Re: Flintoff out of SL tour

by skully Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:51

Just as I suspected. So why do you stay? Didn't you feck off to Yarpville for a while? Why are you back?

by Guest Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:51

Henry wrote:No you're right. Because I dont like the cricket team, I also hate every one of the 21 million Aussie's I share this country with.....

How long is it since you had a decent cup of tea?

by Brass Monkey Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:51

Demelza wrote:
How long is it since you had a decent cup of tea?

You can get PG abroad nowadays. You can have a decent brew in most places.

by skully Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:52

Batfink Begins wrote:
skully wrote:2006-07. I don't need to remind you of the score...but I will... 5-0!!!

Yeah, deep down I'll never forgive any of them for that. Ever.

By T5 I almost felt sorry for Freddy. Almost.

by Invader Zim Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:52

Henry wrote:No you're right. Because I dont like the cricket team, I also hate every one of the 21 million Aussie's I share this country with.....

Only fair, since we all hate you. All of us. Every man, woman, child.

by tac Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:53

How long since you had a "real" oggie . . . ?

by Brass Monkey Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:53

skully wrote:
By T5 I almost felt sorry for Freddy. Almost.

I didn't. Nearly made me hate the great man for his one-eyed picks earlier on.

by skully Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:54

Demelza wrote:
Henry wrote:No you're right. Because I dont like the cricket team, I also hate every one of the 21 million Aussie's I share this country with.....
How long is it since you had a decent cup of tea?

Bah. We import the finest teas of all colours, flavours and aromas from the Murali-land. But I'm betting Mudge is a Latte-sipper.

by Brass Monkey Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:54

Frappucino.

by Guest Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:56

It's no good if the water tastes like shite.

by skully Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:57

Demelza wrote:It's no good if the water tastes like shite.

Bwahahahaha. Our water hasn't been through seven lots of fatty English livers before it comes out of our taps.

by Guest Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:01

tac wrote:How long since you had a "real" oggie . . . ?

I got one when I went out about an hour ago, but I think there must be something wrong with me cos I don't fancy it.

by skully Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:03

Oggie, oggie, oggie, oy, oy, oy.

by Guest Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:17

skully wrote:
Demelza wrote:It's no good if the water tastes like shite.
Bwahahahaha. Our water hasn't been through seven lots of fatty English livers before it comes out of our taps.

Exactly!
Sounds like you're drinking more than just water at the moment!

by skully Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:19

Demelza wrote:
skully wrote:
Demelza wrote:It's no good if the water tastes like shite.
Bwahahahaha. Our water hasn't been through seven lots of fatty English livers before it comes out of our taps.
Exactly!
Sounds like you're drinking more than just water at the moment!

Sage as always Dem. On my 2nd bottle of Cab-merlot actually. Beat drinkin' water!!!

by tac Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:21

Demelza wrote:
tac wrote:How long since you had a "real" oggie . . . ?
I got one when I went out about an hour ago, but I think there must be something wrong with me cos I don't fancy it.

I'm going to tell the old guy in the panama shorts what an oggie is when I see him next . . .

by Guest Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:22

Well, good luck to you.
If I wasn't playing taxi driver today, I'd join you drunken

by skully Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:25

Demelza wrote:Well, good luck to you.
If I wasn't playing taxi driver today, I'd join you

Beats layin' awake at night, worryin' about farkin work and other sh!te. I usually pass out in front of the telly at about midnight!!! If I can get 4 or 5 hours sleep, I'm chuffed and refreshed.

by skully Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:26

tac wrote:
Demelza wrote:
tac wrote:How long since you had a "real" oggie . . . ?
I got one when I went out about an hour ago, but I think there must be something wrong with me cos I don't fancy it.

I'm going to tell the old guy in the panama shorts what an oggie is when I see him next . . .

Make sure there's nothin' hangin' out of his pants at the time.

by tac Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:26

skully wrote:
Demelza wrote:Well, good luck to you.
If I wasn't playing taxi driver today, I'd join you
Beats layin' awake at night, worryin' about farkin work and other sh!te. I usually pass out in front of the telly at about midnight!!! If I can get 4 or 5 hours sleep, I'm chuffed and refreshed.

You sound like me before I took retirement . . .

by skully Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:29

tac wrote:
skully wrote:
Demelza wrote:Well, good luck to you.
If I wasn't playing taxi driver today, I'd join you
Beats layin' awake at night, worryin' about farkin work and other sh!te. I usually pass out in front of the telly at about midnight!!! If I can get 4 or 5 hours sleep, I'm chuffed and refreshed.

You sound like me before I took retirement . . .

So, given my finances don't allow me to retire and I'm not in line for a golden handshake, what's your advice, before I pickle my liver???

by Guest Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:30

tac - please take a discrete photo on your mobile. I could do with a good laugh.

skully - don't forget to have a big glass of water before you go to bed.

by tac Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32

skully wrote:
tac wrote:
skully wrote:
Demelza wrote:Well, good luck to you.
If I wasn't playing taxi driver today, I'd join you
Beats layin' awake at night, worryin' about farkin work and other sh!te. I usually pass out in front of the telly at about midnight!!! If I can get 4 or 5 hours sleep, I'm chuffed and refreshed.

You sound like me before I took retirement . . .
So, given my finances don't allow me to retire and I'm not in line for a golden handshake, what's your advice, before I pickle my liver???

Get a hobby to take your mind of things a bit . . .one or two evenings a week somewhere you don't need piss to take your mind of stuff . . .

by tac Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:33

Demelza wrote:tac - please take a discrete photo on your mobile. I could do with a good laugh.

I was just about to say that i'll need to get a camera and get a shot for you . . . Very Happy

by Brass Monkey Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:33

Skully, get yourself on the doobies. Cracking.

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