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Australian man living in Japan gets 14 years for sex with a goat

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Jeez this devil bloke gets blamed for a lot of sh!t.

He must have the worst PR team in history

WideWally wrote:Australian man living in Japan gets 14 years for sex with a goat

But was he wearing a lava lava at the time?

'Oldest man' dead for three decades

* From: AFP
* July 30, 2010 7:09AM
* 5 comments


A HOME visit by Tokyo officials to a local resident to congratulate him on his 111th birthday instead led to a police search that uncovered his three-decade-old skeleton.

The officials in the Japanese capital believed Sogen Kato was the eldest resident of Adachi ward and visited his listed address to honour him on his birthday, public broadcaster NHK and Jiji Press reported.

But they grew suspicious when his 53-year-old granddaughter told them that Mr Kato "doesn't want to see anybody".

They also realised that the pension fund of his deceased wife had long been unable to contact him.

A police search yesterday of the family house found his mummified skeletal remains lying in his bed, dressed in long underwear, reports said.

His relatives told police that he had "confined himself in his room more than 30 years ago and became a living Buddha", according to Jiji Press.

The family had received Y9.5 million ($122,022) in widower's pension payments via Kato's bank account since his wife died six years ago, and some of the money had recently been withdrawn.

Police are investigating the family for possible fraud charges.

Possible fraud charges?

So now we know what goes on upstairs in tac's building.

I always thought that there wasn't much going on upstairs with tac



I'll get my coat

dear, oh dear . . . I've been outed . . .

it was hardly a secret

I had liked to think a few people weren't in on it . . .

And there was me thinking that Japanese was one of the harder languages to learn. Seems taccy's iPhone has a langauge converter that he has wired for sound cos he's just a dumb qunt.

tac wrote:I had liked to think a few people weren't in on it . . .

maybe the welsh and one or two Billies, but I am not sure if pulling the wool over (or out of in smerk's case) their eyes counts

skully wrote:And there was me thinking that Japanese was one of the harder languages to learn. Seems taccy's iPhone has a langauge converter that he has wired for sound cos he's just a dumb qunt.

WTF?

Seems I need to draw pictures.

Have you been eating your work again?

G.Wood wrote:

tac wrote:I had liked to think a few people weren't in on it . . .

maybe the welsh and one or two Billies, but I am not sure if pulling the wool over (or out of in smerk's case) their eyes counts

Fark it. Pointless...

I sense Woody has a certain attraction to the Welsh and/or Smerf and/or sheep ... and rather sublimely, to goats as well (his reference to 'Billies perhaps being a form of innuendo?) or indeed, to all four as it so 'appens..

I'd be real worried Smerky ...

Ah you can't log in without getting someone knocking you...sometimes I don't even log in for it to happen.

DJ_Smerk wrote:Ah you can't log in without getting someone knocking you...sometimes I don't even log in for it to happen.

<<<<<===== Smerkles ... when Woody's on the prowl !!

<<<<<===== Woody ... when Smerkles gets him cornered !!

Let me tell you something, Merlin, I am the one classed as having the roaming crew of bullies. This by Wide Wally...a man of great education!


This is madness....

This is not madness . . . THIS IS SPARRRTA!

10 points for tac.


Better not give it 10/10 though, wouldn't want to be classed as a simpleton.

....Wide Wally...a man of great education! ...

Indeed ... and one of immense intellect where horseflesh is concerned!

I only wish he'd chuck over a couple of Goodwood winners to me today ... my constant second-itis is becoming a pain in the Salman !!

Merlin wrote:

....Wide Wally...a man of great education! ...

Indeed ... and one of immense intellect where horseflesh is concerned!

I only wish he'd chuck over a couple of Goodwood winners to me today ... my constant second-itis is becoming a pain in the Salman !!

There's no discounting that Wally and Woody (a potential TV programme right there) are good decent forummers. I just wish they wouldn't think of me as an absolute waste of time and oxygen.

Being Welsh isn't all bad....unless you forum on Flaming Bails of course, then naturally, you are hampered somewhat.