Australia v England, 5th Test, Sydney, 3-7 January, 2014

Horrie is playing the part of Ted?

Did Ted flog a dead Trigger?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

'One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's orse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to see it was still there at half past four
And as he leapt down from his van hot blood thru his veins did course
And he ran across to Ernie's cart and didn't arf kick is orse

(Oose name was Trigger
And he PULLED the fastest milkcart in the West....etc etc)'

So Trigger was Ernie's horse, not Teds.

A couple of random observations from my extensive research

a) TFFYoutube

b) When BH sings about Sue the widow in Linley Lane at no 22, he sounds uncannily like Richie.

c) The part about poor Ernie cashing his chips when he copped an eyeful of concrete-reinforced stale pork pie crust, is absolutely believable.

So Ernie was actually Roy Rogers?

So, Australia beat a collective of retards, nice boys, soft lads and much maligned Johnny Foreigners? Who gives a bibble.

Almost everyone but the Poms.

Fred Nerk wrote:'One lunchtime Ted saw Ernie's orse and cart outside her door
It drove him mad to see it was still there at half past four
And as he leapt down from his van hot blood thru his veins did course
And he ran across to Ernie's cart and didn't arf kick is orse

(Oose name was Trigger
And he PULLED the fastest milkcart in the West....etc etc)'

So Trigger was Ernie's horse, not Teds.

A couple of random observations from my extensive research

a) TFFYoutube

b) When BH sings about Sue the widow in Linley Lane at no 22, he sounds uncannily like Richie.

c) The part about poor Ernie cashing his chips when he copped an eyeful of concrete-reinforced stale pork pie crust, is absolutely believable.

Was it Ted's crusty pie, or Sue's?

Richie?

So Sue bowelledeeem! ?


It must have been Ted's. He didn't "do" sloppy ones.