Re: Sri Lanka v Eng, 1st ODI, Dambulla, 1st October

by JKLever Mon 01 Oct 2007, 10:50

Hmmmm, I'm still reckoning on farked!!

by holcs Mon 01 Oct 2007, 10:53

yup... I would agree with farked!

by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Oct 2007, 10:54

JKLever wrote:Hmmmm, I'm still reckoning on farked!!

Getting away now. Haven't seen loads of it, fleeting deliveries here and there. Maybe superswann is the key. Prob not though;) . Missing Flintstein about now.

by doremi Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:05

Batfink Begins wrote:Cor, Tharedga is f@cking sh1te.

Here we agree. And there's a dog in the ground now.

by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:05

Sideebottohm gets Jaya. Meaning Tharedga is still there to throw his hands. Two down soon? Oonose.

by Chandan Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:05

Jayasuriya is gone. So you all can breathe easy now!!

by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:18

Chandan wrote:Jayasuriya is gone. So you all can breathe easy now!!

No I can't. I've got a 20 stone bloke sitting on my chest.

by doremi Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:26

Tharanga - Useless.

by doremi Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:41

Brilliant first ball ny Swann.

by doremi Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:43

First over goes for one run. Doesn't look that bad tbh.

by holcs Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:47

Thats because he's not!

by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:50

doremi wrote:First over goes for one run. Doesn't look that bad tbh.

Economically the best OD English spinner over the last 5 years.

by doctorspin Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:52

holcs wrote:Thats because he's not!

Not a fan of his personality, but whenever I have seen him play he has always looked decidely useful if not actually pretty good with the ball and can hit the ball as well. Never understood why he hasn't had a look in before.

Swann notwithstanding, this is a slow pitch which is getting slowwer. The Lankans are finding it difficult to score on. As we will be chasing I think I can safely say we are FARKED!!!!

by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Oct 2007, 11:59

See Swanny just stopped a run out by knocking the bails off with his hand.

by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:01

Couple of spinners would've been good?

by doremi Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:02

KP and Shah?

by doctorspin Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:03

Batfink Begins wrote:See Swanny just stopped a run out by knocking the bails off with his hand.

Farkin Cnut. Should never have had a look in to the team.

by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:03

doremi wrote:KP and Shah?

Nah, the Northants legends.

by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:05

doctorspin wrote:
Farkin Cnut. Should never have had a look in to the team.

WTF are you on about? He did us a favour. Sanga's got 18 off 42 balls, he's saved us 10 runs so far!

by doremi Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:07

Nice fielding there by Jimmy.

by JKLever Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:15

Need a good last 20 overs or we're farked.

Ok, so we're probably farked anyhoo.

Why is Colly such a useless tosser?

by doctorspin Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:16

Batfink Begins wrote:
doctorspin wrote:
Farkin Cnut. Should never have had a look in to the team.

WTF are you on about? He did us a favour. Sanga's got 18 off 42 balls, he's saved us 10 runs so far!

His uncontrolled spasticated smashing of the wicket clearly shows he is simply a spack.

Should never have got near the team.

by doremi Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:25

England need a wicket soon. 300+ is distinctly possible now.

by Brass Monkey Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:25

doctorspin wrote:His uncontrolled spasticated smashing of the wicket clearly shows he is simply a spack.

Should never have got near the team.

The bloke's a damn gem! If the wickets are stupid enough to get in the way of his hands, it's hardly his fault is it.

by doremi Mon 01 Oct 2007, 12:25

And Swann delivers.

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