New Zealand v England, 1st Test, Hamilton, 5-9th March

England probable:

Cook
Vaughan *
Strauss
Pietersen
Bell
Collingwood
Ambrose +
Sidebottom
Hoggard
Harmison
Panesar

NZ squad: 1 Matthew Bell, 2 Jamie How, 3 Stephen Fleming, 4 Ross Taylor, 5 Mathew Sinclair, 6 Jacob Oram, 7 Brendon McCullum (wk), 8 Daniel Vettori (capt), 9 Kyle Mills, 10 Iain O'Brien, 11 Chris Martin, 12 Grant Elliott, 13 Jeetan Patel.

Ok, i'll stick my neck on the chopping block and forecast England to win. Man for man, there are only 2 or 3 positions where the Un Zudders have the better of us.

I'll confidently predict we'll make the Kiwis look like a crack test outfit.

Some munter of a medium bowler will pick up a 5-fer

JKLever wrote:

Some munter of a medium bowler will pick up a 5-fer

Good thing they've got rid of Styris then as he's both a medium pacer and a munter. A deadly combination.

I'm not holding my breath- they've only won one of their last 15 overseas tests. Immoveable cr*p object against irresistable cr*p force. Series should be a draw.

We can say crap.

Wouldn't be an England thread without it.

cr*p emphasizes the crap in the word crap though.

It's not a swear word. Mr Crapper invented the flushing toilet back in the day and thus "crap" was born.

If he'd been called Mr Brilliant, we'd all be saying England are brill.

So, really, it's all his fault.

I still find cr*p vulgar, unless it's coming out of Nastasha Bedingfield that is.

Eric Air Emu wrote:I still find cr*p vulgar, unless it's coming out of Nastasha Bedingfield that is.

Don't tell me, you've seen the 2girls1cup video too...

I shouldn't ask.

Was one cup enough?

One produced plenty enough for the other to eat.

The Uefa Cup is massive.

I don't think it was the Uefa cup, though.

JKLever wrote:

Eric Air Emu wrote:I still find cr*p vulgar, unless it's coming out of Nastasha Bedingfield that is.

Don't tell me, you've seen the 2girls1cup video too...

Only video that I never managed to get the guts to see. Read about it and that was enough.

Eric Air Emu wrote:I shouldn't ask.

Was one cup enough?

You're going to regret this.

Last time I was on the forum it was all about necrophilia and now it's coprophilia.

Can't we just talk about Ian Bell?

furriner wrote:

JKLever wrote:

Eric Air Emu wrote:I still find cr*p vulgar, unless it's coming out of Nastasha Bedingfield that is.

Don't tell me, you've seen the 2girls1cup video too...

Only video that I never managed to get the guts to see. Read about it and that was enough.

I'm sure its fake though. Looks like Chocolate Mousee..

Eric Air Emu wrote:Last time I was on the forum it was all about necrophilia and now it's coprophilia.

You brought up the Natasha Bedingfield subject!

To be fair, kinda sounds weird talking about the 2 girls one cup in a Test series thread.

Maybe in your boring Indian "my gloves are less illegal than your gloves" threads.

But in English threads, we like a bit of poo.

furriner wrote:To be fair, kinda sounds weird talking about the 2 girls one cup in a Test series thread.

Rubbish, it'll be the most interesting thing about this thread. You know it...

There should be an official sexual deviancy thread.

Eric Air Emu wrote:There should be an official sexual deviancy thread.

Danny wouldn't post anywhere else...

JKLever wrote:

Eric Air Emu wrote:There should be an official sexual deviancy thread.

Danny wouldn't post anywhere else...

At least we'd know where he was.

Dello wrote:Maybe in your boring Indian "my gloves are less illegal than your gloves" threads.

But in English threads, we like a bit of poo.

Oi! Indo- Australian threads, more like. Racist.