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by skully Mon 12 Feb 2018, 21:38

MrK objects to riff raff parking in his suburb

"RESIDENTS of a street in Mosman have engaged in a war of words over a Winnebago after one disgruntled local plastered a note on the windscreen telling the owner of the campervan it was an “embarrassment”.

Dannielle Miller poster a series of photos to Twitter detailing the written exchanges, herself commenting “This is peak Mosman”."

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by skully Tue 20 Feb 2018, 06:35

The Ghanis have been giving the Zimbots a real touch up in their JAMODI series.

They won the 2 T20s easily and won the the JAMODIs 4-1 with easy wins in the 4 victories.

by skully Mon 26 Feb 2018, 04:20

Charles Woolley's Nein 60 Minutes interview with PM Jacinda Ardern went down well in Sheepville.

"New Zealanders have criticised an interview with their prime minister, Jacinda Ardern, as “creepy” and “sexist”.

In the opening segment of the Australian current affairs show 60 Minutes , which aired on Sunday night, the veteran reporter Charles Wooley described the 37-year-old Ardern as “attractive”.
'The anti-Trump': New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern earns nickname from Vogue
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“I’ve met a lot of prime ministers in my time,” says Wooley, filmed strolling the corridors of Parliament House with Ardern, the camera pulling in for a close-up on Ardern’s smiling face. “But none so young, not too many so smart, and never one so attractive.”

Wooley goes on to say that like the rest of New Zealand, he is “smitten” with their prime minister, with Channel Nine describing the interview in promos as a behind-the-scenes special with a world leader “like no other”, who is “young, honest and pregnant”."

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What did they want? Hard hitting journalism that got to the root of her policies?? You're kidding!!

by Big Dog Mon 26 Feb 2018, 07:18

skully wrote:Charles Woolley's Nein 60 Minutes interview with PM Jacinda Ardern went down well in Sheepville.

"New Zealanders have criticised an interview with their prime minister, Jacinda Ardern, as “creepy” and “sexist”.

In the opening segment of the Australian current affairs show 60 Minutes , which aired on Sunday night, the veteran reporter Charles Wooley described the 37-year-old Ardern as “attractive”.
'The anti-Trump': New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern earns nickname from Vogue
Read more

“I’ve met a lot of prime ministers in my time,” says Wooley, filmed strolling the corridors of Parliament House with Ardern, the camera pulling in for a close-up on Ardern’s smiling face. “But none so young, not too many so smart, and never one so attractive.”

Wooley goes on to say that like the rest of New Zealand, he is “smitten” with their prime minister, with Channel Nine describing the interview in promos as a behind-the-scenes special with a world leader “like no other”, who is “young, honest and pregnant”."

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What did they want? Hard hitting journalism that got to the root of her policies?? You're kidding!!

Sadly we now live in an age where people 'live' to be offended as 'being offended' has now become a legitimate form of protest to certain people.

by skully Mon 26 Feb 2018, 07:21

Aye Mr Dog. Being "professionally offended" is tedious as fark.

by horace Mon 26 Feb 2018, 08:19

Yet you and Mr Dog are quick to take offence.

by skully Mon 26 Feb 2018, 09:42

Phurt. I just tell you to fark off. Wink

by horace Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:41

Hehehe. Tis a while since I received the advice on obtaining 6 asterisks.

by skully Mon 26 Feb 2018, 22:56

Get ****** horrie

by skully Wed 14 Mar 2018, 22:33

"What man would've knocked it back?"

" A passenger who was fined $700 after receiving oral sex on a train has defended his actions, asking, "What man would have knocked it back?"

Shane Brennan, 38, said he began speaking to the woman on the platform.

The father of three, from Wollongong, south of Sydney, said he agreed to have her perform oral sex on him, news.com.au reports.

"[The woman] was pretty horny and ready to go," he told Daily Mail Australia. "Toey as."

But their late-morning liaison was captured on the CCTV, and staff were waiting for the pair when the train pulled into Wollongong Railway Station.

Brennan told the Daily Mail he now regrets his actions after receiving a "bollocking" from a magistrate and having the encounter written up in the regional newspaper, and feared his partner may find out.

"As soon as the deed was done I was out of there and off ... I didn't know they had cameras all throughout the train."

The woman, who is known to police, confirmed Brennan's story."

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Jayzus, you'd never know where her mouth has been!! Cool

by skully Thu 10 May 2018, 06:18

Bannies are funny

"A man and his son have been embarrassingly paraded in “space suits” by Indian police after they were arrested for allegedly defrauding a businessman by pretending to work for NASA.

The pair allegedly convinced the businessman to buy a copper plate for US$213,156 ($285,715), which they claimed had “special properties”, police said on Wednesday.

Police told Indian media the men passed off the metal plate as a “rare piece of copper”, which they said was “struck by thunderbolt” giving the ability to attract rice.

They allegedly told their investor piece of metal could be sold to NASA and India’s space agency for around US$5.5 billion ($7.4 billion), BBC reported."

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Really boys?? Rolling Eyes

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by WideWally Thu 26 Jul 2018, 15:58

Imran Khan declares victory.

Nothing official yet.

by taipan Thu 26 Jul 2018, 19:53

WideWally wrote:Imran Khan declares victory.

Nothing official yet.

Sandpaper?

by taipan Thu 09 Aug 2018, 00:01

I was so offended by Boris Johnson's ignorant comments about the Burka, I decided to write him a strongly worded letter But when I tried to post it, the letterbox screamed at me.

by Bradman Thu 09 Aug 2018, 00:27

Tacky taips, very tacky. Boris is a real life, walking, talking living example of WMP.

by skully Thu 09 Aug 2018, 02:01

Pooh banned in China due to alleged resemblance to President Xi Jinping

"Disney's new Winnie the Pooh movie has been banned from release in China amid an ongoing clampdown on the much-loved children's book character.
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While China provides no reason for the films it doesn't select for its theatres, it's an unlikely coincidence that it comes after opponents have likened the bear's appearance to Mr Xi and have used Pooh as a symbol of resistance.

A range of internet jokes, including memes and gifs of the honey-loving bear, have been removed from Chinese social media."

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Really? How very precious of the Chinese leader and his minders.

by Bradman Thu 09 Aug 2018, 02:14

Does anyone in Earth resrmble Pooh?

by skully Thu 09 Aug 2018, 03:57

Bucky?

by Bradman Thu 09 Aug 2018, 04:18

Not real classy skulls. True but still.

by skully Thu 09 Aug 2018, 04:59

Phurt. The Buckster was widely known as our resident bucket o' shit during his crazier days.

by Bradman Thu 09 Aug 2018, 05:03

Yeah but he was fun and made some Good points. Not really Well sold admittedly but he tried.

by taipan Thu 09 Aug 2018, 07:07

Nah, the original joke was what is the difference between Bucky and a bucket of shit?

by Bradman Thu 09 Aug 2018, 09:24

OK I forgot about that but he meant well

by skully Thu 09 Aug 2018, 13:01

Meant well??? He was a turdburgling shitstirrier of the highest order. And ultra stoopid to boot.

by Bradman Thu 09 Aug 2018, 13:07

Fark skulls It's a Good thing baby jesus loves you.

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