What things in the world today are worse than England?

Following on from Augustus saying only Gordon Brown is worse than England's finest cricketers I think we can do better:

Here's a few for starters:

Fred Goodwin's pension scheme

Fearne Cotton

The youth of today

England's rugby team?

Britain's Davis cup team....and Bono.

England doesn't have a Davis cup team.

I don't know what you're waffling on about.

That bit of colourful scaffolding on the "empty" plinth in Trafalgar Square at the moment which is meant to some sort of meaningful sculpture. That is far worse than the England cricket team.

Eastenders as well.

ITV

Piers Morgan

£ against the $

Have England been at all good since the credit crunch hit?

Trapped wind. Tapeworms. Piles. Diarrhoea. Dysentery. Emphysema. Arrhythmia. Heart attacks. ..... anything seriously medical.

It's only a game.

50 cent and the way he's idolised (although sort of comes under yoof today). What a massive nasty talentless w*nker.

All right then. Rod Liddle. Noel Edmonds. Simon Cowell. Richard Littlejohn. Margaret Hodge. Patricia Hewitt. The Hamiltons. Chris Woodhead.

PeterCS wrote:Trapped wind. Tapeworms. Piles. Diarrhoea. Dysentery. Emphysema. Arrhythmia. Heart attacks. ..... anything seriously medical.

It's only a game.

Trapped wind's better than England- at least that has an amusing outcome. So is mild incontinence.

PeterCS wrote:All right then. Rod Liddle. Noel Edmonds. Simon Cowell. Richard Littlejohn. Margaret Hodge. Patricia Hewitt. The Hamiltons. Chris Woodhead.

Noel Edmonds is a dead cert.

Would also like to throw in highly paid public sector 'consultants' and the Friday/Sunday night project. That's as funny as televised euphenasia.

Eric Air Emu wrote:Following on from Augustus saying only Gordon Brown is worse than England's finest cricketers I think we can do better:

Here's a few for starters:

Fred Goodwin's pension scheme

Fearne Cotton

The youth of today

She's like an itchy arse.

Irritating and you know you ought to leave it alone, but if you had one you know you just wouldn't be able to help yourself.

lol@BBB

Eric Air Emu wrote:

PeterCS wrote:All right then. Rod Liddle. Noel Edmonds. Simon Cowell. Richard Littlejohn. Margaret Hodge. Patricia Hewitt. The Hamiltons. Chris Woodhead.

Noel Edmonds is a dead cert.

Would also like to throw in highly paid public sector 'consultants' and the Friday/Sunday night project. That's as funny as televised euphenasia.

Ah, good you remind me.

Gunther van Hagens. Where "showman" meets "ghoul" meets "arseprick"

Did you mean the mercy killing of someone with acute breathing failure?

TalkSPORT, Kilroy, Ashley Cole, The Jubilee Line, Max Clifford, Jon Culshaw, E4, ITV2, Holly Willoughby, Owl delivering wedding rings, Bingo, The Weather, Jonathan Ross, Paul Ross, Moss Bros, Dick, Dom, Nadia Sawalha, Manchester City, Ashley Cole, Bermondsey, The Welsh Guy That does the Telly on C4 on Sunday Mornings, Ashley Cole.

This is f**king fun

Ashley Cole.

I see a pattern emerging in spang's litany of loathing.

EDIT: Damn. He spelt it out.

What about bingo wings when you ordered buffalo wings?

PeterCS wrote:What about bingo wings when you ordered buffalo wings?

That's marginally better than England. Only just.

This is very theraputic- Steve Bruce's post match whinge-athons.

It would be wrong not to chuck in Coldplay as well.

And Jay Dello- what a smug b*stard. Thinks he's the forum god or something.

He is the forum svengali. Watch your back.

Those free newspapers that they give out at tube stations in London in the evening.

BBC Breakfast News.

Before I say good night I have to add masterchef runner-up Andy Oliver and religions that are unhealthily obsessed with sexuality.

Worse still, religions and sects that are all too Nazarene.

'Night!