Re: Celebrity Death List MMXI / The Death Thread 2011

by JGK Tue 18 Jan 2011, 07:05

Looks like Allan D is close to opening his account...

http://media.smh.com.au/?rid=72368&sy=smh&source=smh.com.au%2F

by skully Tue 18 Jan 2011, 07:35

You've just ensured she'll scrape through to Jan 1, 2012. Twisted Evil

by Allan D Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:12

JGK wrote:Looks like Allan D is close to opening his account...

http://media.smh.com.au/?rid=72368&sy=smh&source=smh.com.au%2F

One limb at a time.

by WideWally Fri 21 Jan 2011, 09:35

Did anyone have Sexy Cora? She would have been a good pickup being only 23 & therefore eligible for the Under 30 bonus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_Cora
You have to admire that attempt on the world record.

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110113-32407.html

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by skully Fri 21 Jan 2011, 09:51

Hehehe, nice pick up, Wally. But she only made it a third of the way to her attempted world record. That's still arm-in-a-sling, lockjaw-and-a-lot-of-calories material. Twisted Evil

Cute too, in that slutty porn sort of way...

Celebrity Death List MMXI / The Death Thread 2011 - Page 9 Sexy-Cora-psd42653

by lardbucket Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:40

I've never heard of this poor woman, but there is so much that disturbs me about that article ... an unnecessary operation, almost certainly performed by incompetent money-grabbing publicity-seeking types, with anaesthetic 'assistance' provided by the bored and minimally skilled, all of course incapable of rendering real assistance when the need arose urgently. She will almost certainly die or remain in a vegetative state ... and here we ignoring the human tragedy, 'apparently' 'titillated' by her picture. I am repulsed by the story. Perhaps I'm having a bad day.

by skully Sat 22 Jan 2011, 02:05

Moral and ethical outrage noted, your lardness, but you should've checked the Wiki article Wally also linked in that same post. The poor lass lapsed into "death on January 20."

by Bradman Sat 22 Jan 2011, 02:23

Cold Chisel's original drummer passed away too. Perfectly healthy until diagnosed with a brain tumour two weeks ago. Same thing happened to Matt Price (great journo) a couple of years ago.

Man get diagnosed that way you'd better have your house in order and Nitshke's phone number.

by skully Sat 22 Jan 2011, 04:53

Man, that's nasty. Diagnosed and dead within 2 weeks. Shocked

by lardbucket Sat 22 Jan 2011, 05:20

skully wrote:Moral and ethical outrage noted

Not outraged - more despair and world-weariness, really.

skully wrote:... you should've checked the Wiki article Wally also linked in that same post

mea culpa. I don't read everything here, and I didn't even open that article. I felt I had already read enough to know where things were headed.

skully wrote:The poor lass lapsed into death on January 20.

Aye, a sadly predictable end to the sorry story. Like I said, having a bad day. Or week.

by Allan D Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:39

Cora was hospitalized in 2009 after trying to break the world record for the number of fellatios performed in one day

A clear case of sucking off more than you can blow Twisted Evil

Coat's on. wave

by Zat Sun 23 Jan 2011, 09:23

lardbucket wrote:having a bad day. Or week.

In all probability, not as bad as anyone whose name comes up as 'news' in this thread.

by skully Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:08

Indeed. A mention in this thread is a bit of a "death-rider". Mad

by Allan D Sun 23 Jan 2011, 21:40

Unless you're one of the 'picks', of course, which, on the basis of past history, appears to guarantee preservation, in the face of imminent demise, almost to the point of immortality. Michael Douglas, for instance, is the latest in a long line of FB Forum CDL picks to have staged a spectacular recovery from a life-threatening condition recently. I feel we are almost performing a public service in helping preserve these crusty old celebrities for continued public delectation.

by skully Mon 24 Jan 2011, 02:56

Damn straight, AD. We are reverse-woofers-extraordinaire. Cool

by skully Tue 25 Jan 2011, 08:12

Here was one that got away.

Fitness pioneer Jack LaLanne dies at 96

FRESNO, California (KFSN) -- The death of Jack LaLanne on Sunday had people thankful for his role in improving so many lives. The man who first preached healthy eating and strength training died at the age of 96.

He was good enough to get a run on the Simpsons. rip

by Allan D Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:52

skully wrote:Damn straight, AD. We are reverse-woofers-extraordinaire.

Yes indeedy as here:

Zsa Zsa Gabor Released From Hospital A Week After Amputation

I'm thinking of naming myself in next year's picks as it will surely guarantee me 12 months of certain life (although, perhaps, minus the odd limb) pirat

by Guest Tue 25 Jan 2011, 17:03

I decided not to play but I take it that somebody picked Christopher Hitchens? Pretty much nailed on to pass away this year.

by skully Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:03

It's not too late, vilks. Nominations close at the end of Jan. As incentive, nobody has picked Hitchens.

