Re: The EPL thread (II)

[Makaveli]

via helpful 'in-the-pocket' referees with weak spines ...

Hey Merlo i suggest you watch MOTD tonight, Arsenal got a very lucky pen.....

[Lara Lara Laughs]

[Makaveli]

United trounce Newcastle 6-0, best player in the world gets a hat trick 22 for the season and my FF team pick up bucket loads of points.

[Merlin]

via helpful 'in-the-pocket' referees with weak spines ...

Hey Merlo i suggest you watch MOTD tonight, Arsenal got a very lucky pen.....

yeah I heard Mak -

Bollux - drawing against the bloody Brummers whilst the Scum wiped the crap that is Newcastle.
What a time to have the Toon match - rudderless, managerless, powerless, clueless and total crap anyway.
Lucky Scum !!!

[skully]

Jebus, that was some impressive lead up and finishing work by Man U. And the Gunners could only manage a draw v Birmingham. Oh well, still a long way to go. Unfortunately, the Evil Empire seems to be getting better each week.

Oh and BTW, where is Big Sammy likely to head to next after the Geordies flicked him?

[The Don99]

Oh and BTW, where is Big Sammy likely to head to next after the Geordies flicked him?

Anfield to replace Benitez. We can only hope

[Basil]

Jebus, that was some impressive lead up and finishing work by Man U. And the Gunners could only manage a draw v Birmingham. Oh well, still a long way to go. Unfortunately, the Evil Empire seems to be getting better each week.

Oh and BTW, where is Big Sammy likely to head to next after the Geordies flicked him?

With a reported £4 million payoff, he 's likely to take his time.

[JKLever]

Nice work if you can get it.

[skully]

Oh and BTW, where is Big Sammy likely to head to next after the Geordies flicked him?

With a reported £4 million payoff, he 's likely to take his time.

Fark, no wonder clubs can get into financial strife.

[Basil]

Oh and BTW, where is Big Sammy likely to head to next after the Geordies flicked him?

With a reported £4 million payoff, he 's likely to take his time.

Fark, no wonder clubs can get into financial strife.

It's a different world!

[Geoffrey Trueman]

and my FF team pick up bucket loads of points.

Aye, fair play to you Mak. But come on, while you might be too far in front to catch I think the YOWG 102 points I scored this week is a mighty darn good effort... even if I say so myself.

[Makaveli]

and my FF team pick up bucket loads of points.

Aye, fair play to you Mak. But come on, while you might be too far in front to catch I think the YOWG 102 points I scored this week is a mighty darn good effort... even if I say so myself.

Aye thats a great effort, highest score i've seen from our league anyway, he picked the perfect team this round.

[Makaveli]

Could even get a few more with Benjani playing tomorrow too.

[PearlJ]

United trounce Newcastle 6-0, best player in the world gets a hat trick 22 for the season and my FF team pick up bucket loads of points.

Yup, seems so. Ronaldinho and Kaka seem to have gone off the boil recently.

[Geoffrey Trueman]

Could even get a few more with Benjani playing tomorrow too.

I won't hold my breath. Benjani is one of those players that falls into the 'McCarthy' category, over-hyped. But unlike McCarthy, Benjani hasn't got his head wedged up his own arse and doesn't think he's better than he really is. He's certainly better than he was last season, but Paul Mersons description of him last season still holds true. For the most part the poor lad's hopeless and couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo!

Btw, me and a few mates were in the pub today and we were compiling a most obnoxious Premier League XI. Some of the positions were a bit dubious but we came up with this lot.

Lehman

Neville
Carvallho
Ferdinand
Ebhoue

Ronaldo
Diouff
Mikkel
Bellamy

McCarthy
Drogba

Subs

Cole J
Cole A
Terry
Hunt

Pass me the rifle.

[Paul Keating]

Does Bellamy captain the all-time team, Trueman?

[Geoffrey Trueman]

Does Bellamy captain the all-time team, Trueman?

On past events he probably deserves it, with the overly large lipped Diouff running him a close second. But given the bit part Bellamy is playing at the moment and Diouff seemingly turning over a new leaf, I'd be inclined to give it to any one of the others. They all have varying degrees of twatishness based on different things, and depending on your own personel pet hate each of them deserves to be captain. Myself I hate 'divers' and 'simulation' and players that are guilty of something and whinge and whine like little girls when the same thing happens to them. Which in this case narrows it down to any one of the 15... oh, sod it. While I hate all of them with a passion and would blissfully pish on them all if they were on fire. Right now Drogba and Carvallho are the ones that get on my tits the most. Unlike the others, I know Drogba isn't guilty of any serious foul play, but, for a bloke that's built like a heavyweight boxer his penchant for falling over and whinging like a little girl at the slightest physical contact seriously does my head in.

[Makaveli]

I'm sorry but you have missed out Robbie Savage the king of twatishness and J Terry should be in the first team.

[Eric Air Emu]

Who was lucky enough to have Ronaldo in their team? 42 points - kerching!

Just like to say Italian football on channel 5 is ace just for the Italian female Cher lookalike-ish presenter who makes Gabby Logan look like Brian Glanville. Most cynical use of eyecandy I've seen outside of Iain Dowie on MOTD.

[spangler]

She's brilliant at reading the autocue though...

Makes Georgie Thompson look like Phil Thompson.

[LeFromage]

Makes Georgie Thompson look like Phil Thompson.

Oh, that's a horrible image I won't be able to shake.

Another fantasy ruined.

[Geoffrey Trueman]

I'm sorry but you have missed out Robbie Savage the king of twatishness and J Terry should be in the first team.

Don't you think Robbie is yesterdays news? Besides, I quite like Robbie. Unlike the others he doesn't take himself too seriously and is more than happy to take the Michael out of himself. I agree about Terry though, he would be a regular starter in a 3-5-2 formation, probably as captain as well.

I don't know whether you noticed but I had a few sherbets last night and they seriously affected my memory. I mean, what 'most obnoxious Premier League XI' would be complete without that misunderstood little scamp Joey Barton, eh?

Revised team.

Lehman

Ferdinand
Terry
Carvallho

Mikkel

Ebhoue
Barton
Diouff
Ronaldo

Bellamy

Drogba

Subs
A Cole
J Cole
Neville
Hunt
Savage
McCarthy
A Ferdinand

Manager - A Ferguson

[ojitarian]

I'm sorry but you have missed out Robbie Savage the king of twatishness and J Terry should be in the first team.

Don't you think Robbie is yesterdays news? Besides, I quite like Robbie. Unlike the others he doesn't take himself too seriously and is more than happy to take the Michael out of himself. I agree about Terry though, he would be a regular starter in a 3-5-2 formation, probably as captain as well.

I don't know whether you noticed but I had a few sherbets last night and they seriously affected my memory. I mean, what 'most obnoxious Premier League XI' would be complete without that misunderstood little scamp Joey Barton, eh?

Revised team.

Lehman

Ferdinand
Terry
Carvallho

Mikkel

Ebhoue
Barton
Diouff
Ronaldo

Bellamy

Drogba

Subs
A Cole
J Cole
Neville
Hunt
Savage
McCarthy
A Ferdinand

Manager - A Ferguson

No Lee Bowyer?

[JKLever]

All is forgiven Paul Robinson!

[JKLever]

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