Re: Celebrity Death List MMXI / The Death Thread 2011

by Jontyh Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:42

The Ashes I think, Vilks.

by Guest Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:50

Jontyh wrote:The Ashes I think, Vilks.

by skully Wed 26 Jan 2011, 00:32

Good man, vilks. That takes to us 108 celebs we are either easy-riding or death-riding. Twisted Evil

skully wrote:Gough Whitlam (Former Aus PM)
Michael Douglas (Actor)
Norman Gordon (Saffie Test cricketer)
Luise Rainer (Actress)
Harry Morgan (Actor)
Chris Brown (singer - U30)

Zat wrote:Ronnie Biggs (Great Train Robber)
Kim Jong-il (North Korean Scumbag)
John Edrich (Former Test Cricketer)
Billy Graham (Will he take a closer step to god?)
Yitzhak Shamir (As Sharon in-stasis is taken)
Mary-Kate Olsen (She had the temerity to survive a year on qmy's list)

Fred Nerk wrote:Chuck Berry
Angus T. Jones (The obnoxious little sh!t who plays the obnoxious little sh!t in 'Two and a Half Men', born 1993)
Margaret Thatcher
Charlie Sutton (AFL's oldest surviving coach)
Bart Cummings
Tom Graveney

lardbucket wrote:Yevgeney Kalfelnikov
Angelina Jolie
Prince Harry
Bob Hawke
Slash
Sebastien Vettel

Nath wrote:Lindsay Lohan
Neil Harvey
'Superstar' Billy Graham (the wrestler)
Leif Garrett
Betty White
Shigeru Miyamoto

Bradman wrote:Jodie Sweetin (under thirty actress)
Fidel Castro (Revolutionary and seppo weeping wound)
Betty Ford (Gerry;'s widow)
B.B King (Blues man)
Andy Griffith (TV, recording artist)
Robert Mugabe (say no more)

Jontyh wrote:Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Lady Gaga)
Anna Wing (Meeeeechelle)
Patrick MacNee (Steed)
Frederica Sagor Maas (Seppo Playwright)
Alfred Proksch (Austrian Olympian)
Dick Cheney (Seppo ex VP)

eowyn wrote:Amy Winehouse
Alex Ferguson
Naomi Campbell
Barak Obama
Engelbert Humperdink
Alastair Campbell

taipan wrote:Nelson Mandela
Julius Malema (I wish)
Keith Richards (yeah I know the joke)
Henry Kissinger
Neil Adcock
Britney Spears

JGK wrote:Aretha Franklin
Reg Simpson
James Earl Jones
Peter O'Toole
Margaret Whitlam
Rihanna

Growler wrote:Elizabeth Taylor
Harold "Dickie" Bird - sport category
Dr Ian Paisley - politics category
Eli Wallach
Clive Dunn
Michael Dunlop (motorcycle TT racer) - under 30 category

Blackadder wrote:Paris Hilton (Currently under 30, and I just don't mean her IQ)
Kirk Douglas
Nancy Reagan
Chuck Yeager
Richard Attenborough
George Bush Snr.

Allan D wrote:Zsa Zsa Gabor
Trevor Bailey (of Essex and England and late of TMS not the clockwork radio inventor - that's Baylis)
Denis Healey
Justin Bieber
Hosni Mubarak
Larry King

Paul Keating wrote:Laurie Oakes
Mariah Carey
Wyatt Roy (under 30)
Rod Stewart
Laurie Lawrence (swimming coach)
Allan Greenspan

Demelza wrote:Ariel Sharon (politics)
Severiano Ballesteros (sport)
Mischa Barton (U30)
Patrick Moore (Stars at Night)
Eric Sykes
Andy Williams

horace wrote:Bob Simpson - obscure father in law of current chair of Oz NSP
Janette Howard - power behind the throne
Tammy Fraser - wife of ex PM Mal
Prince Billy - the older prince
Rose Hancock - celeb vulture
Doris Lessing - wonderful writer

Henry wrote:Malia Ann Obama (Barack's oldest daughter) (U-30)
John Prescott (Politics)
Salman Butt (Sport)
Christopher Plummer (Captain Von Trap from the Sound of Music)
Ronnie Wood
Vanessa Redgrave

vilkrang wrote:Tony Benn (Politics)
Nicole Richie (Under 30)
Christopher Hitchens
Jake Lamotta
Vera Lynn
Michael Gough

by skully Wed 26 Jan 2011, 00:33

Noms close next Monday for any late comers.

by skully Wed 26 Jan 2011, 00:35

vilkrang wrote:Excellent . Quietly confident actually.

What prize do I get if I win?

