Australia v Sri Lanka, 2nd ODI, Adelaide, 13 January, 2013

Nice straight drive by Beatle.

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Aus really struggling with Kooler and Gash's dinky little swingers and cutters.

Aye. Bodes well for Hughes batting at 3 in the Ashes

You just know we'll be bagging the shit out of him until the 4th Test, when he gets dropped.

Nikki has a "FFS" look on his face as one jags back.

skully wrote:Slats talking some rare sense re: Uzzy's omission.

What's he saying?

I can see Nikki having one spear between bat and pad here.

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Slats talking some rare sense re: Uzzy's omission.

What's he saying?

"They left him out because he's black."

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Slats talking some rare sense re: Uzzy's omission.

What's he saying?

Pretty much what you said. "What was Bernie thinking, and what do they hope to achieve?"

Henry wrote:

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:Slats talking some rare sense re: Uzzy's omission.

What's he saying?

"They left him out because he's black."

Presumably Bailey had a say in it as the ODI captain?

JGK wrote:Presumably Bailey had a say in it as the ODI captain?

i doubt it. Why would he want to change a winning combination.

Isn't the captain on the NSP?

On paper, this looks one of the worst teams we've ever put on the park. Tail starts at 5, lots of untried bowlers, and apparently SF is gonna bowl his leg spin. FFS.

The weird thing is that they told Ussy he needed to improve his fielding, and after his sharp run out the other night, it would appear he HAS improved.

They just desperately love Steve Smith and his slightly retarded looking face, and social services has obviously threatened to take him away from the Australian team unless they treat him better.

Nice tonk by Beatle caught by the dude on the fence.

Henry wrote:The weird thing is that they told Ussy he needed to improve his fielding, and after his sharp run out the other night, it would appear he HAS improved.

They just desperately love Steve Smith and his slightly retarded looking face, and social services has obviously threatened to take him away from the Australian team unless they treat him better.

"Slightly". FMD - he's full blown Down syndrome.

Nice cut shot from Nikki.

Now a lovely punch through cover off the back foot.

skully wrote:On paper, this looks one of the worst teams we've ever put on the park. Tail starts at 5, lots of untried bowlers, and apparently SF is gonna bowl his leg spin. FFS.

Hard to think of any worse one to be honest. Not a single high class international player among them.

Oh come on. They'll still beat the hapless Lankans.

JGK wrote:Isn't the captain on the NSP?

I could be wrong but Invers doesnt strike me as someone who would take too much advice from anyone.

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:On paper, this looks one of the worst teams we've ever put on the park. Tail starts at 5, lots of untried bowlers, and apparently SF is gonna bowl his leg spin. FFS.

Hard to think of any worse one to be honest. Not a single high class international player among them.

Not even Haddit?

I've always liked this picture

Slinga bowling half-track pies ATM.

And he gets a wicket with a half-track pie. Unlucky, Beatle hit it well.

How predictable. Pick no batsmen, then we collapse.