Re: Aus Federal Politics thread (XV)

by beamer Tue 18 Feb 2020, 18:07

So we’ll be forced to change to driving on the right eventually, something 47 years of EU membership failed to do for us...

Although with driverless cars it might not matter I suppose.

by beamer Tue 18 Feb 2020, 19:44

JGK wrote:Re Brexit - what’s this I hear about British sausages being unable to be sold into the EU?

Yeah, they’ll miss them even more than we miss having any fresh food out of season, I’m sure...

by skully Mon 23 Mar 2020, 04:31

The rabid pinkos think ScoMo started the bushfires AND the Coronavirus.

by skully Mon 23 Mar 2020, 04:40

Bump.

by Bradman Thu 26 Mar 2020, 11:46

skully wrote:The rabid pinkos think ScoMo started the bushfires AND the Coronavirus.

After Lara Bingle I'd hold my hand up for both as lesser crimes.

by horace Thu 26 Mar 2020, 21:31

Lol. The Tories are so inept. Apparently barbers and hairdressers are an essential service.

They are operating on the interesting theory Covid-19 will not transfer between clipper and punter if the haircut takes less than half an hour. I call this dubious science but smart economics in 'thinning out' the population.

No doubt Minister Spudhead has been laughing as the hairies are exposed to CV19.

Meanwhile Spud and ScuMo have profited from tough border security measures. STOP THE BOATS, STOP THE BOATS, STOP THE BOATS has been the mantra of the Brown shirts.

But WTF? Finally there was a boat that needed stopping (because it was a baine marie of CV19 infection) but it docked and the old white Aussies cruise maniacs were welcomed back to terra firma Australis.

Passport control waived. Isolation measures waived. Health checks not performed. The unfortunate Typhoid Mary passengers trundled off by car, train and aeroplane to their next destination - many spreading the virus as they moved on.

One fekkin' boat that will kill and infect umpteen Australians. Stop the fekkin boats Minister Spud? There was one in 20 years that you needed to stop and you failed to stop it. Up against the wall Spuddy.

Meanwhile there is a class analysis of CV19 emerging. In Melbourne the highest number of reported infections is in the City of Stonnington. This area includes Toorak, Kew and Camberwell. Maybe this is why ScuMo wants barbers kept open to spread the virus around. He's a true egalitarian.

by Bradman Thu 26 Mar 2020, 23:27

Sure the new govt farked up a bit once the petrie dishes were ashore, but this lame attempt to shift blame suggests no-one in the Fed govt or on Sky has read the constitution. I know she only went to UM but I now know why Credlin went into politics.

by horace Fri 27 Mar 2020, 02:48

Credlin is pure scunge.

Meanwhile good old border security has let a London-Singapore - Darwin - Sydney flight continue on despite a passenger being called off in Darwin because ill and Corona'd up to billyio.

Passngers on that flight got off in Sydney. How many were exposed?

It is difficult to imagine more congenitally stupid people than the current hunker down and testify fekkwitted religious numbnuts.

Morrison and Dutton need to be shot.

by horace Fri 27 Mar 2020, 02:51

Hilarious - just saw Morrison praying for the country.

by Bradman Fri 27 Mar 2020, 03:59

They're gonna end up using the ADF for isolation control. Probably take over the supply chain too. You can really get the mongrel on when there's armed troops on the streets.

Meanwhile premier palashit is going ahead with an election tomorrow.

by horace Fri 27 Mar 2020, 05:46

Bradman wrote:They're gonna end up using the ADF for isolation control. Probably take over the supply chain too. You can really get the mongrel on when there's armed troops on the streets.

Meanwhile premier palashit is going ahead with an election tomorrow.

what election?

The ADF operates with the IQ of a sub par QBilly.

