Flintoff out of SL tour

tac wrote:

skully wrote:

tac wrote:

skully wrote:

Demelza wrote:Well, good luck to you.
If I wasn't playing taxi driver today, I'd join you

Beats layin' awake at night, worryin' about farkin work and other sh!te. I usually pass out in front of the telly at about midnight!!! If I can get 4 or 5 hours sleep, I'm chuffed and refreshed.

You sound like me before I took retirement . . .

So, given my finances don't allow me to retire and I'm not in line for a golden handshake, what's your advice, before I pickle my liver???

Get a hobby to take your mind of things a bit . . .one or two evenings a week somewhere you don't need piss to take your mind of stuff . . .

Bwahahahahaha. My hobby is called "Flaming Bails" and it goes hand in hand (*cough*) with a good red.

Batfink Begins wrote:Skully, get yourself on the doobies. Cracking.

Meh, I have resisted. With two late teenage daughters, it ain't a good look to be doin' a few reafers each night. It's bad enough when my 20 year old rolls her eyes at me when I slur my words at 10.00 pm when she askes me for some "boyfriend" advice. All a bit sad (or not) when my response is generally "b0nk his brains out, girly"!!!

skully wrote:
Meh, I have resisted. With two late teenage daughters, it ain't a good look to be doin' a few reafers each night. It's bad enough when my 20 year old rolls her eyes at me when I slur my words at 10.00 pm when she askes me for some "boyfriend" advice. All a bit sad (or not) when my response is generally "b0nk his brains out, girly"!!!

My old boy never drank or smoked when we were kids, until I was about 16. Then he just gets tanked now and has a few drags etc. Your kids are old enough now not to get 'disillusioned'. Get yourself a treat. Your good work is done.

Batfink Begins in new Agony Aunt slot.

Demelza wrote:Batfink Begins in new Agony Aunt slot.

What probs have you, child? Tell Auntie Danny.

Demelza wrote:Batfink Begins in new Agony Aunt slut.

Indeed

Batfink Begins wrote:

skully wrote:
Meh, I have resisted. With two late teenage daughters, it ain't a good look to be doin' a few reafers each night. It's bad enough when my 20 year old rolls her eyes at me when I slur my words at 10.00 pm when she askes me for some "boyfriend" advice. All a bit sad (or not) when my response is generally "b0nk his brains out, girly"!!!

My old boy never drank or smoked when we were kids, until I was about 16. Then he just gets tanked now and has a few drags etc. Your kids are old enough now not to get 'disillusioned'. Get yourself a treat. Your good work is done.

WTF??? My eldest just dismisses me as an old "p!sspot" until she need my credit card, my youngest is an anorexic idiot, and my wife is health-compromised. WTF do you mean by get yourself a treat? My one vice is good red wine (I ain;t gonna cheat on my ill wife), I don't do weed or crack, so what the hell to you mean?

skully wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:

skully wrote:
Meh, I have resisted. With two late teenage daughters, it ain't a good look to be doin' a few reafers each night. It's bad enough when my 20 year old rolls her eyes at me when I slur my words at 10.00 pm when she askes me for some "boyfriend" advice. All a bit sad (or not) when my response is generally "b0nk his brains out, girly"!!!

My old boy never drank or smoked when we were kids, until I was about 16. Then he just gets tanked now and has a few drags etc. Your kids are old enough now not to get 'disillusioned'. Get yourself a treat. Your good work is done.

WTF??? My eldest just dismisses me as an old "p!sspot" until she need my credit card, my youngest is an anorexic idiot, and my wife is health-compromised. WTF do you mean by get yourself a treat? My one vice is good red wine (I ain;t gonna cheat on my ill wife), I don't do weed or crack, so what the hell to you mean?

He means get a hobby . . . like woodwork or flower arrangement . . .

Cor, wonder if Marge Proops had this trouble with her readers. Back to the drawing board.

Hmm, yeah. Farkin 12 hour work day, get home, have dinner, wash up and then escape to the forum. It's my hobby. Funny people with a passion for the great game. It's why I'm sitting here on the Net at 11.00 pm Spiv time talking sh!te about stuff and cricket.

skully wrote:

Batfink Begins wrote:Skully, get yourself on the doobies. Cracking.

Meh, I have resisted. With two late teenage daughters, it ain't a good look to be doin' a few reafers each night. It's bad enough when my 20 year old rolls her eyes at me when I slur my words at 10.00 pm when she askes me for some "boyfriend" advice. All a bit sad (or not) when my response is generally "b0nk his brains out, girly"!!!

Can't wait till she comes home and asks for advice about dating short 30 something men who frequent cricket forums using handles based on mediocre 70s Australian cricketers.

Ok,

So there are six pages here, and I can't be arsed to read them all to check and see if anyone has said....

WHAT THE FARK ARE WE TAKING TREMLETT TO AN ODI SERIES FOR?!!!

Do these complete buffoons not watch the same games as us? Do they not even look at the scorecards. In EVERY one day game he has played for England and Hants in the past few months he has been total cannonfodder pump buffet help yourself toilet.

Arrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

Coronary over!

holcs wrote:Ok,

So there are six pages here, and I can't be arsed to read them all to check and see if anyone has said....

WHAT THE FARK ARE WE TAKING TREMLETT TO AN ODI SERIES FOR?!!!

Do these complete buffoons not watch the same games as us? Do they not even look at the scorecards. In EVERY one day game he has played for England and Hants in the past few months he has been total cannonfodder pump buffet help yourself toilet.

Arrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

Coronary over!

So, you're not convinced he's a good pick then!

I have a few lingering doubts Basil yes.