Re: World Cup 2011 (II)

by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:38

Henry Nolonga wrote:Anderson clearly just wants to go home as early as possible...

I want him to go home too.

by Henry Nolonga Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:39

vilkrang wrote:
Henry Nolonga wrote:Anderson clearly just wants to go home as early as possible...
I want him to go home too.

I gathered that from:

vilkrang wrote:F**k off Anderson. Just f**k the f**k off.

by Chivalry Augustus Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:40

Awfully nice of you, vilks. Personally, I want him to spontaneously combust at precisely this moment in time. It would spare us another humiliating defeat and also spare us watching another soft-c*ck display from the qunt. If he was Pakistani, we'd be able to get rid of him by telling the feds he was match-fixing.

by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:41

33 extras. 33.

33.

suicide

by Henry Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:41

Let's face it- England don't care about ODI cricket. Even the words 'world' and 'cup' cant get them out of the ingrained English mindset that one day cricket is just a bit of a hit and a giggle and not really important.

If James Anderson plays another ODI in his career I will crap on Geoff Miller's porch.

by Brass Monkey Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:43

TBH, this should be Anderson's last match for England in ODIs, ever. He's had 5 years of total bullsh!t. Enough is enough.

by holcs Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:44

My precis of this match

Farking Embarrassing all round.

Anderson = gashlord!!

Done!!!!!

by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:44

Didn't even get it to the last over. James Anderson a shoe in for man of the match.

by Henry Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:44

And that's it. On my f*cking God.

by Henry Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:44

Sack Anderson. Sack Strauss. Sack Prior.

by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:46

Amazing that the stadium is only half full for one of the country's most famous wins.

I'm starting to think that beating England shouldn't be considered a big victory these days.

by OP Tipping Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:46

I haven't been game to post, for fear of woofing.

This is the sucktacular England I know and love.

by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:47

OP Tipping wrote:I haven't been game to post, for fear of woofing.

This is the sucktacular England I know and love.

And yet after losing to TWO minnows we are still in the tournament.

Mental.

by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:48

Double post, but we are sh!t basically.

by Henry Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:49

Seriously, if England were Pakistan, we'd all be convinced there was something seriously fishy going on.

Perhaps they ARE fixing games. The deal being Strauss and Flower get a shower of cash and prostitutes if they pick James Anderson in the side for every match.

by Batman Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:50

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What a great comedy show. Anderson bowling wide on off stump, fielders smashing into boundary lines, bowling wide down legside, bowling full tosses, bowling wides, England fielding joining the comedy act. The greatest comedy show I ever saw on earth. methinks I will take me lessons before my next show from the English one day team especially Anderson.

pmsl

Well done Islam, my MOM surely...
Mexican wave

by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:51

Henry wrote:Seriously, if England were Pakistan, we'd all be convinced there was something seriously fishy going on.

Perhaps they ARE fixing games. The deal being Strauss and Flower get a shower of cash and prostitutes if they pick James Anderson in the side for every match.

I think match-fixing would be less shameful than that performance.

by holcs Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:51

Half the crowd went home at 160-8!!!

Shows how pathetic that last few overs were!!

by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:52

Batman wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

What a great comedy show. Anderson bowling wide on off stump, fielders smashing into boundary lines, bowling wide down legside, bowling full tosses, bowling wides, England fielding joining the comedy act. The greatest comedy show I ever saw on earth. methinks I will take me lessons before my next show from the English one day team especially Anderson.

Well done Islam, my MOM surely...

Better than yours Wink

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by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:53

Haha Mark Butcher, "They've finally got both sides to click, 100% poor batting and 100% poor bowling". Laughing

by Chivalry Augustus Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:54

You have to say, if you pretend that James Anderson doesn't exist for a moment, it was a pretty good bowling display after another poor batting display. Shahzad was really impressive. God knows what half of these players are doing in the team though. Prior is just sh*t. Why is he even at the World Cup? Does anyone know? And Ian Bell. Give me a f*cking break. The guy has never been a good ODI player. He isn't about to become one. Paul Collingwood is still sh*te. Dropping him for one game hasn't changed that one iota. Just a complete load of sh*t. Different day, same old sh*tehounds. Is it any wonder we're so f*cking sh*te? Stupidity is making the same mistake over and over again. Desperation is having to make the same mistake over and over again. Desperate stupidity therefore must be forcing yourself to make the same mistake over and over again, by picking the sh*te over the promising players for YOUR F*CKING WORLD CUP SQUAD YOU STUPID QUNTS.

MATT PRIOR OVER STEVE DAVIES?

F*CK OFF AND DIE.

by Batman Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:54

vilkrang wrote:
OP Tipping wrote:I haven't been game to post, for fear of woofing.

This is the sucktacular England I know and love.
And yet after losing to TWO minnows we are still in the tournament.

Mental.

Isn't that the reason this format was designed as such? To ensure 'big boys' who ringed in the cash registers didn't crash out early???

Of course England one day teams don't really set off the box office on fire but still.....

by Guest Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:56

I hope Athers gives them some sh!t here.

by Batman Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:59

vilkrang wrote:
Batman wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

What a great comedy show. Anderson bowling wide on off stump, fielders smashing into boundary lines, bowling wide down legside, bowling full tosses, bowling wides, England fielding joining the comedy act. The greatest comedy show I ever saw on earth. methinks I will take me lessons before my next show from the English one day team especially Anderson.

Well done Islam, my MOM surely...

Better than yours .

I said I was going to learn from your players especially Jimmy before taking stage didn't I? I really had a great laugh. My missus couldn't figure out why I was laughing out so loud rolling all over the floor watching an England-Bangars match? She thought I had gone mental. My kid loved seeing me though. She thought it was funny and a game of some sort and tried imitating me trying to laugh that hard. It's a shame she can't understand it really was a game worth laughing over.

by Brass Monkey Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:59

I honestly hope that the Windies beat us. We deserve the ignominy of going out in the group stages. I'm seriously cheering for WI.

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