I know it's only a pre season warm up....

Come on guys... 'he's only young'.

Yeah. Give him another chance, I say!

Aye, he did get 80 in one Ashes Test. I remember LLL laughing, crying, wanking and puking about it all at the same time.

In other words, Laura was his usual self.

You're being kind.

It's her usual self.

Brass Monkey wrote:Aye, he did get 80 in one Ashes Test. I remember LLL laughing, crying, wanking and puking about it all at the same time.

Thank fark Lampard doesn't play cricket,

WIFAN wrote:Yes but nobody gets clean bowled quite like MP Vaughan.... The grace, the timing, the class..................

But on the evidence so far a fully fit and in form Vaughan is better than Shah and Bell so good luck to him.

Aye, .... Vawn ALWAYS plays on dodgy wickets ... have you noticed how every time he gets cart-wheeled, he glares down at the spot on the wicket that "did him" , screws up his mouth and shakes his head before trudging off, lid under arm and fingers ruffling up hair.
An Abu Dhabi ton ... whoopdeef**king doo !

Please make it happen.

Just to see a Merlo implosion...

JKLever wrote:Please make it happen.

Just to see a Merlo implosion...

That's the only thing he beat Dello on.

JKLever wrote:Please make it happen.

Just to see a Merlo implosion...

Sadly, I think it will now Lever!
Dinga's out of favour, Ace's shot to sh*t and KP won't bat 3 ....
My only hope is that Key strings a few scores together early doors ... otherwise, we're back to the past ...

You never know. Dave Sales will probably be available.

Brass Monkey wrote:You never know. Dave Sales will probably be available.

The thought had crossed my mind ... let's hope he gets a mountain of runs early doors.

Not happening. You've got to be a slim-line, baby-faced beaut to be considered for England selection. Added to that you must have the ability to average exactly 40.00 in Test Matches at a s/r not exceeding 47. You must also display a penchant for performing in a team, preferably sharing both in making hay when the going's good and collapsing when the going is slightly less than good. Preferred strokes for England selection include the waft to the innocuous lifter half a mile outside off-stump, the 'played down the wrong line prettily' drive to one that knocks back the off or middle peg, or the soft drive to short cover, including the expertly choreographed shake of the head and frustrated kick at the air upon witnessing the catch.

In the case of wicket-keepers, the ability to catch a ball is an undesirable extra.
As for bowlers, the ability to bowl would be very welcome though would not necessarily gain you an advantage at interview.
The ability to 'see the positives' at all times is more important than anything else and may even compensate for fatness.

Prospective English bowlers should 'yip' more than 'Ghost Riders in the Sky'.

lardbucket wrote:Prospective English bowlers should 'yip' more than 'Ghost Riders in the Sky'.

You only got one point for that post.
Must try harder.

I'm not so sure. To be frank, it's a struggle to post at all.

Try Firefox, if you're using IE.

That sounds technical.

lardbucket wrote:I'm not so sure. To be frank, it's a struggle to post at all.

Red can help you

taipan wrote:Red can help you

You're becoming delusional.

lardbucket wrote:That sounds technical.

If I can do it, it's not hard my dear.

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

taipan wrote:Red can help you

You're becoming delusional.

No, she struggles but still posts.

Red is a pigment of Rob's highly coloured imagination.

lardbucket wrote:Red is a pigment of Rob's highly coloured imagination.

That's Zat

http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/