Which was worse?

So? Would've said Beefy's appendage in normal circumstances, but would even stare at them for 6 hours if that meant escaping India's batting efforts.

I voted 2014 England. I bet Beefy's meat-and-two can bat and bowl better than the Indian team combined.

And won't fold inside of two sessions.

And I'm sick and tired of looking at 11 dicks all the time.

I voted Beefy's cock which resembled a swathe of wrung-out chamois leather that had just dried off a sh*t splattered car.

Nothing - ever - can be any worse than that  ....








(Trudges off to find Vomit Corner)

I don't know about Beefy's cock, but I'd say the Ashes 2013/14 was worse than anything. In terms of an Indian whooping, I'd say 2011. Had that been 5 Tests, it would have been 5-0. It was close at times, but inevitably it was a thrashing. At least India won one and drew one this time around.

Dan's logic is sound. I went for 2011.

This recent Indian effort reminds me of Aus's Ashes 85 campaign. All square at 1-1 after 4 Tests, then we got rogered merrily by Gooch, Gower and Ellison for consecutive innings defeats.

Where is the banindia option?

Having now seen the i-Gen thread, I understand t's last option!!

I dont suppose an effigy would be apt

Bumping my own thread and all, but is this the worst ever England performance against India? Decent in the first test, but haven't looked like getting India out for a reasonable total since then. Quite abject.

May have to go back to 86 to get something comparably awful.

Beefy.