Re: IPL Thread 2011

by skully Tue 17 May 2011, 11:24

Aditya wrote:Can't wait for a longer, year round IPL frankly. Would be PMSL if and when turd competitions like county cricket is rescheduled to accommodate the IPL.

Troll on Trolly McTroll.

by Brass Monkey Tue 17 May 2011, 11:38

I found the comment particularly unimaginative, hence a lack of rebuttal. I was going to post an article on how tench fish apparently can help with deafness, but I realised it was all in my head.

by Aditya Tue 17 May 2011, 11:40

skully wrote:
Aditya wrote:Can't wait for a longer, year round IPL frankly. Would be PMSL if and when turd competitions like county cricket is rescheduled to accommodate the IPL.
Troll on Trolly McTroll.

Having a sook little princess?

You'll appreciate that I am merely echoing the sentiments of millions of fans who cannot have enough of IPL. Not to mention your precious players who love nothing more than whoring themselves before the Indian audience.

Roll on the good times!

Wink

by skully Wed 18 May 2011, 00:47

What a fly-blown arseclown you are, Aditya.

Nice to see Gilly's still got it, smashing a 55 ball ton overnight.

by Red Wed 18 May 2011, 09:08

skully wrote:What a fly-blown arseclown you are, Aditya.

Nice to see Gilly's still got it, smashing a 55 ball ton overnight.

Let's put this into context, he's struggled mightily for most of the tournament but smashed two heard offs and the incomparably awful Langeveldt and van der Wath around the park. Smile

by skully Wed 18 May 2011, 09:53

No need to piss on a worthy achievement, Red. shrug

by JGK Wed 18 May 2011, 10:19

Can't have been too many 200 run T20 partnerships before.

by The One Wed 18 May 2011, 10:26

none actually

by Red Wed 18 May 2011, 12:18

Warne has been fined 50k for his stoush with an IPL administrator.

by skully Wed 18 May 2011, 12:25

So Warnie's still got it, as well.

by Red Wed 18 May 2011, 12:28

http://www.espncricinfo.com/indian-premier-league-2011/content/current/story/515445.html

Ratings plunging for this super truncated form of the game. Not the cash cow some might have expected to keep bloating. CA is compromising the SS for this.

by JKLever Wed 18 May 2011, 12:31

It's far too long hence suffers from World Cup syndrome.

by skully Wed 18 May 2011, 12:39

Bannies having no clue, and milking something out of existence - whodathunkit?

by taipan Wed 18 May 2011, 13:26

skully wrote:No need to piss on a worthy achievement, Red.

Was just another poor SA bashing attempt.

At least she's stopped the Smith is gay crap.

by skully Fri 20 May 2011, 20:20

Tidy 3-19 and 89* for Watto in Warnie's farewell game. TGM's final IPL wicket was Sosh!t Sharma.

by skully Wed 25 May 2011, 12:19

Fark me, is this sh!t still going? When's the Final? Christmas?? Shocked

by Nath Wed 25 May 2011, 13:03

I think it's due the same day as the rapture (for real this time)

by skully Wed 25 May 2011, 13:07

Has anyone shot that stoopid qunt yet? Did I hear right that some of his drone disciples quit their jobs and spent all their money prior to the recent end of the world date? FFS.

by JKLever Wed 25 May 2011, 16:58

Finally, The Dustcart can stop picking splinters out of his arse!

by skully Sun 29 May 2011, 00:07

At least Paris and Bubbles got something other than raw cash out of this interminable sh!tfest.

by Nath Sun 29 May 2011, 03:27

yay, it's over!!!!

by Zat Sun 29 May 2011, 03:37

Nath wrote:yay, it's over!!!!

Over? Snigger.

The Board for the Corruption of Cricket from India has almost certianly decided that the 'Champions' League t20 tournament this year will be expanded from the previous 10 teams to 12 teams. Of course, they'll do this not by just allocating 2 more spots, oh no, to do this, a 'qualifier' will now take place, with four teams (Sri Lanka, West Indies, New Zealand, and the fourth-placed IPL team) playing an additional tournament before the 'Champions' League 'proper' starts.

Because there isn't too much t20 being played already... Rolling Eyes

by Henry Sun 29 May 2011, 06:06

I did not watch one single game this year.

by Nath Sun 29 May 2011, 06:18

Zat wrote:
Nath wrote:yay, it's over!!!!
Over? Snigger.

The Board for the Corruption of Cricket from India has almost certianly decided that the 'Champions' League t20 tournament this year will be expanded from the previous 10 teams to 12 teams. Of course, they'll do this not by just allocating 2 more spots, oh no, to do this, a 'qualifier' will now take place, with four teams (Sri Lanka, West Indies, New Zealand, and the fourth-placed IPL team) playing an additional tournament before the 'Champions' League 'proper' starts.

Because there isn't too much t20 being played already...

rigging it to get the extra IPL team in... did the teams receive their cash from last year's comp yet?

by skully Sun 29 May 2011, 06:22

Henry wrote:I did not watch one single game this year.

I did not watch one single ball this year, other than the odd snippet shown on the Nooz, usually a Crystal tonk out of the ground.

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