Re: The Olympics Thread

[Brass Monkey]

Stick to the pigs, Mal.

Whatdyou mean? Whatdyou mean? Whatdyou mean?

[Brass Monkey]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It is. It's the sort of talk that made kids like me turn to narcotics.

[lardbucket]

Stick to the pigs, Mal.

Whatdyou mean? Whatdyou mean? Whatdyou mean?

What do you mean, 'what do you mean'?

[PeterCS]

I thought Loye was your new role model?

[lardbucket]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It is. It's the sort of talk that made kids like me turn to narcotics.

You morphed?

[skully]

I thought Loye was your new role model?

I thought you'd gone. Welscher, or is that Welsher?

[PeterCS]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It is. It's the sort of talk that made kids like me turn to narcotics.

Don't blame us if you are sexually drawn to dead people.

[Brass Monkey]

I thought Loye was your new role model?

Why?

[PeterCS]

I thought Loye was your new role model?

I thought you'd gone. Welscher, or is that Welsher?

No. I just said lardy had driven me from the field.

I'm in the gutter now.

[lardbucket]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It is. It's the sort of talk that made kids like me turn to narcotics.

Don't blame us if you are sexually drawn to dead people.

romancing the stone dead

[PeterCS]

I thought Loye was your new role model?

Why?

Isn't that his image in your av?

[skully]

I thought Loye was your new role model?

I thought you'd gone. Welscher, or is that Welsher?

No. I just said lardy had driven me from the field.

I'm in the gutter now.

Ah, I see.

[Brass Monkey]

You morphed?

What are you, Tony Hart's agent?

[Brass Monkey]

Isn't that his image in your av?

Oh. No. Alex George Wakely.

[PeterCS]

wtf is he for a game of soldiers?

[PeterCS]

I thought Loye was your new role model?

I thought you'd gone. Welscher, or is that Welsher?

Got the wrong fella, BTW. That's smerky. Nobody's Welsher. Apart from Shirley Bassey and Charlotte.

[Brass Monkey]

wtf is he for a game of soldiers?

England Under-19s captain. Touted as a FEP. Cracking batsman, due to his range of strokes. Got messed over earlier in the season, batting out of position on wet decks (after growing 3 inches in the close season and it f*cking his balance up).

But a giant prospect, nonetheless.

His U19 ave and SR respectively is in my sig.

[PeterCS]

Northants cap'n!!!!!! ffs

Why did Carboot give it up?

[skully]

I thought Loye was your new role model?

I thought you'd gone. Welscher, or is that Welsher?

Got the wrong fella, BTW. That's smerky. Nobody's Welsher. Apart from Shirley Bassey and Charlotte.

Erm, yes. I was merely trying to insult you. I see I failed.

[PeterCS]

You can't insult a mangy dog.

Well, you can. But he doesn't pay any mind.

[Brass Monkey]

Northants cap'n!!!!!! ffs

Why did Carboot give it up?

What???????????? The Northants captain is Nicky Boje.

Sales gave it up because he thought he'd give someone else the opportunity to drag the shitheap that is our team out of the mud.

[JKLever]

Just like John Coates' "soap" dig?

What is it that makes your countries sporting officials a bunch of obnoxious wanqhers Skully?

[Bradman]

Fark this place moves fast.

Every time i try to post it keeps bouncing me to some review thingy.

Lardy. Been fattening the calf in third world sh*tholes. Where's Sheethead?

Skulls it's been a while so I hesitate to ask and can't work out this PM widgetty, how's things?????

[skully]

You can't insult a mangy dog.

Well, you can. But he doesn't pay any mind.

Well, to be fair, the only mangy dog I ever attempt to insult in this place is the whining Mudge.

[lardbucket]

You can't insult a mangy dog.

Well, you can. But he doesn't pay any mind.

Your dog might have inferior mange ... not hip at all. One might even call it blancmange?

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