A big scrolling banner that says:

WINNER = vilkrang snoopy-dance

Something to cherish into your declining years and that you can tell your grandkiddies about. Cool

by Guest Wed 26 Jan 2011, 00:46

They will be so proud.

by skully Wed 26 Jan 2011, 00:48

Damn straight. Cool

I like the way Snoopy is running backwards. Razz

by JGK Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:49

Vera Lynn

FMD is she still alive?

I cant hear her name without thinking about the joke about the Eskimo who complains about his wife's cooking by singing "whale meet again..."

by JKLever Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:55

JGK wrote:
Vera Lynn

FMD is she still alive?

Not looking bad at all for a 93 year old, this was last year

by Allan D Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:01

A free shroud. skull

by Henry Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:07

Michael Gough is a bit random, Vilks. To be honest, I never thought to myself, "F*ck. That 31 year old former England under 19s star turned County Umpire Michael Gough is at f*cking death's door!"

Or is he ill?

by Henry Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:13

.....And i'm absolutely sure you didn't mean the 94 year old British Actor of the same name. Surely there is no way he is close to death......

by Allan D Wed 26 Jan 2011, 21:10

Nor the 54yo American voice-over artiste who supplies, inter alia, the voice of Deckard Cain in the Diablo series of video games. Still if you throw all your darts at once one is bound to
stick.

shoot

by JKLever Wed 26 Jan 2011, 21:49

Ok i'll play but i'm going to be a bit surreal and go got mostly young uns

Jimmy Bullard - Hull footballer on the verge of joining Ipswich
Richard Keys - sexist TV frontman
Gordon Brown - haggard ex-PM
Belinda Carlisle - shaggable desire of my youth
Padraig Harrington - Irish golfer
Andy Murray - British/Scottish Tennis player

Good enough to qualify?

by Guest Wed 26 Jan 2011, 21:54

That looks more like a death wish list....

And yes, the Michael Gough I was going for was the 94 year old, so you can sleep ok AD, no one is trying to cheat in this important little competition we have Rolling Eyes

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by skully Wed 26 Jan 2011, 22:38

Welcome aboard, JKL. 114 celebs now being death-ridden. Noms close Monday 31 Jan.

skully wrote:Gough Whitlam (Former Aus PM)
Michael Douglas (Actor)
Norman Gordon (Saffie Test cricketer)
Luise Rainer (Actress)
Harry Morgan (Actor)
Chris Brown (singer - U30)

Zat wrote:Ronnie Biggs (Great Train Robber)
Kim Jong-il (North Korean Scumbag)
John Edrich (Former Test Cricketer)
Billy Graham (Will he take a closer step to god?)
Yitzhak Shamir (As Sharon in-stasis is taken)
Mary-Kate Olsen (She had the temerity to survive a year on qmy's list)

Fred Nerk wrote:Chuck Berry
Angus T. Jones (The obnoxious little sh!t who plays the obnoxious little sh!t in 'Two and a Half Men', born 1993)
Margaret Thatcher
Charlie Sutton (AFL's oldest surviving coach)
Bart Cummings
Tom Graveney

lardbucket wrote:Yevgeney Kalfelnikov
Angelina Jolie
Prince Harry
Bob Hawke
Slash
Sebastien Vettel

Nath wrote:Lindsay Lohan
Neil Harvey
'Superstar' Billy Graham (the wrestler)
Leif Garrett
Betty White
Shigeru Miyamoto

Bradman wrote:Jodie Sweetin (under thirty actress)
Fidel Castro (Revolutionary and seppo weeping wound)
Betty Ford (Gerry;'s widow)
B.B King (Blues man)
Andy Griffith (TV, recording artist)
Robert Mugabe (say no more)

Jontyh wrote:Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Lady Gaga)
Anna Wing (Meeeeechelle)
Patrick MacNee (Steed)
Frederica Sagor Maas (Seppo Playwright)
Alfred Proksch (Austrian Olympian)
Dick Cheney (Seppo ex VP)

eowyn wrote:Amy Winehouse
Alex Ferguson
Naomi Campbell
Barak Obama
Engelbert Humperdink
Alastair Campbell

taipan wrote:Nelson Mandela
Julius Malema (I wish)
Keith Richards (yeah I know the joke)
Henry Kissinger
Neil Adcock
Britney Spears

JGK wrote:Aretha Franklin
Reg Simpson
James Earl Jones
Peter O'Toole
Margaret Whitlam
Rihanna

Growler wrote:Elizabeth Taylor
Harold "Dickie" Bird - sport category
Dr Ian Paisley - politics category
Eli Wallach
Clive Dunn
Michael Dunlop (motorcycle TT racer) - under 30 category

Blackadder wrote:Paris Hilton (Currently under 30, and I just don't mean her IQ)
Kirk Douglas
Nancy Reagan
Chuck Yeager
Richard Attenborough
George Bush Snr.

