English county season 2008 (III)

eowyn wrote:'Nice' pic of Tiny Tim, Geoffrey.

I think so, I must say though it was quite a surprise to see him with only one chin.

Btw, I thought that Lever character was rather rude to you today. Them there chavvy types from Essex are all the same, no class, happen we'll get them in the semis and teach them a lesson.

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:

eowyn wrote:'Nice' pic of Tiny Tim, Geoffrey.

I think so, I must say though it was quite a surprise to see him with only one chin.

Btw, I thought that Lever character was rather rude to you today. Them there chavvy types from Essex are all the same, no class, happen we'll get them in the semis and teach them a lesson.

She loves the dirty talk Geoffrey.

I'd love a Yorkie/Essex final - good way for Goughie to go out.

But would you love it if he took a Michelle for peanuts, then (promoted to Number 3 in his honour) slogged a bagful of maxxers beaming all over his mug, to send you Eagles home sick as parrots?

If it was Goughie that did the deed, I'd shake the man by the hand.

JKLever wrote:If it was Goughie that did the deed, I'd shake the tan by the orange.

Fixed.

JKLever wrote:If it was Goughie that did the deed, I'd shake the man by the hand.

Noble.

Dello wrote:

JKLever wrote:If it was Goughie that did the deed, I'd shake the tan by the orange.

Fixed.

Orangeist

Farking hell..

WTF's gone on 'ere today then?

Looking at the ODI side, how its going to come down to Shah and Bopara shooting for the same spot, and that cretin from Sussex, NPB and Cook are in the side I'll never know.

Great knock by Bops, and even more pleasing that it was against a Leic's attack full of Kolpak thunder****s!

I see Wissy, buckled under pressure again and made the wrong choice at the toss. Always good to see the midlander scummer being dispensed with in County games, just a shame the Northern bunch managed to sneak through!!

JKLever wrote:I'd love a Yorkie/Essex final - good way for Goughie to go out.

Indeed it would, unfortunately I can't see it happening. First up I've heard our fat dancer, OBE, is going through the pain barrier and is currently going out to play held together by sticky back plastic, vinegar and brown paper, so he might not make it. Secondly, I reckon whoever you play next will be your last match. Ideally I'd like a home semi-final draw against you lads, the next easiest game would be a trip to Chelmsford. It's not just me, I'm sure the other counties are thinking the same.

Does it feel nice to be wanted?

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:

JKLever wrote:I'd love a Yorkie/Essex final - good way for Goughie to go out.

Indeed it would, unfortunately I can't see it happening. First up I've heard our fat dancer, OBE, is going through the pain barrier and is currently going out to play held together by sticky back plastic, vinegar and brown paper, so he might not make it. Secondly, I reckon whoever you play next will be your last match. Ideally I'd like a home semi-final draw against you lads, the next easiest game would be a trip to Chelmsford. It's not just me, I'm sure the other counties are thinking the same.

Does it feel nice to be wanted?

He looked very out of shape today. I couldn't work out which was slower, his run-up or his deliveries.

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:

JKLever wrote:I'd love a Yorkie/Essex final - good way for Goughie to go out.

Indeed it would, unfortunately I can't see it happening. First up I've heard our fat dancer, OBE, is going through the pain barrier and is currently going out to play held together by sticky back plastic, vinegar and brown paper, so he might not make it. Secondly, I reckon whoever you play next will be your last match. Ideally I'd like a home semi-final draw against you lads, the next easiest game would be a trip to Chelmsford. It's not just me, I'm sure the other counties are thinking the same.

Mmmm, you may well be right Geoffrey. I'd love to get you Yorkies on a specially prepared dusty Chelmo wicket. Let the Danish pastry loose on your mob.

I went to Leeds to see Essex play you Yorkies in a semi-final once. Must've been a good decade ago.

The only good Yorkshireman is a gutted Yorkshireman I tell thee...

JKLever wrote:

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:

JKLever wrote:I'd love a Yorkie/Essex final - good way for Goughie to go out.

Indeed it would, unfortunately I can't see it happening. First up I've heard our fat dancer, OBE, is going through the pain barrier and is currently going out to play held together by sticky back plastic, vinegar and brown paper, so he might not make it. Secondly, I reckon whoever you play next will be your last match. Ideally I'd like a home semi-final draw against you lads, the next easiest game would be a trip to Chelmsford. It's not just me, I'm sure the other counties are thinking the same.

Mmmm, you may well be right Geoffrey. I'd love to get you Yorkies on a specially prepared dusty Chelmo wicket. Let the Danish pastry loose on your mob.
I went to Leeds to see Essex play you Yorkies in a semi-final once. Must've been a good decade ago.

The only good Yorkshireman is a gutted Yorkshireman I tell thee...

Good clean Essex boys rigging a pitch? Cry foul!!!!!!!

JKLever wrote:

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:

JKLever wrote:I'd love a Yorkie/Essex final - good way for Goughie to go out.

Indeed it would, unfortunately I can't see it happening. First up I've heard our fat dancer, OBE, is going through the pain barrier and is currently going out to play held together by sticky back plastic, vinegar and brown paper, so he might not make it. Secondly, I reckon whoever you play next will be your last match. Ideally I'd like a home semi-final draw against you lads, the next easiest game would be a trip to Chelmsford. It's not just me, I'm sure the other counties are thinking the same.

Mmmm, you may well be right Geoffrey. I'd love to get you Yorkies on a specially prepared dusty Chelmo wicket. Let the Danish pastry loose on your mob.

I went to Leeds to see Essex play you Yorkies in a semi-final once. Must've been a good decade ago.

The only good Yorkshireman is a gutted Yorkshireman I tell thee...

I love how you've adopted the Great Orange One, Mr Lever

I have to admit Yorkshiremen do do gutted rather well, though whether this makes them "good" is debatable.

Geoffrey Trueman wrote:

eowyn wrote:'Nice' pic of Tiny Tim, Geoffrey.

I think so, I must say though it was quite a surprise to see him with only one chin.

Btw, I thought that Lever character was rather rude to you today. Them there chavvy types from Essex are all the same, no class, happen we'll get them in the semis and teach them a lesson.

A Yorkishireman lecturing about class????

Baz, you'd be surprised just how classy a Yorkie can be sometimes.

eowyn wrote:
I love how you've adopted the Great Orange One, Mr Lever

Aye. Top bloke & liked by everyone* at the club when he was here apparently.

*Not bad for a Yorkie!

An English ODI side with Shah, Bopara and Samit Patel in it wouldn't seem as crap. Someone should make it happen.

Henry Nolonga wrote:An English ODI side with Shah, Bopara and Samit Patel in it wouldn't seem as crap. Someone should make it happen.

Have England ever fielded three British Asians in the one side?

Shah,Bopara,Monty?

Ah yes. And that would have been a long, long time ago.......Probably last summer in the ODI's against India.....

Looks like Kent are steady away at the moment.

Blobby not out in the 40's!

Come on Kent.

Somerset chasing 259.

Blobby 70 odd
N Dexter 101*

All the potential replacements for the pussy and wobbles, in the runs this week.

All the potential replacements for the pussy and wobbles, in the runs this week

Dexter??

Henry wrote:

All the potential replacements for the pussy and wobbles, in the runs this week

Dexter??

Bopara, Shah and Key

That was just a score update and you know it!