To help out, here's all the noms so far:

skully wrote:Gough Whitlam (Former Aus PM)
Michael Douglas (Actor)
Norman Gordon (Saffie Test cricketer)
Luise Rainer (Actress)
Harry Morgan (Actor)
Chris Brown (singer - U30)

Zat wrote:Ronnie Biggs (Great Train Robber)
Kim Jong-il (North Korean Scumbag)
John Edrich (Former Test Cricketer)
Billy Graham (Will he take a closer step to god?)
Yitzhak Shamir (As Sharon in-stasis is taken)
Mary-Kate Olsen (She had the temerity to survive a year on qmy's list)

Fred Nerk wrote:Chuck Berry
Angus T. Jones (The obnoxious little sh!t who plays the obnoxious little sh!t in 'Two and a Half Men', born 1993)
Margaret Thatcher
Charlie Sutton (AFL's oldest surviving coach)
Bart Cummings
Tom Graveney

lardbucket wrote:Yevgeney Kalfelnikov
Angelina Jolie
Prince Harry
Bob Hawke
Slash
Sebastien Vettel

Nath wrote:Lindsay Lohan
Neil Harvey
'Superstar' Billy Graham (the wrestler)
Leif Garrett
Betty White
Shigeru Miyamoto

Bradman wrote:Jodie Sweetin (under thirty actress)
Fidel Castro (Revolutionary and seppo weeping wound)
Betty Ford (Gerry;'s widow)
B.B King (Blues man)
Andy Griffith (TV, recording artist)
Robert Mugabe (say no more)

Jontyh wrote:Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Lady Gaga)
Anna Wing (Meeeeechelle)
Patrick MacNee (Steed)
Frederica Sagor Maas (Seppo Playwright)
Alfred Proksch (Austrian Olympian)
Dick Cheney (Seppo ex VP)

eowyn wrote:Amy Winehouse
Alex Ferguson
Naomi Campbell
Barak Obama
Engelbert Humperdink
Alastair Campbell

taipan wrote:Nelson Mandela
Julius Malema (I wish)
Keith Richards (yeah I know the joke)
Henry Kissinger
Neil Adcock
Britney Spears

JGK wrote:Aretha Franklin
Reg Simpson
James Earl Jones
Peter O'Toole
Margaret Whitlam
Rihanna

Growler wrote:Elizabeth Taylor
Harold "Dickie" Bird - sport category
Dr Ian Paisley - politics category
Eli Wallach
Clive Dunn
Michael Dunlop (motorcycle TT racer) - under 30 category

Blackadder wrote:Paris Hilton (Currently under 30, and I just don't mean her IQ)
Kirk Douglas
Nancy Reagan
Chuck Yeager
Richard Attenborough
George Bush Snr.

Allan D wrote:Zsa Zsa Gabor
Trevor Bailey (of Essex and England and late of TMS not the clockwork radio inventor - that's Baylis)
Denis Healey
Justin Bieber
Hosni Mubarak
Larry King

Paul Keating wrote:Laurie Oakes
Mariah Carey
Wyatt Roy (under 30)
Rod Stewart
Laurie Lawrence (swimming coach)
Allan Greenspan

Demelza wrote:Ariel Sharon (politics)
Severiano Ballesteros (sport)
Mischa Barton (U30)
Patrick Moore (Stars at Night)
Eric Sykes
Andy Williams

horace wrote:Bob Simpson - obscure father in law of current chair of Oz NSP
Janette Howard - power behind the throne
Tammy Fraser - wife of ex PM Mal
Prince Billy - the older prince
Rose Hancock - celeb vulture
Doris Lessing - wonderful writer

Henry wrote:Malia Ann Obama (Barack's oldest daughter) (U-30)
John Prescott (Politics)
Salman Butt (Sport)
Christopher Plummer (Captain Von Trap from the Sound of Music)
Ronnie Wood
Vanessa Redgrave

by skully Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:09

That's 102 celebs looking over their shoulders as the famous Flaming Bails Celebrity Death List thread death-rides them throughout 2011. Twisted Evil

by Allan D Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:13

skully wrote:That's 102 celebs looking over their shoulders as the famous Flaming Bails Celebrity Death List thread death-rides them throughout 2011.

Easy Rider, so far. fishing

by Guest Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:14

Ah fark it then I'll do it, let me just have a think. I'm shot-gunning Hitchens though (no pun intended).

by Guest Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:31

Tony Benn (Politics)
Nicole Richie (Under 30)
Christopher Hitchens
Jake Lamotta
Vera Lynn
Michael Gough

by Allan D Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:13

Ms Richie will reach the big 3-0 on 21 September but according to Gus (who devised this thread) and Skulls you are within the rules for the whole year so who am I to cavil? Wink

by Guest Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:15

Excellent

. Quietly confident actually.

What prize do I get if I win?

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