Re: The Jingle Bails advent calendar 2009

by taipan Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:40

Can I nominate this thread for the forum gold section.

by Brass Monkey Wed 23 Dec 2009, 11:02

If I get time, I'm going to slap all of these into a powerpoint presentation and whack it on a server share for all to download.

by LeFromage Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:00

doremi wrote:Nothing surpasses the Bell-elf. I think Dello would agree.

Belf. Should have called him Belf. Will do from now on.

by LeFromage Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:02

Brass Monkey wrote:If I get time, I'm going to slap all of these into a powerpoint presentation and whack off over it.

Fixed. And I salute your loyal support. aye-aye

by Brass Monkey Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:08

The thought of Jim Whitty with 'choccie' all over his 'bod' gets me wild. I'm not going to moderate my carnal desires at Christmas and I'm glad you're not making me feel ashamed for not doing so.

by LeFromage Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:15

Nor should you. Run with it, man. Go nuts.

But pace yourself - there's another couple of days to go yet (although the 25th has no titillation at all, I'm sorry to say. But who's wanking on Christmas day, anyway? Not after a big lunch. Oof).

by Brass Monkey Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:20

No, very true - don't want to bust my cracker. I just hope I get the 1kg bar of Dairy Milk and the James Whittaker action figure holding a clipboard with scribbles on for Christmas.

by LeFromage Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:26

Now I've got an image of Christmas lunch at the Monkey family house, and you asking grandma if she'd like to help you explode your cracker.

And it's turning me on...

by Brass Monkey Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:30

Dello wrote:Now I've got an image of Christmas lunch at the Monkey family house, and you asking grandma if she'd like to help you explode your cracker.

And it's turning me on...

Nan's dead, you sicko.

You're so sick that you're turning me on.

by LeFromage Wed 23 Dec 2009, 16:49

Are you grooming me? I'm really 13 years old. And an FBI agent.

Ha - I've caught you in the act. This entire forum has been an elaborate sting to out that niche faction of social filth: the cricket nonce.

by Shoeshine Wed 23 Dec 2009, 17:00

I'm safe, I've got a CRB check - so there!

by JKLever Wed 23 Dec 2009, 19:13

Dello wrote:This entire forum has been an elaborate sting to out that niche faction of social filth: the cricket nonce.

Posting pics of Gazza Batty in S&M gear is clearly entrapment... it'll never stand up in court!

by LeFromage Thu 24 Dec 2009, 00:03

December 24th.

Spoiler:

by Guest Thu 24 Dec 2009, 00:26

Good to see the return of the Bellelf.

by tac Thu 24 Dec 2009, 00:32

The Belf?

by LeFromage Thu 24 Dec 2009, 20:01

December 25th.

Spoiler:

by DJ_Smerk Thu 24 Dec 2009, 20:10

by doremi Thu 24 Dec 2009, 20:36

BOOM! Now that is going to piss a few Aussies off.

by furriner Thu 24 Dec 2009, 21:34

The greatest FB thread.

Signing up was worth it just for the Belf.

by Zat Fri 25 Dec 2009, 00:43

A superb effort Jay. Merry Festivus to all in Delloland.

by skully Fri 25 Dec 2009, 09:40

doremi wrote:BOOM! Now that is going to piss a few Aussies off.

Meh. We aren't South Asians, dori. We don't take ourselves as seriously as you guys do.

Well played Dello. An excellent December compilation. Cool

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Dec 2009, 11:07

Just went through them all. Just simply brilliant. Cheers for them all Dello.

Have a happy Christmas everyone.

by footwork Sat 26 Dec 2009, 20:47

Thanks for the great job dello. Hilarious read going through it again.
The captions were as choice as the pics.
My fav was Jacques Kallis, 'no flat-screen TVs', followed closely by Watson and Nicholas with columns A,B and C.

The Jingle Bails advent calendar 2009 - Page 8 Icon_lol

by taipan Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:57

Class job Jay

by PeterCS Sun 27 Dec 2009, 13:55

Dello - Pride of Photoshop and King of Have I Got News For You Land .... gutted there was no Colvin on display though ... or even Ivy A Richards ....

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