Re: Is Chuck over the hill?

by skully Tue 17 Nov 2009, 06:01

Bradman wrote:Don't lose heart skulls. I spent half an hour trying to work it out and the closest thing i could come up with was Warnie's or Chuck's figures in their first series against each other.

Nice triv. Kept me busy (well off the piss) for half an hour.

[chortle]

So you did work out that it was his figures v Aus in Aus for SL? 7 wickets at 106.85, FFS. Rolling Eyes

taipan wrote:
skully wrote:Chuck was much more respectable at the southern end of Africa.

6-353.1-77-911-35-26.02.

His best match and innings bowling in Aus was 2-170. His best innings bowling in SAF was 6-39 and in a match 11-161.

Still only 6 tests

But you did embarrassingly let him run through you in one game. P!ss poor effort, that.
Mad

by Bradman Tue 17 Nov 2009, 06:13

skully wrote:
Bradman wrote:Don't lose heart skulls. I spent half an hour trying to work it out and the closest thing i could come up with was Warnie's or Chuck's figures in their first series against each other.

Nice triv. Kept me busy (well off the piss) for half an hour.
[chortle]

So you did work out that it was his figures v Aus in Aus for SL? 7 wickets at 106.85, FFS.

taipan wrote:
skully wrote:Chuck was much more respectable at the southern end of Africa.

6-353.1-77-911-35-26.02.

His best match and innings bowling in Aus was 2-170. His best innings bowling in SAF was 6-39 and in a match 11-161.

Still only 6 tests
But you did embarrassingly let him run through you in one game. P!ss poor effort, that.

Nup! Looking in the wrong place, though in parts it came close to his first test series against us and I figured you'd knocked off early and was on the piss and had fudged the figures.

by skully Tue 17 Nov 2009, 06:20

Me, fudge the figures?? NEVER!!

I may fark 'em up once in a while, but never deliberately manipulate them. Cool

by taipan Tue 17 Nov 2009, 06:23

I believe fudge is bad for the figure.

by skully Tue 17 Nov 2009, 06:25

I farkin hate fudge. Gets stuck in the dentures. Cool

by taipan Tue 17 Nov 2009, 06:26

Well take them out first. It's easier for sucking.

by skully Tue 17 Nov 2009, 06:28

I'll bear that in mind if anyone want wants to throw fudge at me in the near future.

by Bradman Tue 17 Nov 2009, 06:47

Fudge like Halloween should be restricted to North America and labelled "never to be exported". And yes i know it was probably an English invention, but I figured like 'Foster's' there's a reason for why they exported it.

And while we're on a jihad of crap foods the Yanks can take vegemite and lamingtons as well and I'll even bail out Olivia Newton-Johns food chain if she'll take white Freddo's off our shelves.

ANZAC bikkies we keep.

by skully Tue 17 Nov 2009, 08:19

HTF did a thread about Chuck being impotent morph into a moan about Aussie tucker?? scratch

by Bradman Tue 17 Nov 2009, 08:41

I think it was my 'fudge the figures' comment. But who's complaining if the postometer keeps clicking over.

by skully Tue 17 Nov 2009, 08:44

Bradman wrote:But who's complaining if the postometer keeps clicking over.

I am, as I sit here drumming my fingers.

by Bradman Tue 17 Nov 2009, 08:55

No Chuck isn't over the hill. Anyone allowed to bowl with that action can probably still take wickets at 70.

Rejoice in Bung's retirement and Hughes ineptitude and just hope and pray Hilditch get's charged with a heinous crime he is patently innocent of, and then represents himself. Guaranteed a conviction if he's a good a lawyer as he is a selector.

by skully Tue 17 Nov 2009, 09:00

Bradman wrote:Guaranteed a conviction if he's a good a lawyer as he is a selector.

Possibly the sagest thing you've ever posted, qmy.

by JGK Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:25

Bradman wrote:Fudge like Halloween should be restricted to North America and labelled "never to be exported". And yes i know it was probably an English invention, but I figured like 'Foster's' there's a reason for why they exported it.

And while we're on a jihad of crap foods the Yanks can take vegemite and lamingtons as well and I'll even bail out Olivia Newton-Johns food chain if she'll take white Freddo's off our shelves.

ANZAC bikkies we keep.

Fark off - Vegemite ain't going nowhere.

by skully Fri 20 Nov 2009, 04:53

0-60 off 18 overs into the 5th day. He's farked.

by Bradman Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:08

Fark off - Vegemite ain't going nowhere

It should. It's shit. Up there with lamingtons and Fosters.

by skully Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:12

19-2-70-0.

by Mick Sawyer Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:14

Rejoice in Bung's retirement and Hughes ineptitude and just hope and pray Hilditch get's charged with a heinous crime he is patently innocent of, and then represents himself. Guaranteed a conviction if he's a good a lawyer as he is a selector.

chortle > snigger > snorfle.

by Bradman Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:19

I'm assuming you agree the guy was brain dead once he hooked up with a farkwit like Simpson?

by Mick Sawyer Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:20

Bradman wrote:I'm assuming you agree the guy was brain dead once he hooked up with a farkwit like Simpson?

Yo talkin ta me?

by Bradman Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:25

Mick Sawyer wrote:
Bradman wrote:I'm assuming you agree the guy was brain dead once he hooked up with a farkwit like Simpson?

Yo talkin ta me?

Yep! And there's a mirror near by.

by skully Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:38

And now he's taken off cos he's over the hill.

by Mick Sawyer Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:41

Bradman wrote:
Mick Sawyer wrote:
Bradman wrote:I'm assuming you agree the guy was brain dead once he hooked up with a farkwit like Simpson?

Yo talkin ta me?

Yep! And there's a mirror near by.

FTR - Hilditch is a brain dead conservative, Simpson is a farkwit & his daughter has saggy tits.

by skully Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:43

Mick Sawyer wrote:FTR - Hilditch is a brain dead conservative, Simpson is a farkwit & his daughter has saggy tits.

Hehehe.

by skully Fri 20 Nov 2009, 05:51

Hello, he's been rotated to the other end.

5th day - 21-2-72-0.

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