Allan D wrote:Zsa Zsa Gabor
Trevor Bailey (of Essex and England and late of TMS not the clockwork radio inventor - that's Baylis)
Denis Healey
Justin Bieber
Hosni Mubarak
Larry King

Paul Keating wrote:Laurie Oakes
Mariah Carey
Wyatt Roy (under 30)
Rod Stewart
Laurie Lawrence (swimming coach)
Allan Greenspan

Demelza wrote:Ariel Sharon (politics)
Severiano Ballesteros (sport)
Mischa Barton (U30)
Patrick Moore (Stars at Night)
Eric Sykes
Andy Williams

horace wrote:Bob Simpson - obscure father in law of current chair of Oz NSP
Janette Howard - power behind the throne
Tammy Fraser - wife of ex PM Mal
Prince Billy - the older prince
Rose Hancock - celeb vulture
Doris Lessing - wonderful writer

Henry wrote:Malia Ann Obama (Barack's oldest daughter) (U-30)
John Prescott (Politics)
Salman Butt (Sport)
Christopher Plummer (Captain Von Trap from the Sound of Music)
Ronnie Wood
Vanessa Redgrave

vilkrang wrote:Tony Benn (Politics)
Nicole Richie (Under 30)
Christopher Hitchens
Jake Lamotta
Vera Lynn
Michael Gough

JKLever wrote:Jimmy Bullard - Hull footballer on the verge of joining Ipswich
Richard Keys - sexist TV frontman
Gordon Brown - haggard ex-PM
Belinda Carlisle - shaggable desire of my youth
Padraig Harrington - Irish golfer
Andy Murray - British/Scottish Tennis player

by Bradman Thu 27 Jan 2011, 02:08

skully wrote:Noms close next Monday for any late comers.

What's this crap about noms closing next Monday! I could have won the comp before February if I'd known that rule. Basically if people don't care enough to get their entries on in time it's no wonder there's an Inter- Galcactic bypass running through their solar system.

by Zat Thu 27 Jan 2011, 02:56

Aye. In future, there should be a strict deadline (no pun intended) of January 1.

Maybe entries by PM to whoever's organising it BEFORE that date, so the organiser can check double-ups and advise the guilty.

And on another note, Nelson Madela is apparently struggling.

by Bradman Thu 27 Jan 2011, 03:02

Zat wrote:Aye. In future, there should be a strict deadline (no pun intended) of January 1.

Maybe entries by PM to whoever's organising it BEFORE that date, so the organiser can check double-ups and advise the guilty.

And on another note, Nelson Madela is apparently struggling.

Yeah he'll probably go to my funeral. Doesn't he hold the record for longevity on these lists? Him and Compaore anyway.

by skully Thu 27 Jan 2011, 03:12

Bradman wrote:
skully wrote:Noms close next Monday for any late comers.

What's this crap about noms closing next Monday! I could have won the comp before February if I'd known that rule. Basically if people don't care enough to get their entries on in time it's no wonder there's an Inter- Galcactic bypass running through their solar system.

So your New Year's resolution was "I'm gonna outsook myself in 2011"? FMD. Rolling Eyes

by skully Thu 27 Jan 2011, 03:14

Zat wrote:Aye. In future, there should be a strict deadline (no pun intended) of January 1.

Maybe entries by PM to whoever's organising it BEFORE that date, so the organiser can check double-ups and advise the guilty.

And on another note, Nelson Madela is apparently struggling.

Phurt, we were still getting noms up to the end of May last year. FFS, lighten up, you crabs. It's not like there's a farkin motza in prizemoney riding on this. Rolling Eyes

by Zat Thu 27 Jan 2011, 03:15

Who got out of the wrong side of the cardboard box this morning?

It was a suggestion for future comps. To improve things.

by skully Thu 27 Jan 2011, 03:19

Back to work this week. What do you expect?

And feel free to run the farker next year. Twisted Evil

by Zat Thu 27 Jan 2011, 03:20

You reckon FB will sill be going next year? You farkin optomist.

by Bradman Thu 27 Jan 2011, 03:22

skully wrote:
Bradman wrote:
skully wrote:Noms close next Monday for any late comers.

What's this crap about noms closing next Monday! I could have won the comp before February if I'd known that rule. Basically if people don't care enough to get their entries on in time it's no wonder there's an Inter- Galcactic bypass running through their solar system.
So your New Year's resolution was "I'm gonna outsook myself in 2011"? FMD. :roll:

Hey! She's got red hair, likes a drink and was single at the time. Mandy was a Brunette, liked a drink and was ugly. Ruddock's wife could probably have divorced him for being even uglier than Mandy and Janette was a total bitch. Janette is the only reason I feel sorry for the stupid farking qunt.

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