Month of Meh

At college we used to crush up Polo mints and snort them. I haven't aged a day.

And I have amazing nose-breath.

You dirty f*cker. How grim is that! I used to snort Beechams, sherbert... things like that. But crushed up Polo mints? Utterly depraved. I bet you stuck an Extra Strong up your arse too.

Like you're not thinking about doing it now...

I remember snorting a bottle of vile fruit punch once upon a when too. It had a strong alcoholic content but tasted putrid. However, some bright spark remember reading about mad Russians snorting vodka and a new style of drinking was thus born.

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Never again.

Dello wrote:Like you're not thinking about doing it now...

I remember snorting a bottle of vile fruit punch once upon a when too. It had a strong alcoholic content but tasted putrid. However, some bright spark remember reading about mad Russians snorting vodka and a new style of drinking was thus born.

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Never again.

Aye, I actually was trying not to sound too mental, but I've done it. It's f*cking grim. Did it again about 3 years ago (after a 10 year sabbatical), was as bad as ever but I'm getting a little buzz thinking about it. My mate had to top me, of course, so he eyeballed it - something I'll never do, that's f*cking insane. I'd never heard of it until Kevin and Perry, reckon they started it.

Can remember being on a conference with some advertising chicks. They were doing the tequila bit but eyeballing the lemon and snorting the salt with a straw.

skully wrote:

vilkrang wrote:A month of meth could spice things up.

How do you keep those youthful good looks, vilks, with all that vile poison you apparently snort or pour into your body?

To be brutally honest, I've never tried Meth, heroin or crack. So basically when I said I was "up for anything" that wasn't quite true.

I only hit the powder a few times a year (generally around new years and my birthday in Feb) so thankfully that hasn't taken it's toll (yet ).

And f**k off Dello, I still get ID'd for booze and they always look surprised (and if she is fit I bring out the cheesy smile that Danny likes so much).

Incidentally for anyone interested, drink sh!t loads of water, it's the only thing I can think of that I do differently to most people.... I must drink about 20 pints a day and usually 10 of those are water.

That and as Danny said, I'm only 26...

Ah f**k my balls, someone hit me up with some of the good sh!t overnight, thank you whoever that was. I have plenty to share around today so will sort you out boss, promise.

Brass Monkey wrote:

Dello wrote:Like you're not thinking about doing it now...

I remember snorting a bottle of vile fruit punch once upon a when too. It had a strong alcoholic content but tasted putrid. However, some bright spark remember reading about mad Russians snorting vodka and a new style of drinking was thus born.

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Never again.

Aye, I actually was trying not to sound too mental, but I've done it. It's f*cking grim. Did it again about 3 years ago (after a 10 year sabbatical), was as bad as ever but I'm getting a little buzz thinking about it. My mate had to top me, of course, so he eyeballed it - something I'll never do, that's f*cking insane. I'd never heard of it until Kevin and Perry, reckon they started it.

taipan wrote:Can remember being on a conference with some advertising chicks. They were doing the tequila bit but eyeballing the lemon and snorting the salt with a straw.

Eyes?! No, not the eyes! Anywhere but the eyes!

Oh, and the grimmest thing I've snorted was some actual sherbert.

Nothing on Dello's polo mints, but you've got to start somewhere.

Dello wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

Dello wrote:Like you're not thinking about doing it now...

I remember snorting a bottle of vile fruit punch once upon a when too. It had a strong alcoholic content but tasted putrid. However, some bright spark remember reading about mad Russians snorting vodka and a new style of drinking was thus born.

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Never again.

Aye, I actually was trying not to sound too mental, but I've done it. It's f*cking grim. Did it again about 3 years ago (after a 10 year sabbatical), was as bad as ever but I'm getting a little buzz thinking about it. My mate had to top me, of course, so he eyeballed it - something I'll never do, that's f*cking insane. I'd never heard of it until Kevin and Perry, reckon they started it.

taipan wrote:Can remember being on a conference with some advertising chicks. They were doing the tequila bit but eyeballing the lemon and snorting the salt with a straw.

Eyes?! No, not the eyes! Anywhere but the eyes!

I remember "Eyeball Paul" from Kevin and Perry go large used to drink vodka through his eye, after which he screamed "Twat". One of the only good things about that film.

Skully's doomed month of Meh has started with a lazy thousand posts in four days.

Which, if my calculations are correct, means we're on for over a thousand posts for the month.

vilkrang wrote:

Dello wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:

Dello wrote:Like you're not thinking about doing it now...

I remember snorting a bottle of vile fruit punch once upon a when too. It had a strong alcoholic content but tasted putrid. However, some bright spark remember reading about mad Russians snorting vodka and a new style of drinking was thus born.

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Never again.

Aye, I actually was trying not to sound too mental, but I've done it. It's f*cking grim. Did it again about 3 years ago (after a 10 year sabbatical), was as bad as ever but I'm getting a little buzz thinking about it. My mate had to top me, of course, so he eyeballed it - something I'll never do, that's f*cking insane. I'd never heard of it until Kevin and Perry, reckon they started it.

taipan wrote:Can remember being on a conference with some advertising chicks. They were doing the tequila bit but eyeballing the lemon and snorting the salt with a straw.

Eyes?! No, not the eyes! Anywhere but the eyes!

I remember "Eyeball Paul" from Kevin and Perry go large used to drink vodka through his eye, after which he screamed "Twat". One of the only good things about that film.

I've never seen it. Suspect I never will.

Other things I'll never do: drink through my eye.

Well, I've found a clip, and it looks even sh!tter than I remembered, but if you skip to about 53 seconds you can see eyeball Paul doing his thing:

taipan wrote:Can remember being on a conference with some advertising chicks. They were doing the tequila bit but eyeballing the lemon and snorting the salt with a straw.

F*ck that, I'd rather do alcohol than either of those two in the vicinities.

Or just do the advertising chicks.

With my eye? I'm sure even vergeen isn't good for les yeux.

taipan wrote:Can remember being on a conference with some advertising chicks. They were doing the tequila bit but eyeballing the lemon and snorting the salt with a straw.

...oh dear that sounds like Nige has been visiting certain sites


...again

Dello wrote:Skully's doomed month of Meh has started with a lazy thousand posts in four days.

Excellent work. Pleased to hear it.

think the batty v taips imbroglio helped the count - if not the quality

yeah - though I missed said imbroglio - it's all a bit like dreamteam points when they're kicking across the half back line from one side to the other and back to wind the clock down

sage...cue gazza, thomas, del santo, et al

tho the batty v taips blue had the interest of watching grass grow until they both got into a right tizz

Fred Nerk wrote:yeah - though I missed said imbroglio - it's all a bit like dreamteam points when they're kicking across the half back line from one side to the other and back to wind the clock down

Yeah! Apart from the picture posting thing it was pretty lame. Though if I was Taips I would've tried to do a Freddy Kreuger thing.

taips reaction was one of the great flounces...he copped what he deserves

I can imagine Digger from the Coodabeens watching what's going on and screaming down the phone, 'that Taips - he don't like it uppim Tony!'

precisely Fred...there are a few other FB'ers who could parallel some of the coulsabeen characters