Re: England v West Indies, 2nd Test, Trent Bridge, 25-29 May, 2012

by Brass Monkey Wed 30 May 2012, 17:32

Let's hope we see him and Sachin shaking hands, that's the only way to stop the lies Wink

by LeFromage Wed 30 May 2012, 17:58

They need to both be in a lift to make sure.

by Brass Monkey Wed 30 May 2012, 18:06

by LeFromage Wed 30 May 2012, 18:23

I think there's a different gravity inside elevators. It's particularly harsh on short people.

by Brass Monkey Wed 30 May 2012, 18:39

It makes sense, especially after the whole 'altitude penis' revelation Laughing

by kkf Wed 30 May 2012, 19:26

Red wrote:I think the five feet five is inflated in the way that footballers make theirs up. One of the females on that tour said she was definitely five feet four((measured professionally) and she was taller than him. Anyway I still think that it must be hard for someone so short as a lot of the balls which are comfortable height for many players he has to fend at. I notice that taller bowlers like Broad who obviously generate good bounce clearly trouble him. The lack of application could also be a valid point.

Well he scored a century on debut in Australia vs an attack comprising Hilfenhaus, Siddle, Johnson and Watson. When in form he typically cuts it well. I'm not sure I buy your argument about height. I just think he lost his confidence coming back from injury.

by LeFromage Wed 30 May 2012, 20:05

Is it any wonder he lost confidence with everyone who gets into a lift with him taking the piss out of his height?

by taipan Wed 30 May 2012, 20:14

Maybe he was eying Red's tits.

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