South Africa v Sri Lanka, 2nd Test, Johannesburg, 3-7 January, 2021
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South Africa v Sri Lanka, 2nd Test, Johannesburg, 3-7 January, 2021
Another snotting for the Lankans?
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A snot XI, you say?
Damien Phlegming
Mucus Harris
Cameron Greenie
Alan Snot
Darren Cough
Inzamam Ul Hack
Wilf Slag
I need help here
but the match should be played in Qatar
Damien Phlegming
Mucus Harris
Cameron Greenie
Alan Snot
Darren Cough
Inzamam Ul Hack
Wilf Slag
I need help here
but the match should be played in Qatar
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Dave Golly?
Virus Sehwag?
Coryza Anderson?
Rhinitus Harris?
C(hris) Old?
Bug Ship Warwick Armstrong?
Vix Richardson?
Vix Trumper?
Virus Sehwag?
Coryza Anderson?
Rhinitus Harris?
C(hris) Old?
Bug Ship Warwick Armstrong?
Vix Richardson?
Vix Trumper?
skully- Number of posts : 105947
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If you're a Meaning of Liff fan, Steve KIRBY just about gets in.
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Peter Spittle
Umpire: Simon Snorfle
Umpire: Simon Snorfle
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Neil Hawk, too, of course.
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Lankans win the toss and bat.
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Lankans knocked over for 157 with Nortje taking six and Mulder three. All bar one caught.
The keepers got a bit phallic with Dickwella caught by de Kock.
The keepers got a bit phallic with Dickwella caught by de Kock.
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Crikey!! 6 for Naughty!!
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skully wrote:Crikey!! 6 for Naughty!!
Yep Norkia hit some impressive speeds. Ngidi had a pie shop going but it didn't seem to matter.
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Lordy, the SAffers have already almost overhauled the weak Lankan total - 1 down!!
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Decent comeback with the ball by the Lankans.
SAf were 1-218 then lost 9-84 to be all out 302.
Pity the Lankans couldn't strike back with the bat as well. At 4-150 they've barely reached the point that SAf have to bat again.
SAf were 1-218 then lost 9-84 to be all out 302.
Pity the Lankans couldn't strike back with the bat as well. At 4-150 they've barely reached the point that SAf have to bat again.
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Lankans lead by five. Both these sides would be bringing up the tail in world cricket atm. De Kock passed his 200th catch this test. If he has a long career he may end up overhauling Boucher.
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South Africa wins by ten wickets. Sipamla finished off the tail, Norkia snared another two, while Ngidi claimed four. Good to see the Lankan opener make a ton. The pitch seemed to get easier and Markram and Elgar reached the sixty-seven total sans drama. Maharaj didn't bowl an over in the match.
Taipan should be pleased even if Lankans a looking a bit minnowish atm. Haven't see him in these parts recently.
Taipan should be pleased even if Lankans a looking a bit minnowish atm. Haven't see him in these parts recently.
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Jesus, another 3 day Test.
Just WTF is happening to an international XI's ability (including the Aus XI) to survive a day's play or more??
Weak as piss.
Just WTF is happening to an international XI's ability (including the Aus XI) to survive a day's play or more??
Weak as piss.
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Red wrote:Taipan should be pleased even if Lankans a looking a bit minnowish atm. Haven't see him in these parts recently.
Disappeared yonks ago after a very lame sledge at Aus regarding Shrapnel's heritage.
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skully wrote:Red wrote:Taipan should be pleased even if Lankans a looking a bit minnowish atm. Haven't see him in these parts recently.
Disappeared yonks ago after a very lame sledge at Aus regarding Shrapnel's heritage.
Aye flounced just short of 12 months ago. Not missed by me.
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he lurks occasionally but there are a couple of dickheads on here he cant be bothered interacting with
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embee wrote:he lurks occasionally but there are a couple of dickheads on here he cant be bothered interacting with
Really? That did make laugh.
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I did speak to him off the forum a while back. Good man.
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skully wrote:Another snotting for the Lankans?
Yes, yes it was.
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embee wrote:he lurks occasionally but there are a couple of dickheads on here he cant be bothered interacting with
So he's been crying to you via email then?
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