate open for someone and then ran off and smacked straight into the person she held the gate for

had tears ...and a can of harden up was prescribed

highlight of the game

Cruel but very funny.

AA's definition of insanity applies to me and backing against Adelaide and with the cats.

Almost a couple of bottles of duty free bourbon can't salve the wounded pride.

Dusty was useful in that final quarter.

Bradman wrote:AA's definition of insanity applies to me and backing against Adelaide and with the cats.

Almost a couple of bottles of duty free bourbon can't salve the wounded pride.

Please tell me you are backing the Dons.

In the event that the Tigers end up winning the GF, I have the feeling Embee may go a little over the top.

They have the easy side of the draw, so count on them making the Grannie.

Druggies look like they need to be back on the juice.

Big Dog wrote:Druggies look like they need to be back on the juice.

no needling the Bombers supporters, ok?