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Post by PeterCS Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:13

Or maybe not.

Not even for testicular jokes.
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Post by lardbucket Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:16

I could probably pick a squad of 30, final selection decisions could be difficult.

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Post by MoH Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:17

What a middle order!

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Post by skully Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:59

Vawn
Athers
Warner
Warner
Faff
Warner
Wasim
Warner
Warner
Warner
Waqar
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Post by ojitarian Wed 28 Mar 2018, 17:10

Atherton
Warner
Dravid
Tendulkar
Trescothick
Du Plessis
Afridi
Imran
Wasim
Waqar
Shoaib

No keepers in there. Did Dravid or Trescothick keep from time to time?

Dishonourable mentions: Philander, Lever, Broad, Sarfraz

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Post by PeterCS Wed 28 Mar 2018, 17:40

skully wrote:Vawn
Athers
Warner
Warner
Faff
Warner
Wasim
Warner
Warner
Warner
Waqar

You're leaving too much of the bowling burden up to Davey. Do you think he is a "seamer", or something?
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Post by WideWally Wed 28 Mar 2018, 17:47

Trevor Gripper?
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Post by PeterCS Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:02

Are squirrels allowed in the team?
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Post by beamer Wed 28 Mar 2018, 19:18

As posted on the other thread - Phil Emery, Andrew Sandham... Kevin Shine perhaps (even though that action in itself is legal...)

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Post by ojitarian Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:01

beamer wrote:As posted on the other thread - Phil Emery, Andrew Sandham... Kevin Shine perhaps (even though that action in itself is legal...)
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Post by beamer Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:07

Andy Pick

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Post by taipan Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:12

ojitarian wrote:Atherton
Warner
Dravid
Tendulkar
Trescothick
Du Plessis
Afridi
Imran
Wasim
Waqar
Shoaib

No keepers in there. Did Dravid or Trescothick keep from time to time?

Dishonourable mentions: Philander, Lever, Broad, Sarfraz

No Hansie?

Dravid kept in jamodis
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Post by ojitarian Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:16

David Scrapel

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Post by ojitarian Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:17

taipan wrote:
ojitarian wrote:Atherton
Warner
Dravid
Tendulkar
Trescothick
Du Plessis
Afridi
Imran
Wasim
Waqar
Shoaib

No keepers in there. Did Dravid or Trescothick keep from time to time?

Dishonourable mentions: Philander, Lever, Broad, Sarfraz

No Hansie?

Dravid kept in jamodis

Was Hansie ever done for ball tampering? If so, he might squeeze Du Plessis out of the team

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Post by beamer Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:20

Peter Handscomb (You could use your hands, or a comb. Or just run onto the pitch and tell someone to hide the evidence...)

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Post by ojitarian Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:22

beamer wrote:Peter Handscomb (You could use your hands, or a comb. Or just run onto the pitch and tell someone to hide the evidence...)
While grinning like an idiot, obviously.

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Post by taipan Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:28

ojitarian wrote:
taipan wrote:
ojitarian wrote:Atherton
Warner
Dravid
Tendulkar
Trescothick
Du Plessis
Afridi
Imran
Wasim
Waqar
Shoaib

No keepers in there. Did Dravid or Trescothick keep from time to time?

Dishonourable mentions: Philander, Lever, Broad, Sarfraz

No Hansie?

Dravid kept in jamodis
holy-sheep holy-sheep
Was Hansie ever done for ball tampering? If so, he might squeeze Du Plessis out of the team

Apparently he stood on a ball once.

Something similar to Cummins in Cape Town
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Post by beamer Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:28

Ashley Mallett (You could do some serious ball tampering with that implement...)

Dominic Cork (if any of that’s visible, you’ve done the job well)

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Post by ojitarian Wed 28 Mar 2018, 20:43

beamer wrote:Ashley Mallett (You could do some serious ball tampering with that implement...)

Dominic Cork (if any of that’s visible, you’ve done the job well)
Nice.

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Post by skully Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:32

ojitarian wrote:Atherton
Warner
Dravid
Tendulkar
Trescothick
Du Plessis
Afridi
Imran
Wasim
Waqar
Shoaib

No keepers in there. Did Dravid or Trescothick keep from time to time?

Dishonourable mentions: Philander, Lever, Broad, Sarfraz

Nice work, oji. You clearly gave it more thought than me. Cool

And yes, both Dravid and Tres have donned the gloves at various times.
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Post by beamer Wed 28 Mar 2018, 22:36

An all-Pakistan bowling attack there... harsh but perhaps fair!

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Post by lardbucket Wed 28 Mar 2018, 23:54

Sarfraz Nawaz to manage the team? Inzamam on catering?

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Post by PeterCS Thu 29 Mar 2018, 01:52

ojitarian wrote:David Scrapel

Is that you, Monkey?!!

I haven't heard anyone else bring up a Northants man on here since Sales last didn't get to play for his country.
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Post by lardbucket Thu 29 Mar 2018, 02:03

ojitarian is an old ABC case

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Post by PeterCS Thu 29 Mar 2018, 02:14

It was just a kneejerk response to Northants coming up. ...
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