Re: Tiger Woods

by taipan Wed 02 Dec 2009, 05:55

PeterCS wrote:Jaimee Grubbs. Could you make it up?

Grubbs in the Woods or vice versa?

by Red Wed 02 Dec 2009, 07:21

lardbucket wrote:Tiger Tiger turning right
from the driveway late at night

Blake will be turning in his grave. Smile

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 07:53

Grubbs has announced that she and Tiger had sex 20 times. Hmm, Forbes estimates that Tiger is worth $500 million, so Elin will get half in a divorce settlement. That equates to $250 mill divided by 20 = $12.5 mill per root. Rolling Eyes

Woulda been much cheaper to grab a discrete hooker, Tiges. They don't suck and tell.

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 08:01

Is it just me or does she look a little like a female version of Tiger?

Tiger Woods - Page 2 Jaimee-grubbs

by Merlin Wed 02 Dec 2009, 08:11

A pair of milk-bottle-bottomed bifocals winging their way over to you skulls.
I mean ....d'errr ! D'you see any short cropped black hair in the pic... FFS!

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 08:44

Settle Merls. It was the slitty eyes what fooled me. Mad

by taipan Wed 02 Dec 2009, 08:49

skully wrote:Grubbs has announced that she and Tiger had sex 20 times..

So he played a full round?

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 08:51

It was a very slow round - 3.5 years. Shocked

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 08:52

And what a classy broad she must be. I wonder how much fame, or infamy she will get?

by taipan Wed 02 Dec 2009, 08:53

Clearly got stuck at the 19th hole.

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 08:56

Man, a lot of guys allow the little dickhead in them get 'em into so much trouble.

by tac Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:14

skully wrote:Is it just me or does she look a little like a female version of Tiger?

more like a female version of a farking pig

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:17

PMSL.

by tac Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:18

how the fark could Tiger be interested in that? unless he likes to hang out in back alleys in his spare time . . .

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:20

She can take the driver plus the dimpled balls???

by tac Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:22

or straps on the plastic and and shows him who's the real Master

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:23

Mebee Tiger likes it like that?

by tac Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:24

mebee . . .or did you just type embee incorrectly?

by taipan Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:24

tac wrote:
skully wrote:Is it just me or does she look a little like a female version of Tiger?

more like a female version of a farking pig

Isn't that what Skulls said?

by Merlin Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:25

Maybe she just likes the idea of him using the divot fork to .....

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:25

tac wrote:mebee . . .or did you just type embee incorrectly?

Hehe. Mebee.

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:28

taipan wrote:
tac wrote:
skully wrote:Is it just me or does she look a little like a female version of Tiger?

more like a female version of a farking pig

Isn't that what Skulls said?

*cough*

by Merlin Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:41

This thread is bordering on anti-pig racism ... tread carefully, you swine.

by skully Wed 02 Dec 2009, 09:59

by Bradman Wed 02 Dec 2009, 10:29

Let's face it. You're farking a hot Norwegian model and then fark around around with some hot blondes who look like your wife.

The wife can take you for half your money. My question is why don't you just hook up with a discreet hooker.

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