Skully in the waughs - there goes the post count

Why blitz his annual for that. Can't he work from home. Best gig ever.

G.Wood wrote:I think he has to take it has Annual leave - not compo

So is taking 10 weeks annual?

one less knuckle to be dragged along the ground I guess..and given the amount of knuckleheads who have contibuted to this thread he wont miss one

JGK wrote:

G.Wood wrote:

JGK wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Home from hospital and he seems in goodish spirits (Ashes still trumping injury)

Top of index finger from last knuckle gone. Most of the bird finger was saved.

Right hand, so he has to relearn his wiping skills

Last knuckle is the one closest to the finger nail right?

Yep, he said he has 75% of the finger

Is skully one of those people with 4 knuckles?

stop applying pinko maths to skully's finger ...you'll give it an infection

Maybe skully can reinvent himself as a Jack Iverson style mystery spinner now.

not if he applies meths to his pinkie

JGK wrote:Maybe skully can reinvent himself as a Jack Iverson style mystery spinner now.

I was thinking of Dainty Ironmonger who also lost the top of his finger.

G.Wood wrote:Home from hospital and he seems in goodish spirits (Ashes still trumping injury)

Top of index finger from last knuckle gone. Most of the bird finger was saved.

Right hand, so he has to relearn his wiping skills

F*cking hell, skully, you maniac. Get well soon mate. Or what's left of you.

I hate you guys.   

Typing slowly with left hand.

Details - was trying to do a big firewood job too quickly - cutting paling fence panels up on a saw table. Blade jammed momentarily and kicked. Next thing I'm looking at a very mangled 1st 2 fingers mixed up in a shredded glove. Basically disintegrated the top knuckle in those 2 fingers. Not grouse.

Doc did great job to hopefully save top of middle finger (sans top knuckle) by sacrificing top of index finger (scabbing the bone to splice). Risk of infection high, so my place of work off limits for next 3 weeks.

Hopeful end result - middle finger a few mm shorter but only one knuckle, index finger an inch shorter. Short term - slower typing and left hand fapping.

Moral - Don't fark with  

Shit, man. Happy Christmas.

I guess the maximum you can give anyone in your player ratings is 8/10 now.

But seriously, that sounds rough. Sending you good vibes from the heart of my bottom.

Cheers D, and to other well wishing FBers. I'll survive. Just a bit slow at the keyboard for the moment.  

Bad news, but - it could have been worse.

A hippy mate of my brother's was doing some circular saw work while working in some sort of caftan arrangement, which drifted too close to the blade, and slowly drew him in.

He managed to save the sausage, but burned an egg ... just stopping the blade before lapsing into a coma.

My toes curl just thinking about it.

Yeah, I had a registrar telling me some of the gruesome things he's seen in Emergency (as he was photographing my mangled fingers for his students!!) in an effort to cheer me up.

skully wrote:Cheers D, and to other well wishing FBers. I'll survive. Just a bit slow at the keyboard for the moment.  

That's all right. We all remember the period when vilks only posted in consonants. 2008-2014.

In the end, legible or not, it all goes on the post count. And that's all that really matters.

lardbucket wrote:Bad news, but - it could have been worse.

A hippy mate of my brother's was doing some circular saw work while working in some sort of caftan arrangement, which drifted too close to the blade, and slowly drew him in.

He managed to save the sausage, but burned an egg ... just stopping the blade before lapsing into a coma.

My toes curl just thinking about it.

F*ckkkkk!!!

Weird that your toes curled. My frank and beans retracted into my abdomen.

 

Dello wrote:

skully wrote:Cheers D, and to other well wishing FBers. I'll survive. Just a bit slow at the keyboard for the moment.  

That's all right. We all remember the period when vilks only posted in consonants.

wasn't that Smerk?

lardbucket wrote:

Dello wrote:

skully wrote:Cheers D, and to other well wishing FBers. I'll survive. Just a bit slow at the keyboard for the moment.  

That's all right. We all remember the period when vilks only posted in consonants.

wasn't that Smerk?

That was just the Welsh village he lives in.

lllwwwwxwwwctly

skully wrote: 

You might have to photoshop that particular emoticon   

Good to see you back on deck.   

embee wrote:

Local butcher?

Good to know you are back in one piece, Skulls! Well, MOST of you!   

As Lardy said - be careful with that saw, Eugene.

We don't want any more Sydney Circular Saw Massacres.

Jesus bru - that's still pretty bad, regardless. Sorry for your fingers man - that'd be a right f*cker to get used to. No more archery either. Shit.

Get well soon skulldo.