Re: Cheryl Cole

by Shoeshine Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:48

Aren't we all distracted by tits? And if I saw a girl and counted more than two......that's definitely distracting.

by embee Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:48

Only mammals have tits ...Not sure what you're counting three of on a spider , Shoey

by Merlin Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:50

Maybe we shouldn't go there, eh!

by Zat Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:53

And in entertainment news, Spiderman the musical is due to open on Broadway this year.

by Shoeshine Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:58

Zat wrote:And in entertainment news, Spiderman the musical is due to open on Broadway this year.

You'd be a bit of a tit for wanting to see it.

by Merlin Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:59

Greater or Lesser?

by Shoeshine Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:01

It's America. It'd have to be a chickadee, lest they get offended.

by Zat Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03

Music by Bono and The Edge.

by Shoeshine Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03

Oh dear. Are they going to pay any tax on the profits this time?

by Merlin Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:05

Zat wrote:Music by Bono and The Edge.

Isn't that a paradox?

by Shoeshine Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:06

An oxymoron, certainly.

by Guest Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:06

Shoeshine wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
Zat wrote:It would be particularly bad if you were one of those people who can fit a whole fist into their mouth.
I can do that shit.

Into fisting then?
Alas, no .

Maybe I would make a good gay porn star though, I've been thinking about changing career direction for a while now.

Would you be a giver or receiver?

Don't they just take it in turns?

I really need to thoroughly research this possible career path, I clearly haven't a clue at the moment.

by Shoeshine Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:12

vilkrang wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
Zat wrote:It would be particularly bad if you were one of those people who can fit a whole fist into their mouth.
I can do that shit.

Into fisting then?
Alas, no .

Maybe I would make a good gay porn star though, I've been thinking about changing career direction for a while now.

Would you be a giver or receiver?
Don't they just take it in turns?

I really need to thoroughly research this possible career path, I clearly haven't a clue at the moment.

I'd suggest you need a weekend in Brighton. Just to practise.

by Guest Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:13

Shoeshine wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:
vilkrang wrote:
Zat wrote:It would be particularly bad if you were one of those people who can fit a whole fist into their mouth.
I can do that shit.

Into fisting then?
Alas, no .

Maybe I would make a good gay porn star though, I've been thinking about changing career direction for a while now.

Would you be a giver or receiver?
Don't they just take it in turns?

I really need to thoroughly research this possible career path, I clearly haven't a clue at the moment.

I'd suggest you need a weekend in Brighton. Just to practise.

I've just got back from a weekend in Brighton actually Laughing

.

by Merlin Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:13

Shoeshine wrote:An oxymoron, certainly.

You calling Bono a moron?

Okay, I agree.

by Shoeshine Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16

Merlin wrote:
Shoeshine wrote:An oxymoron, certainly.
You calling Bono a moron?

Okay, I agree.

I got confused between oxygen thief and moron, and in the end just went for a combination. It's a good word though, do you think it might catch on?

by Zat Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:40

Shoeshine wrote:Oh dear. Are they going to pay any tax on the profits this time?

Why would they start now? As for profits... the cost for the production is something like $50m US. Which means they have to sell a lot of tickets on a lot of nights in a 2000 seat theatre to make it back.

by Merlin Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:41

It certainly will catch on.
(keeping the theme) ...Bono and Cashley Cole would be the founder members.

by Zat Wed 13 Jan 2010, 08:25

Better than morgen thief.

by Merlin Wed 13 Jan 2010, 09:21

Okay ... let's get back to crickets, spiders and tits then.

This norfern bint Cheryl Cole ... wot I mean is ... wot's she abaht then ?

by Zat Wed 13 Jan 2010, 09:25

Tits?

by Merlin Wed 13 Jan 2010, 09:32

~~Coal~~ .... sh*t, bad typo ... ... Cole.

**nearly had up for racism there**
(looks furtively aroundfor the A*seBucker ...)

by Zat Wed 13 Jan 2010, 09:35

Merlin wrote:~~Coal~~ .... sh*t, bad typo ... ... Cole.

**nearly had up for racism there**
(looks furtively aroundfor the A*seBucker ...)

It'll find you. Don't worry.

Then again, it's quoted my note of how the US welfare system is seemingly stacked against blacks. As an example of racism. So maybe it'll miss this one.

by skully Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:35

A thread from earlier today, bumped to stop vilky sookin'. Give us a hug, vilks.

by PeterCS Thu 14 Jan 2010, 22:25

Appears to have been rejected.

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