For Essex, things get worse and worse...

Now look, FFS... Qunty McQunt signs for us.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/17178327

Woe. Well we are the crims now I guess...

Siddle, he's not all squinty and cheating, bowls legally most of the time.

Poor decision to have him for T20, though.

What's the point of Poider Siddle? In the T20s, like? Lardy may have said this.

kudos to essex in this signing...the guy is as honest as the day is long

He's no oil painting, but he is a quality acquisition by Essex for the CC.


Errrr ........

The most punchable county signs the most kickable face.

phurt...the axeman's face already looks like it has copped the blunt end of the axe

Oh BTW Lever, I don't know if you've noticed but not only does horace have this ridiculous crush on Siddle, but even if you give him half an opportunity he'll gush like AD does about the Americans. It's disturbing to read.

Maybe we need an ignore button with variables.

Member = horace
Key Word = Siddle..
Put post on ignore.

Brass Monkey wrote:Oh BTW Lever, I don't know if you've noticed but not only does horace have this ridiculous crush on Siddle, but even if you give him half an opportunity he'll gush like AD does about the Americans. It's disturbing to read.

Siddle man love eh? Not a pleasant thing to see.

So adoring, so lovelorn. It's sickening.

Oh FFS.

That's not even the Essex crest. What an idiot he'll feel when he realises.

embee wrote:

Somewhere deep in Victoria, Australia, an old man with a colostomy bag is dying of an ejaculation-based cardiac arrest.

Brass Monkey wrote:gush like AD does about the Americans

Danny goes way over the top, and breaches the credibility gap again ...

It's all relative... horace does nothing but bag SA, England, India and any non-Vomit state... to hear an iota of positivity and then hear it again and again, it's a massive thing. I'd even call it an uber-gush, it doesn't have to be prompted: 'graarrrr peanuts? i reckon.. rarrraggrarr... peter siddle eats a lot of ...grarrrr.. them... he'll bowl all day ararrrrarr tireless rarrr fast grrraarrrr.'

the whole concept of an old man with a colostomy, 'gushing', leaves me very cold

I never thought about it like that.

if it leaves you warm you need to stand further away

I always thought Horrie was a decent geyser myself.

All this gushing about horrie. Whodathunkit?

danny...I don't often bag Sth Africa...you seem to be confusing the country with Taips.

of course I do bag India and England a bit...and I do enjoy firing potshots across the borders at some but not all States...

but there are players I do admire from those countries and States
......erm let me see...aah yes
eg Wally Hammond, freddy, montesaurus, knott, willis, botham - from england
tlm, kapil dev, vvs, dravid, bishen bedi, prasanna etc from the bannies
now NSW players may be harder to find as most of the batsmen look like Bruce Francis and the bowlers like Johnny watkins, but I suppose I have heartily cheered McGrath, Clarke, Clark as well as the retirements of the koalas.