Re: What things in the world today are worse than England?

by PeterCS Mon 09 Mar 2009, 01:57

lardbucket wrote:What did it look like before it was eaten the first time?

"Shite, Pass 1"

by horace Mon 09 Mar 2009, 01:59

I would not feed that to ex's cats

by PeterCS Mon 09 Mar 2009, 02:00

On a vicious day, you might.

by Brass Monkey Mon 09 Mar 2009, 12:23

If Clarkson hasn't been mentioned, he should have. Bloke's a qunt.

by LeFromage Mon 09 Mar 2009, 19:49

Mushrooms. Silverfish. My guitar playing.

by Guest Mon 09 Mar 2009, 19:53

OMG, have you still got silverfish?

You've got DAMP I tell you!

by LeFromage Mon 09 Mar 2009, 19:55

No damp.

It's a mystery.

by Eric Air Emu Mon 09 Mar 2009, 19:58

We've got silver fish- I love them, they are called "silver" "fish" after all. The other half's not so keen on them though.

They've got to be better than England though.

Moths on the other hand. ..

by Guest Mon 09 Mar 2009, 20:00

They're amazing creatures you know. They're estimated to have existed for over 300 million years and they can go over a year without eating. We had them in the bathroom.

by Big_Bad_Bob Mon 09 Mar 2009, 20:11

We get a few under our stairs. Pop through into the downstairs khazi from time to time to say hello. The buggers don't half move like the clappers if you try to get your size 10's down on 'em.

by LeFromage Mon 09 Mar 2009, 20:13

I've employed a see/kill policy - if I see one, he's history - but that appears to have made no impact at all.

What I really need to do is badly maim one so that he limps back to the flock and spreads the word that there's a war going on.

But then that runs the risk of them all grouping together to make one giant silverfish monster and going on the rampage.

by Guest Mon 09 Mar 2009, 20:33

You could try the same method for getting rid of ants. You have to firmly tell them to GO. That's it.

by LeFromage Mon 09 Mar 2009, 20:37

Ants are easy. Just some sugary poison - they love it, take it back to the nest, everyone dies. Suckers.

Silverfish are indestructible.

by Guest Mon 09 Mar 2009, 20:40

We use talcum powder for ants. It makes them sneeze.

by Eric Air Emu Mon 09 Mar 2009, 21:10

That over-exposed fat bloke off Gavin & Tracey.

by Eric Air Emu Mon 09 Mar 2009, 21:12

Dello wrote:Ants are easy. Just some sugary poison - they love it, take it back to the nest, everyone dies. Suckers.

Silverfish are indestructible.

The old use the mango chuntney to lure them on to your testicles trick is always a winner.

by eowyn Mon 09 Mar 2009, 21:12

You mean the bloke that co-writes it with the big welsh woman?

by eowyn Mon 09 Mar 2009, 21:45

Sutherland's Yorkshire Potted Beef is ambrosia.

What things in the world today are worse than England? - Page 3 Ypb10

by PeterCS Mon 09 Mar 2009, 23:04

creamed rice?

by PeterCS Mon 09 Mar 2009, 23:27

Sago.

by eowyn Tue 10 Mar 2009, 06:40

Tapioca

by tac Tue 10 Mar 2009, 06:55

by eowyn Tue 10 Mar 2009, 06:59

Ooo, dumplings!

by Zat Tue 10 Mar 2009, 07:00

Why hasn't anyone started a 'What things in the world today are better than England?' thread?

by eowyn Tue 10 Mar 2009, 07:02

The list would be endless, Zatty.

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