Cheryl Cole

Shoeshine wrote:

So nice she was convicted of assault? There are millions of girls who can carry a tune. Cheryl Cole is in the papers because the male readership want to f*ck her. Nothing else.

She can do the lads mags but her music seems to be aimed at 10-year-old girls. Also, mature women seem to warm to her because of the mature and restrained way she handled hubby's infidelity. And she come across as The New Di on X-Factor. So she has huge appeal across the board, really.

Nay, nay, thrice nay.

Plastic, with the trowelled-on "natural" accent. A Cilla Black of our days, plus prerequisite boobjob. A cheeky-bubbly sub- ladette figure and thrills and spills merchant for pubescent boys and girls. ... and above all (the twice and thrice nay part), pneumatically pumped up by the SyCo fameismoney factory, and agent-directed in every public move.

Created authenticity, manufactured talent. Possibly a CBeebies star in the making.

I'm with Peter on this. Plastic-fantastic, talentless, and irritating. As for her popularity being across all sectors, ORLY? That would be true if she looked like Susan Boyle would it? I think not.

A'way the lads....

She's made the most of what she's got, that says as much about British society in general today as much as it does about her. Flash without substance....

Hellohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ange!!

'ello Petey Poos!

Oh sorry, you two, you should have locked the door....

Never lock anything SS.

Chezzer doesn't x

Well it was rather hard to in a tent...

He hee hee
now get rid of my hiccups!

eowyn wrote:He hee hee
now get rid of my hiccups!

You need a big shock!

No

As if...

Cheryl Cole what?

Jeez, BM lives....

Got snowed in up the Lake District all Weds and Thurs last week - f*ck me, these Northerners are f*cking behind the times yokels.

It's alive!

Plagiarism

Well, that's what happens when foruming from the office...

Yep, seems like I have dodged a bullet anyway - still plenty of ridiculous threads. Still, it's brought me back down to Earth.. although I'm still nearly crying every time I think of how I affronted that tough, capital 'G' great batsman IRB.

Bell is nuggety to the core, and has long been sold short by you Pomgoolians.

Yeah, he's a top number 6.

I listenied to a discussion on the radio at the weekend in which it was pointed out that Bell has never been the sole centurion in an England innings. If he were to be the lone centurion we could, I think, although at some considerable risk of blasphemy, echo the words (supplied by the Gospel of St Mark, chapter 15 v.39) famously uttered by John Wayne in The Greatest Story Ever Told:

Aww, truly this man was the Son of God!

[The "Aww" was improvised]

Was that before or after he put the wagons in a circle?

And before he shot all the guards and made a daring bid to free all the prisoners.