These may well have gotten me banned from C4

Here's one for you Buckaroo - guaranteed non-racial:

Sam went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book called:
"How to master forum twats".

The reply was prompt: "Our fiction section is upstairs."

jim, I do not wish to offend. Plz forgive me if I have.

*Buckaroo* wrote:jim, I do not wish to offend. Plz forgive me if I have.

Gold.

not offend, just awaken.

learn to read into what is unwritten.

*Buckaroo* wrote:jim, I do not wish to offend. Plz forgive me if I have.

I'm not offended, Bucks, just amused.

*Buckaroo* wrote:after 26/11, they were making fun of subis and mocking the deaths.

I am waiting for something to be perpetrated on them, to have my share of fun .. at their expense ofcourse.

so be around .. everybody gets a chance. And a crack at a 'jokes thread'.

*Buckaroo* wrote:

lardbucket wrote:

*Buckaroo* wrote:after 26/11, they were making fun of subis and mocking the deaths.

'They' weren't, as you well know.

You repeat a lie many times, it's still a lie. You can do better than this.

skully and taips.

I complained to dello even, he said it was normal for this forum.

No, I didn't. You demanded that I warn the "two clowns (skully, tapian & on occasion zim)" for "mocking the plight of the victims... because they happen to be Indians (or lowly subis, in their eyes)," in order to "spare the thread their repeated derogatory suggestions and ideas."

I merely replied that, on a forum where everyone is entitled to their opinion - even you - why should any one particular thread be exempt from people expressing themselves as they so desire.

Don't try and drag me into your feeble world of bullshit by insinuating that I in some way condone or support a supposed racially-motivated hate gang.

PeterCS wrote:Aye, I'm tired of offshore Nigerian sons of exiled ministers trying to syphon my bank account while simultaneously stuffing me with bogus drugs, making me unrefusable subscription offers and tripling the length of my python.

Gold.

DJ_Smerk wrote:

PeterCS wrote:Aye, I'm tired of offshore Nigerian sons of exiled ministers trying to syphon my bank account while simultaneously stuffing me with bogus drugs, making me unrefusable subscription offers and tripling the length of my python.

Gold.

... and how many watches could a man possibly need?

None. At least, not on my watch.

Some folk have far too much time on their hands.

lardbucket wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:

PeterCS wrote:Aye, I'm tired of offshore Nigerian sons of exiled ministers trying to syphon my bank account while simultaneously stuffing me with bogus drugs, making me unrefusable subscription offers and tripling the length of my python.

Gold.

... and how many watches could a man possibly need?

Many forum gold watches. Just Watch it, Watchman.

You'd get a good ticking off for that kind of behaviour.

I would talk about the White Rabbit, but backlash will only be a matter of time....

DJ_Smerk wrote:I would talk about the White Rabbit, but backlash will only be a matter of time....

It was the White Knight that was tocking backwards

Not a patch on the ni knights.

Billy Tocktrove?

Peter: A garden patch?

(fobs off DJ)

lardbucket wrote:Peter: A garden patch?

(fobs off DJ)

Sigh. :|

Dello wrote:

*Buckaroo* wrote:after 26/11, they were making fun of subis and mocking the deaths.

I am waiting for something to be perpetrated on them, to have my share of fun .. at their expense ofcourse.

so be around .. everybody gets a chance. And a crack at a 'jokes thread'.

*Buckaroo* wrote:

lardbucket wrote:

*Buckaroo* wrote:after 26/11, they were making fun of subis and mocking the deaths.

'They' weren't, as you well know.

You repeat a lie many times, it's still a lie. You can do better than this.

skully and taips.

I complained to dello even, he said it was normal for this forum.

No, I didn't. You demanded that I warn the "two clowns (skully, tapian & on occasion zim)" for "mocking the plight of the victims... because they happen to be Indians (or lowly subis, in their eyes)," in order to "spare the thread their repeated derogatory suggestions and ideas."

I merely replied that, on a forum where everyone is entitled to their opinion - even you - why should any one particular thread be exempt from people expressing themselves as they so desire.

Don't try and drag me into your feeble world of bullshit by insinuating that I in some way condone or support a supposed racially-motivated hate gang.

who the hell are you trying to fool chump, with your lame explanations ?

you can't control, then others will control it for ya.

Still lying after all these years.

Let me guess? Farkaroo is disgusted with Dello for not taking decisive action against those nasty Aussies and Saffies who belittle the poor downtrodden subis???

Can someone be given extra wheelchairs?

skully wrote:Let me guess? Farkaroo is disgusted with Dello for not taking decisive action against those nasty Aussies and Saffies who belittle the poor downtrodden subis???

Can someone be given extra wheelchairs?

Fixed

Perhaps you should've crossed the last "s" in "Aussies" out as well.

[Damn pain in the back. Bucky just stuck another needle in his voodoo doll of me]

What a waste of bandwidth this thread is.

As opposed to any other non-game-commentary thread (except for the trivia thread, of course), Bas??