So, England's next coach then

Place your bets here

Alastair Cook. Or Rod Hull. Similar

A nice ox-blood red leather Chesterfield.

A mouldy kumqua?

Virginia Bottomley?

Flat Eric?

The entire works of Shakespeare, enacted in a very old church?

The smell of a warm spring breeze?

All good choices

Yorkshire say the ECB haven't approached them about Gillespie.

I think it'll be a safe, steady yes man. Mark Robinson, from the Lions - Peter Moores' protege. Or Mick Newell, current selector and perennial applicant.

Maybe Paul Farbrace will just get promoted by default. That's how they ended up with Andy Flower.

Certainly, the job gets less attractive with every self-inflected gunshot wound.

Ghastly Piles















***** runs for cover *****

Mickey Arthur

gotta be a mercedes
or a specially fitted out volgren with real leather seats and mahogany trim on the dash

Greg Shipperd is avaialable

I think Taips and Embee have come up with the right result

Shippy and Mickey would make a great co-coaching team.

How about thinking outside the square and appointing no coach. Just a bunch of trainers and leave the rest to the captain...............................oops! Just realised this is a joke thread.

Stuey Law

now that is just mean...Mickey would still fill the criteria...am sure he would enjoy applying the linament

Chuckles Berry

Johan Botha

embee wrote:Chuckles Berry

Johan Botha

I dont think that any person associated with the jellies should be considered

Greg Chappell

Shane Watson

If they can wait another month, most likely they can have Mickey M'house.

Humphrey B Bear always brought the best out of young people.

am certain Bobby Simpson would be up to it...he would help improve the fielding and running between the wickets...

of course cricket fanatic John Howard (who is still looking for gainful employment) could be considered

At least Humpers knows when to shut up....

aye ...it would be a rather taciturn press conference

No well-regarded, forward-thinking, outspoken coach with their own ideas will want the job. English cricket is a laughing stock at the moment and those with any brains and reputations to uphold will realise they are better off staying away for now.

means mickey arthurs a shoo in

or kp. now that id like to see
moores replacement?

NLWL has signed a two year extension with the Wozzies

Confirmed Clutchen phoned him about the Pom job