Re: Tiger Woods

by taipan Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:30

Bradman wrote:Let's face it. You're farking a hot Norwegian model and then fark around around with some hot blondes who look like your wife.

The wife can take you for half your money. My question is why don't you just hook up with a discreet hooker.

It took him years of practice to get rid of his hook

by Bradman Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:34

Another question. Even if you were a Billionaire why the F would you try to juggle two women at the same time. I have enough trouble with one.

Qunt deserves everything he gets even if he is innocent.

by taipan Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:46

Bradman wrote:
Qunt deserves everything he gets even if he is innocent.

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:47

Maybe Tiger is selfishly pining for the fjords (days prior to her bearing his children)??

Before...

Tiger Woods - Page 3 ElinNordegren

by taipan Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:50

Norwegian Blue?

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:52

skully wrote:Grubbs has announced that she and Tiger had sex 20 times. Hmm, Forbes estimates that Tiger is worth $500 million, so Elin will get half in a divorce settlement. That equates to $250 mill divided by 20 = $12.5 mill per root.

Woulda been much cheaper to grab a discrete hooker, Tiges. They don't suck and tell.

Bradman wrote:Let's face it. You're farking a hot Norwegian model and then fark around around with some hot blondes who look like your wife.

The wife can take you for half your money. My question is why don't you just hook up with a discreet hooker.

There seems to be some agreement between the Banjos and the Dubbers.

by Bradman Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:52

Is that worth half a billion skulls?

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:53

taipan wrote:Norwegian Blue?

I think she was very blue as she waved the 9 iron at him through the back window of the Caddie.

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:55

Bradman wrote:Is that worth half a billion skulls?

Aye, qmy. So Elin is worth at least a quarter of a bill. Shocked

by Bradman Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:56

Done for not having shoes on? It's safer to drive barefoot isn't ?

by Bradman Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:02

skully wrote:
Bradman wrote:Is that worth half a billion skulls?
Aye, qmy. So Elin is worth at least a quarter of a bill.

When I was young and stupid I might have gone as far as to order a ridiculously expensive botlle of wine. Though I didn't have to buy the whole wine cellar for her the next day.

Don't these people learn from Warnie.

by Merlin Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:02

skully wrote:Maybe Tiger is selfishly pining for the fjords (days prior to her bearing his children)??

Before...

I was expecting an AFTER pic as well skulls ...
Get to it mate!

by Merlin Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:04

Bradman wrote:

Don't these people learn from Warnie.

Tiger refuses to use a mobile bradders ...

by taipan Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:05

Er?

So how did he text her?

by Bradman Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:05

Apparently he does. Stupid qunt.

by Bradman Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:07

She's actually not that hot.

by Merlin Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:14

Bradman wrote:Apparently he does. Stupid qunt.

Ah ... missed that the first time round!
Anyway, I'm not the one in deep poo ... so perhaps your "stupid qunt" quote ought to be directed at the Tiger himself!
Stupid qunt.

by Merlin Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:15

taipan wrote:Er?

So how did he text her?

Using Warnie's ...

by Bradman Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:18

Merlin wrote:
Bradman wrote:Apparently he does. Stupid qunt.

Ah ... missed that the first time round!
Anyway, I'm not the one in deep poo ... so perhaps your "stupid qunt" quote ought to be directed at the Tiger himself!
Stupid qunt.

It was. Mea culpa.

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:20

Actually Elin might be worth a bit more. Apparently Tiger is worth around $1000 million, or a US billion. So Elin si sitting on at least $500 mill worth of Tiger sprog plus maintenance.

by taipan Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:21

No pre-nup?

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:23

Merlin wrote:
Bradman wrote:

Don't these people learn from Warnie.

Tiger refuses to use a mobile bradders ...

Don't think so. Stories on the News tonight indicated that he rang the Grubb and told her that Elin had been through his phone, found her texts and that she might call her.

Tiger had apparently asked Grubbs to get starkers and send him something "naughty" numerous times. Something the classy lady kept proof of and is now hawking to whichever sleazy media outlet will pay her for it.

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:24

taipan wrote:No pre-nup?

You seem to be indicating that Tiger may think with his brain rather than his bell end.

by Bradman Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:25

skully wrote:Actually Elin might be worth a bit more. Apparently Tiger is worth around $1000 million, or a US billion. So Elin si sitting on at least $500 mill worth of Tiger sprog plus maintenance.

That's where the half Bill comment came from. Though unlike Norman's wife she may not have much of a case.

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 11:27

The Golden Bear never would've got into this bind. He'd have been much more discrete.

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