Personally I am doomed. I have no immune system and catch snicks off the Telly. It is simply a matter of time.

by embee Fri 27 Mar 2020, 05:52

apparently the Army Reserve were getting training in lockdown enforcement yesterday

by embee Fri 27 Mar 2020, 05:52

stay safe horrie

by Big Dog Fri 27 Mar 2020, 06:05

horace wrote:Lol. The Tories are so inept. Apparently barbers and hairdressers are an essential service.

They are operating on the interesting theory Covid-19 will not transfer between clipper and punter if the haircut takes less than half an hour. I call this dubious science but smart economics in 'thinning out' the population.

No doubt Minister Spudhead has been laughing as the hairies are exposed to CV19.

Meanwhile Spud and ScuMo have profited from tough border security measures. STOP THE BOATS, STOP THE BOATS, STOP THE BOATS has been the mantra of the Brown shirts.

But WTF? Finally there was a boat that needed stopping (because it was a baine marie of CV19 infection) but it docked and the old white Aussies cruise maniacs were welcomed back to terra firma Australis.

Passport control waived. Isolation measures waived. Health checks not performed. The unfortunate Typhoid Mary passengers trundled off by car, train and aeroplane to their next destination - many spreading the virus as they moved on.

One fekkin' boat that will kill and infect umpteen Australians. Stop the fekkin boats Minister Spud? There was one in 20 years that you needed to stop and you failed to stop it. Up against the wall Spuddy.

Meanwhile there is a class analysis of CV19 emerging. In Melbourne the highest number of reported infections is in the City of Stonnington. This area includes Toorak, Kew and Camberwell. Maybe this is why ScuMo wants barbers kept open to spread the virus around. He's a true egalitarian.

Its easy to be critical with the benefit of hindsight. I doubt if Albo would have done any better especially if he needed support from the Greens.

by Bradman Fri 27 Mar 2020, 06:21

embee wrote:apparently the Army Reserve were getting training in lockdown enforcement yesterday

Well they're supposed to be taking control of prisons, just waiting for the legalities of aid to the civil power to be worked through. Already manufacturing ppe at some factory that couldn't manage. Border control as well to free in up coppers as they don't think they'll get general police powers.

by skully Fri 17 Apr 2020, 10:14

What possessed Turncoat to release his [cough] memoirs during Covid-19 shutdown? What a whore.

by JGK Sat 18 Apr 2020, 08:11

Meanwhile, ScoMo talking about tax cuts and IR reform FFS.

by Bradman Sat 18 Apr 2020, 09:02

How so? All I can get is trumpheads rallying behind him to take up arms against lockdowns. Oh and the casualty count interspersed with every state govts daily press conference.

by skully Sat 18 Apr 2020, 23:46

Can't see the Fed Govt's tracking app being a popular download.

by Bradman Sun 19 Apr 2020, 00:47

Can't believe they put that fool Robert in charge.

by JGK Sun 19 Apr 2020, 04:50

skully wrote:Can't see the Fed Govt's tracking app being a popular download.

Bradman wrote:Can't believe they put that fool Robert in charge.

Sage to both. Ask Annika Smethurst if she trusts the government with that information.

And Robert is possibly the most incompetent Minister we've ever had.

by lardbucket Sun 19 Apr 2020, 05:09

skully wrote:What possessed Turncoat to release his [cough] memoirs during Covid-19 shutdown? What a whore.

Aus Federal Politics thread (XV) - Page 31 93489611

by Bradman Sun 19 Apr 2020, 05:11

Roberts classmates at the Academy wanted to kill him (apparently they were told the paperwork was a nightmare). Voted most likely to b fragged.

by horace Sun 19 Apr 2020, 06:42

I would like to know where the app is being designed or whether it is simply adapting tech avail in Spook City.

I saw Robert on the telly yesterday. He really is a dill.

by Big Dog Sun 19 Apr 2020, 07:47

horace wrote:I would like to know where the app is being designed or whether it is simply adapting tech avail in Spook City.

I saw Robert on the telly yesterday. He really is a dill.

Similar app is already being used in Singapore.

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