Re: Test cricket in Australia

by Henry Mon 21 Nov 2016, 06:54

Too much metal in his body for airport security to deal with?

by lardbucket Mon 21 Nov 2016, 06:57

Stopped at quarantine because of his colostomy bag, which set off every alarm in the state.

by embee Mon 21 Nov 2016, 07:02

only room in tozzie for one moaner

by JGK Mon 21 Nov 2016, 07:22

lardbucket wrote:absolutely ... awaiting your final report on that

For some reason, the Cloaca exhibit reminded me of Horrie.

by taipan Mon 21 Nov 2016, 07:24

JGK wrote:
lardbucket wrote:absolutely ... awaiting your final report on that

For some reason, the Cloaca exhibit reminded me of Horrie.

It didn't arrive?

by JGK Mon 21 Nov 2016, 07:26

taipan wrote:
JGK wrote:
lardbucket wrote:absolutely ... awaiting your final report on that

For some reason, the Cloaca exhibit reminded me of Horrie.

It didn't arrive?

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/05/14/11694275-poo-machine-attracts-crowds-at-australias-subversive-adult-disneyland?lite

by horace Mon 21 Nov 2016, 12:14

my bags overflow with some substance of human kindness

...could not make the trip...as explained in PMs to BD and Lardy..

by lardbucket Mon 21 Nov 2016, 20:07

Indeed. You missed some impressive rain, some depressing batting by Australia, and MONA.

by horace Mon 21 Nov 2016, 20:20

As it was the match was enough to drive one to strong drink.

by JGK Mon 21 Nov 2016, 22:01

Plenty of that in Tassie too H. I spent a couple of delightful hours whiskey tasting.

by horace Mon 21 Nov 2016, 22:39

JGK wrote:Plenty of that in Tassie too H. I spent a couple of delightful hours whiskey tasting.

Good for you. I had some aged Cuban rum...became a fan of rum while I was away...the best I tasted was a mate's 25 year old Guatemalan rum.

Pity our QBilly rum makers cannot be bothered distilling a decent drop.

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