Cheryl Cole

Yay or nay?

JKLever wrote:Yay or nay?

I'll give her a yay.

If she can stop talking...

'Weak Limp Lifeless Dull Straw-like' the screen text said

Didn't have the sound up so unsure wot she was talking about - was it a Red post, or was it the captaincy of Punter or MoYo?

Cheryl Cole is Red? Nahhh.

what language is that video in?

JKLever wrote:Yay or nay?

Wouldn't step over her to get to you.

No offence.

Nay - not after that squirt Cashley's been there first - never know where he's been before.

Love the Geordie accent though ... sounds kinda dirty coming from a good looking chick.

Can you see the quick flash of the disclaimer on that advert saying she has hair extensions? Bit of a joke really, but I give her yay!

Exactly where are the said hair extensions?

merkin, merlin.

So do you use L'Oreal on your merkins, Peter?

That would as lost a cause as chasing glamour, wouldn't it?

PeterCS wrote:That would as lost a cause as chasing glamour, wouldn't it?

WTAAS.

I really don't recall starting this thread! WTF?

Cheryl C, a model of good taste and decorum. Britain's answer to Jackie O. The
Princess Di for the new millennium:



Errr....quite.

The One wrote:what language is that video in?

You'd never understand a Graham Onions or Paul Collingwood interview then!

Zat wrote:

PeterCS wrote:That would as lost a cause as chasing glamour, wouldn't it?

WTAAS.

A sentence is not the be all and end all. After all. No verb there either. ffs.

Sorry, did you say womething? I was distracted by Cheryl's jugs in Allan's post.

The Nation's Sweetheart.

Chezza has that girl-next-door thing. She is not a particularly good singer of dancer but gives the impression that she is trying very hard and has an air of vulnerablility, so won't be the victim of that nasty English habit of cutting successful people down to size.

Rob I wrote:The Nation's Sweetheart.

Chezza has that girl-next-door thing. She is not a particularly good singer of dancer but gives the impression that she is trying very hard and has an air of vulnerablility, so won't be the victim of that nasty English habit of cutting successful people down to size.

Reading between the lines, you're saying she's a talentless slapper with nice tits?

So tempted to make a Red reference...

Damn, nearly got one....

Shoeshine wrote:

Rob I wrote:The Nation's Sweetheart.

Chezza has that girl-next-door thing. She is not a particularly good singer of dancer but gives the impression that she is trying very hard and has an air of vulnerablility, so won't be the victim of that nasty English habit of cutting successful people down to size.

Reading between the lines, you're saying she's a talentless slapper with nice tits?

No, I saying she's a moderate singing talent and a nice girl who AFAIK is a good wife to Mr Cole.

Agree about the last bit though.

Rob I wrote:

Shoeshine wrote:

Rob I wrote:The Nation's Sweetheart.

Chezza has that girl-next-door thing. She is not a particularly good singer of dancer but gives the impression that she is trying very hard and has an air of vulnerablility, so won't be the victim of that nasty English habit of cutting successful people down to size.

Reading between the lines, you're saying she's a talentless slapper with nice tits?

No, I saying she's a moderate singing talent and a nice girl who AFAIK is a good wife to Mr Cole.

Agree about the last bit though.

So nice she was convicted of assault? There are millions of girls who can carry a tune. Cheryl Cole is in the papers because the male readership want to f*ck her. Nothing else.