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From the 'India back Zimbots' thread:

The One wrote:as for india, or the bcci, i have been quite critical of many of its aspects on this forum. i dont have an all-love (or hate in your case) relationship with it.

The first forumer to find exactly where, in a non-edited post made prior to this reward being offered, The One has been critical of India, or Indian cricket in general, or the BCCI in particular, will win a bag of Minties or packet of Tim Tams.

Because I think he's speaking shit.

I don't think my shitometer would stand the strain of wading through them all

Batman wil probably look for it.

I don't like TO anymore than I like you Zat. I do back him at times when I think he makes some sense. But that doesn't mean I jump into other people's shitfest just because there is an opportunity to do so. I will leave that to Zimmy and give this one a pass. I have no enemies here [You included, and Taipan as well though as Taipan said once, having a poke once in a while isn't too bad]. But other than that, I am off these 'fun fests'. So don't expect me to wade in there.

Thanks but no thanks.

I don't mind a poke once in a while.

So I've heard.

Well Dem, you've found the best thread title under which to display your likes and dislikes.

Where to begin........?

It's in Cronwallian.

lardbucket wrote:It's in Cronwallian.

It's okay, I actually read it and wasn't so hard.

Demelza wrote:

lardbucket wrote:It's in Cronwallian.

It's okay, I actually read it and wasn't so hard.

There's a pill for that.

For women too apparently. A woman at work was telling me all about that recently.

Demelza wrote:I don't mind a poke once in a while.

Is that in any way related to aforementioned shitfests?

taipan wrote:I don't think my shitometer would stand the strain of wading through them all

TO's posts wouldn't even register, if your shitometer's still functional after wading through your posts.

Demelza wrote:For women too apparently. A woman at work was telling me all about that recently.

Had she used said pill? And exactly what effect did it have on her. That little thing might get a bit scratchy!!

Yes, she bought them off the internet and said they did wonders for her.

And they have the same function as the man variety - hard and long for an extended period? Fair enough.

She had a hysterectomy and said she lost her sex drive. The Viagra sorted that out. I've also read how Viagra enhances the female orgasm.

Some more information.......

http://www.womens-health.co.uk/viagra.html

Ah, cheers Dem. Not a connoisseur of the V-drug. Didn't realise the little things revved up the libido as well as the roger-rigidity.

Mayonnaise is good enough, IMO.

I wish I had the opposite ones. Of recent it seems I hug one of my female friends for more than 5 seconds and I get a lob on. Luckily I have about 5 pairs of baggy jeans.

You sound like you need to get laid Danny.

Brass Monkey wrote:I wish I had the opposite ones. Of recent it seems I hug one of my female friends for more than 5 seconds and I get a lob on. Luckily I have about 5 pairs of baggy jeans.

I bet you're feeling a bit bad now, skulls!

Zat wrote:You sound like you need to get laid Danny.

Farkin skite!!