Re: Cheryl Cole

by Allan D Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:42

The story, which may be apocryphal (particularly as it concerned a Biblical film), was that Wayne, as the Roman centurion, delivered the line as written in the first take but George Stevens, the director, said

That was great, John, but as you look up at the Cross, can you show more awe as you say the line?

"The Duke", ever wishing to be faithful to the director's interpretation, turned again as the cameras rolled and said:

Aww, truly this man was the Son of God

That was the version that was printed. Cinematic genius. Very Happy

by Allan D Mon 11 Jan 2010, 20:05

Mrs C and her tats:

Cheryl Cole - Page 3 20070620-Cheryl_Tweedy_Bikini.0.0.0x0.500x832

On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too.
And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue

For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
With a view of Niagara that nobody has.
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.

She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,

With grateful thanks to Groucho Marx.

by Merlin Mon 11 Jan 2010, 20:14

I don't see no tits ......

Oh bugger ... didn't have my glasses on!

by Shoeshine Mon 11 Jan 2010, 20:48

Merlin wrote:I don't see no tits ......

He's just in front of her.

by Guest Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:01

Why all the hate on this thread, I wonder?

by Shoeshine Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:02

Rob I wrote:Why all the hate on this thread, I wonder?

Shut the f*ck up, fishface.

by Merlin Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:04

Rob I wrote:Why all the hate on this thread, I wonder?

What "hate"? I'd deffo pork her ... so it must be love!
...the only hate generated here is for that twat she's married to who often plays away - and not just for Chelski!!

by Shoeshine Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:07

Merlin wrote:
Rob I wrote:Why all the hate on this thread, I wonder?
What "hate"? I'd deffo pork her ... so it must be love!
...the only hate generated here is for that twat she's married to who often plays away - and not just for Chelski!!

I find it hard to believe she's Little Miss Faithful somehow.

by Merlin Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:44

I'd keep it quiet ... 'onest !

by Shoeshine Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:46

Do you mean Ashley or Cheryl?

by Merlin Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:51

Do me a favour Rolling Eyes

... Cashley can go f**k Gashley for all I care!

by Shoeshine Mon 11 Jan 2010, 21:54

by DJ_Smerk Tue 12 Jan 2010, 03:22

Cheryl Cole?

She's the Northern Katherine Jenkins, right?

by PeterCS Tue 12 Jan 2010, 03:24

Not as mezzo though

by DJ_Smerk Tue 12 Jan 2010, 03:26

Cheryl Cole is nice. I don't mind the Geordie accent at all.

by PeterCS Tue 12 Jan 2010, 03:33

Neither do I, at all (I like it) - when it's not affected and exaggerated as a personal trademark.

by DJ_Smerk Tue 12 Jan 2010, 03:34

Has she actually flaunted the accent?

by PeterCS Tue 12 Jan 2010, 03:37

She uses it like Cilla Black and the Beatles used to ride the Scouse accent. (Lorra lorra laffs.) Because it sells. Or Chas n Dave the Cockney accent (but without their humour.) Or Jamie going all Mockney on us ... middle-class Essex in fact. Also Nige Kennedy Estuarying it up.

That's why I smile when people say "I love her natural accent."

by DJ_Smerk Tue 12 Jan 2010, 03:55

I don't play up my accent when I travel. Yet, everyone asks for the complimentary subtitles. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

by Zat Tue 12 Jan 2010, 05:08

You need to start playing the 'English Is My Second Language' card Smerky.

by Guest Tue 12 Jan 2010, 09:16

Shoeshine wrote:
Rob I wrote:Why all the hate on this thread, I wonder?

Shut the f*ck up, fishface.

No. Why all the hate on this thread?

by taipan Tue 12 Jan 2010, 09:17

Rob I wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
Rob I wrote:Why all the hate on this thread, I wonder?

Shut the f*ck up, fishface.

No. Why all the hate on this thread?

He doesn't like fish

by Zat Tue 12 Jan 2010, 09:24

taipan wrote:
Rob I wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
Rob I wrote:Why all the hate on this thread, I wonder?

Shut the f*ck up, fishface.

No. Why all the hate on this thread?

He doesn't like fish

And you can never get the smell out.

by taipan Tue 12 Jan 2010, 09:26

Zat wrote:
taipan wrote:
Rob I wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
Rob I wrote:Why all the hate on this thread, I wonder?

Shut the f*ck up, fishface.

No. Why all the hate on this thread?

He doesn't like fish
And you can never get the smell out.

Especially pilchards

by Zat Tue 12 Jan 2010, 09:26

taipan wrote:
Zat wrote:
taipan wrote:
Rob I wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
Rob I wrote:Why all the hate on this thread, I wonder?

Shut the f*ck up, fishface.

No. Why all the hate on this thread?

He doesn't like fish
And you can never get the smell out.

Especially pilchards

Or anchovies.

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