South Africa v Pakistan, 3rd Test, Centurion, 22-26 February, 2013

taipan wrote:And last week some said SA had No bowling depth.

Allan Donald the bowling coach actually.

http://zeenews.india.com/sports/cricket/allan-donald-admits-lack-of-depth-in-proteas-fast-bowling-stocks_756427.html

Suppose he's worth a nice tits from you too!

Amazing stuff from the youngster Abbott, the Pakistani batsmen just couldn't handle the bounce plus this has to be the weakest tail since some of the English teams of the 1990s.
Also, very nice to see Rahat Ali picking 6 wickets. Rahat is class and should be permanent member of the team now

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Whoa gents, let's not get in the way of PP and SG.

I see Abbott's just got a wicket.

Looks like he's doing better than the corpulent Pieveldt.

Not sure SA really does need five bowlers to dismiss Pakistan, especially when it means that Elgar is coming in at #6. Pakistan has thrown away a solid start which is hardly surprising.

Nice tits red.

So another batsman ahead of Pieveldt who averages forty-eight wouldn't have been prudent?

Since we have enforced the folllow on, no.

You must really try amd do something to improve your understanding of cricket. Believing everything you read in the papers just isn't working.

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:And last week some said SA had No bowling depth.

Allan Donald the bowling coach actually.

http://zeenews.india.com/sports/cricket/allan-donald-admits-lack-of-depth-in-proteas-fast-bowling-stocks_756427.html

Suppose he's worth a nice tits from you too!

You really must try and complete your comprehension 101 course.

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:

Red wrote:

Brass Monkey wrote:Whoa gents, let's not get in the way of PP and SG.

I see Abbott's just got a wicket.

Looks like he's doing better than the corpulent Pieveldt.

Not sure SA really does need five bowlers to dismiss Pakistan, especially when it means that Elgar is coming in at #6. Pakistan has thrown away a solid start which is hardly surprising.

Nice tits red.

So another batsman ahead of the corpulent Pieveldt who averages forty-eight wouldn't have been prudent?

Since we have enforced the folllow on, no.

You must really try amd do something to improve your understanding of cricket. Believing everything you read in the papers just isn't working.

And you really think that the same wouldn't have occurred without Pieveldt's 0/48 incidentally at a more profligate rate than his mates?

Carry on, your ignorance is showing more and more.

Old Kyle Abbott's at it again. Good job coz Pieveldt is slinging custard.

This Pak lot are akin to Bangladesh in batting fortitude.

Brass Monkey wrote:Old Kyle Abbott's at it again. Good job coz Pieveldt is slinging custard.

This Pak lot are akin to Bangladesh in batting fortitude.

A shoe in to the Aussie team then?

Nay lad.. They have much better.

Never mind Pieveldt - most of the Pakistan batsmen should rename themselves Mustafa Kleinmoed.

Or Ahmed Ron Khubbard.

As Pieveldt cleans out Miserable Hack.

Will probably get a mIchelle with Red's backup.

PeterCS wrote:Never mind Pieveldt - most of the Pakistan batsmen should rename themselves Mustafa Kleinmoed.

Or Ahmed Ron Khubbard.

or Ahmed a Mishtuq

As crumbly as a squashed bag of Wotsits.

As spirited as a raspberry tart.

Flat track bullies. Sherberts. Weak tea. Weak wee. Crying like an onion walking crooked like a bunion. They tuck their willies between their legs and pretend to be girls. They're too busy thinking about their camels.

taipan wrote:As Pieveldt cleans out Miserable Hack.

Will probably get a mIchelle with Red's backup.

Only another 3 needed.

Brass Monkey wrote:Flat track bullies. Sherberts. Weak tea. Weak wee. Crying like an onion walking crooked like a bunion. They tuck their willies between their legs and pretend to be girls. They're too busy thinking about their camels.

Love your subtlety.

Bring back Aamer Sohail.

He could fend them off, Grace-like, with his starch-stiffened beard.

Well, Pieveldt is getting wickets, so it just can't be good.

are you thinking of anwar? sohail never had a beard

taipan wrote:As Pieveldt cleans out Miserable Hack.

Will probably get a mIchelle with Red's backup.

Well he's not as good as Pattinson, Siddle or Starc. Like to see him bowling to Dhoni in India rather than the Pak hacks; it's a bit different to the tracks in SA but he still averages north of forty anyway.

The One wrote:are you thinking of anwar? sohail never had a beard

You all look the same to him. He gets a bit racial around springtime.

Hackistan is excelling itself here.

Red wrote:

taipan wrote:As Pieveldt cleans out Miserable Hack.

Will probably get a mIchelle with Red's backup.

Well he's not as good as Pattinson, Siddle or Starc. Like to see him bowling to Dhoni in India rather than the Pak hacks; it's a bit different to the tracks in SA but he still averages north of forty anyway.

Aus in playing Dhoni into form shock.

Burrrrhhhhh, yes.

I was too desperate to propose a Pakistani batsman with spirit as well as skill - got my lines crossed.