England v New Zealand, 4th ODI, The Oval, 25th June

F*ck these bunch of jessie shites. Pissing their knickers on this deck - un-be-f*cking-lievable.

Let's see if Rav can avoid running either himself or his partner out...

JKLever wrote:Here comes Ravi to, er save the day.....

Here comes Ravi on his pony
riding on his little donkey
here comes Ravi on his pony
this is what they told me
front to front to front - ooh baby
back to back to back - ooh baby
side to side to side - ooh baby
this is what they told me

Who's next up for the big heave-ho?

Bops plays out the maiden to the previously expensive Gillespie.

Whichever one of these washed up pieces of shit buckles like a weak schoolboy who has just been booted in the nards. Was Bopara the other day.

Bells playing pretty well here, just needs Bop to get in.

And not run each other out...

JKL - your warrior not worn out yet? He must be on double fish oils.

I can feel an avatar change coming on soon...

Do you know who Ian Bell's reminding me of? Ian Bell this time last year, where he was pure gash, then put in a couple of OD performances to keep his place, then was gash.

Brass Monkey wrote:Do you know who Ian Bell's reminding me of? Ian Bell this time last year, where he was pure gash, then put in a couple of OD performances to keep his place, then was gash.

He can never win though can he? If he fails he's gash, if he does well he's gash...

72-2 (16)

Nay great.

JKLever wrote:
He can never win though can he? If he fails he's gash, if he does well he's gash...

Do you want to re-read, or not? Because [zat] my sook-o-meter has just blown up [/zat].

What you need to do this second is stop. Just stop. Think about how you think and what you say about James Anderson. Replace bowling with batting, think of the double-standards you're displaying. Blush with embarrassment. And carry on.

Its a fooking road at the Oval = strangely NPB turns up with a pretty 40 so far!!

Danny, there's a Bell cycle as well as an Anderson one as well!

JK - he could win, when he does something of note in a pressure situation!

Well there are certain players who just polarise the fans, certainly the English fans.

Brass Monkey wrote:

JKLever wrote:
He can never win though can he? If he fails he's gash, if he does well he's gash...

Do you want to re-read, or not? Because [zat] my sook-o-meter has just blown up [/zat].

What you need to do this second is stop. Just stop. Think about how you think and what you say about James Anderson. Replace bowling with batting, think of the double-standards you're displaying. Blush with embarrassment. And carry on.

LOL, I meant...... he can never win 'with you'

And I'm not panning you for it - just stating a fact.

To be fair I always acknowledge a good Jimmykins performance, though I take your point...

Bops struggling a bit. Needs to come out of his shell....

And now Bell feathers an airy fairy nothing shot through to the keeper trying to run it down to 3rd man having made a pretty 40...

I'll just shut up and go find a hole...

JKLever wrote:
LOL, I meant...... he can never win 'with you'

And I'm not panning you for it - just stating a fact.

To be fair I always acknowledge a good Jimmykins performance, though I take your point...

You went more AGBB than I've seen most go during his Lord's performance. Alls I'm saying is the same thing I've said about Jimmy - that I've said about Straussy(incorrectly) - they produce just enough to keep their place in the side and their mediocre average up.

The sort of players people will look back on and think 'Ohhh, f*cking mega player there". Which is cockrot.

JKLever wrote:And now Bell feathers an airy fairy nothing shot through to the keeper trying to run it down to 3rd man having made a pretty 40...

I'll just shut up and go find a hole...

40's enough to keep his place - all I was alluding to.

By f*ck that bloke is weak.

Brass Monkey wrote:

JKLever wrote:
LOL, I meant...... he can never win 'with you'

And I'm not panning you for it - just stating a fact.

To be fair I always acknowledge a good Jimmykins performance, though I take your point...

You went more AGBB than I've seen most go during his Lord's performance. Alls I'm saying is the same thing I've said about Jimmy - that I've said about Straussy(incorrectly) - they produce just enough to keep their place in the side and their mediocre average up.

The sort of players people will look back on and think 'Ohhh, f*cking mega player there". Which is cockrot.

Sure, but I've also said Belly doesn't produce under pressure - the stats back that up - no denying it...

Well what a fooking surprise!!

The sunflower seed NPB got a pretty farking 40 and threw it away! For fooks sake someone just shoot him!!!

England a bit slow here, India almost double their score in fewer overs against the cricketing giants from Hong Kong.

Ravi's first attempt at running himself out there...

Joisus, and another one garn 101-4 (22)

Colly trying to cut one down to third man off of off stump.

We're fooked...